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Hey you guys! Like my John Wayne Gacy clown painting?

effinscary1 Hey you guys! Like my John Wayne Gacy clown painting?

Hey you guys! I was pulling the plastic flamingos out of my front yard to make this headdress…is that two words? Head dress? I don’t know, you guys this ain’t a dress for your head but it sure is pretty! So, anyway, you guys I was pulling the pink plastic flamingos out of my front yard to make this “piece of art” when I realized…This art oughta be photographed in front of MY favorite piece of art. I present to you guys my totally rad headdress, photographed in front of the painting that John Wayne Gacy sent to me as a thank you for the many erotic letters I sent to him about my clown fetish. Etsy made me take down the erotic poem I originally had with this listing, so I had to change it to this:

This piece is a one of a kind. Where do I start. It is a headband with a huge bow on top made of pink, orange, and green florescent tulle, with a doll’s head in the middle. The doll has a sequened crown and there are two flamingos on each side of the bow. The headband is covered in blue tinsel material. It is not heavy though and will not weigh your head down. Anywhere you wear this to, you will be noticed. It is truly a piece of art and this is the only one I have ever made like it.

What I didn’t say is that this piece is meant to be worn with the lingerie that I made with the melted barbie heads on the nips.

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Thanks, Cari!

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Posted by flutter on March 10, 2010
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I Don’t Even Know What a Hair Stick Is.  But These Are Frackin’ Weird.

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Thanks Maegan!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 8, 2010
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Excuse me, would you happen to have an extra hair comb I could borrow?

This one’s for you our wonderful readers!

CAPTION THIS!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on July 19, 2009
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I Now Have An Incredible Urge to Go to a Pride Parade

I don’t know that the head piece is even the best part. The rainbow feathered hat / wig / dead macaw mulched in a lawn mower and tossed on his head looks fun and intriguing… but I think I am totally taken in by the rainbow lipstick. LOL

pridehair I Now Have An Incredible Urge to Go to a Pride Parade

Not to mention the reflection in the mirror showing the ginormous boobies he’s wearing.

At least… I think he’s a he…

From the listing:

These elaborate one-of-a-kind sculptural creations are made to order with durable construction. All feather headpieces come with matching feather eyebrows (you can eyelash glue them over your real brows).

Glue the eyebrows to my eyebrows? That’s just asking for trouble when they have to come off isn’t it?

Regardless, I am going to ask for the entire ensemble for this year’s Gay Pride Parade.

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Please know that I am not making fun of the gay community. I love gay people and pride parades!

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 28, 2009
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Looking For A Mother’s Day Gift? How About a Family Portrait?

Are you eating? You may want to put that food down, just for a moment.

This is a great follow up to the past three posts, particularly at about 1:39.

Enjoy the video, have a great weekend and Happy Mother’s Day!

I honest to goodness asked for a family portrait for Mother’s Day. Now I cringe at the thought.

You’ll see why….

P.S. The more she says “hair” the more I want to punch her. Just sayin’.

Thanks Kathryn!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 8, 2009
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