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	<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8059</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>} $90 closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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	<link>http://craftastrophe.net</link>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8059</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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	<link>http://craftastrophe.net</link>
	<description>Because not everything handmade is pretty</description>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8059</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8151</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8146</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8059</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8146</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only $30. Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only $30. Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for $1300: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for $1300:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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	<link>http://craftastrophe.net</link>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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	<description>Because not everything handmade is pretty</description>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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	<link>http://craftastrophe.net</link>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Craftastrophe &#187; Holiday!  Celebrate!</title>
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		<title>Looking forward to Valentines Day</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2012/02/valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems). I design spiked platform custom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-Spiked-Love-Heels-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink Spiked Love Heels" title="Pink Spiked Love Heels" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8562" /></a>
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Pink-heels-side-view-225x300.jpg" alt="Pink heels side" title="Pink heels side view" width="225" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-8563" /></a>


<blockquote>I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.</blockquote>


{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/90094522/high-heel-platform-spiked-women-shoes" title="Pink Spiked heels" target="_blank">Source</a>}  closer to a venereal disease]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>White Meat, or Dark?</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/white-meat-dark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains!
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-Head.jpg" alt="Baby Hat looks like a turkey roast" title="Turkey Head" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8189" /></a>

{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/66778422/roasted-turkey-hat-now-earflap-12m-and" title="Turkey Head Baby Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snuggles</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/snuggles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fantastic Felt Up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[felt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[play food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turkey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Felt-Turkey-300x154.jpg" alt="Play turkey made of felt" title="Felt Turkey" width="300" height="154" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8156" /></a>

That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/76046419/felt-food-turkey-with-detachable-wings" title="Felt Turkey" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Someone must put this hat on their baby NOW</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/put-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 11:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-earflap-hat.jpg" alt="Crocheted turkey earflap hat" title="Turkey earflap hat" width="570" height="428" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8152" /></a>
I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85232543/turkey-earflap-hat-made-to-order" title="Turkey Hat" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It May Be Cute Now</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Turkey Lurkey!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only . Therapy additional.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.
<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg"><img src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Turkey-dress.jpg" alt="" title="Turkey dress" width="570" height="760" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8147" /></a>
{<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725064/thanksgiving-turkey-dress" title="Turkey Dress" target="_blank">Source</a>} Only . Therapy additional.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Cinderelly Cinderelly</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/cinderelly-cinderelly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for 00:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8124" title="Glass Pumpkin" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Glass-Pumpkin-300x262.jpg" alt="Small glass and metal pumpkin sculpture" width="300" height="262" /></a>I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

{<a title="Glass Pumpkin" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/32338416/magic-cinderella-pumpkin" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well I see Etsy hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/kelley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CRAPtacular craftastrophes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religious confusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star of david]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley! ******* So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog. I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies. A glass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[With this, Craftastrophe's light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It's the return of Kelley!

*******
<div>So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.</div>
<div>I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.</div>
<div>A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.</div>
<div>I type 'Christmas' and hit search.</div>
<div>On the first page...</div>
<div>Holy Mother of God.</div>
<div><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8063" title="Stars" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png" alt="" width="628" height="480" /></a><a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Stars.png">
</a></div>
<div>Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.</div>
<div>This is just too freaking easy.</div>
<div>Kelley snuck over from <a href="http://magnetoboldtoo.com/" target="_blank">Magneto Bold Too!</a>  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.</div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>One last Halloween post</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/halloween-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 22:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[centerpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollhouse miniature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eyeballs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny: But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please? {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8001" title="Bloody eyeballs" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bloody-eyeballs.jpg" alt="Bloody eyeball polymer dollhouse centerpiece" width="200" height="243" /></a>But wouldn't it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

{<a title="Bloody eyeball centerpiece" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/83414618/spooky-creepy-gross-halloween-bloody" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Well, that&#8217;s taken care of</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 03:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[candy corn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year. Well, consider me cured. {Source}]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself "Why did I do that?" Until the next year.

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7992" title="Candy corn lady" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Candy-corn-lady.jpg" alt="Painting of a white woman eating candy corn" width="549" height="720" /></a>

Well, consider me cured.

{<a title="Candy Corn Lady Painting" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/81203070/candy-corn-fright-11x14-print" target="_blank">Source</a>}]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll just take the .99 &#8220;Happy Halloween&#8221;  chrysanthemum bouquet, please</title>
		<link>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/3499-happy-halloween-bouquet/</link>
		<comments>http://craftastrophe.net/2011/10/3499-happy-halloween-bouquet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>suebob</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crazy Critter Parts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Disturbing Things We Should Never Own]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For The Insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Holiday!  Celebrate!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages From the Darkside]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ornamental Psychosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Um. WTF?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[human bones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wall art]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Halloween week continues with this lovely entry. Kinda creepy, right? A little? It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this: 16x20" maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy's-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze. Real human arm and hand bones, people. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

<a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Her-roses.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7985" title="Her roses" src="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Her-roses.jpg" alt="Wall art of dried roses and bones" width="570" height="1013" /></a>It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:
<blockquote>16x20" maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy's-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.</blockquote>
<strong>Real human arm and hand bones</strong>, people. Don't tell me you wouldn't start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump   thump   thump.

It's getting closer.

Scratch    scratch    scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

{<a title="Her Roses" href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/80572723/her-roses" target="_blank">Source</a>}
<blockquote>&nbsp;</blockquote>]]></content:encoded>
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