I don’t know that the head piece is even the best part. The rainbow feathered hat / wig / dead macaw mulched in a lawn mower and tossed on his head looks fun and intriguing… but I think I am totally taken in by the rainbow lipstick. LOL
Not to mention the reflection in the mirror showing the ginormous boobies he’s wearing.
At least… I think he’s a he…
From the listing:
These elaborate one-of-a-kind sculptural creations are made to order with durable construction. All feather headpieces come with matching feather eyebrows (you can eyelash glue them over your real brows).
Glue the eyebrows to my eyebrows? That’s just asking for trouble when they have to come off isn’t it?
Regardless, I am going to ask for the entire ensemble for this year’s Gay Pride Parade.
Groundhog Day, the day of the year where we rip a helpless, fat animal from the confines of its warm and cozy hole only to shake it about in freezing cold to see if the sun radiates off its back.
Sounds like I could be describing something entirely different, doesn’t it?
All for human entertainment we subject these useless fat animals to cameras, lights, screams and jeers from throngs of people who surround them hoping for a prediction of a shorter winter.
If you want to know if winter’s going to be shorter, go stand outside and see if your shadow is visible, works the same, no? Silly human.
Know what I’d love to see?
That stupid man dressed in a tux and top hat that gets attacked by a rabid Cujo-like gopher groundhog.
