I was in a financial coma yesterday after signing away my life to the bank. (We bought a new house!!)

I forgot to post. Please forgive!

And, now. What you’ve all been waiting for. The Mess!

It’s a Chinese Crested puppy dog!

I was actually VERY surprised that a few of you guessed right.

Suppose I have to try a little harder next time.

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I swear to Baby Jesus, it looks like a wad of hair I pulled from my brush this morning.

I hate handling the hair from my brush. There’s something about the texture that makes me gag every time.

The mere thought of handling this dog, or even looking at it daily has my stomach slowly creeping towards my throat.

*gulp*

These dogs are so ugly, they’re cute. I can’t help but like them.

The real Chinese Crested I mean, not the brush hair felt ones.

Some more Chinese Crested stuff for you:

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I FINK DAS TIN FOIL ON YER FEETZ PUPPEH.

(Slap me. I can’t help but LOLSpeak. I know it’s totally dead due to overuse, I just. Can’t. Stop.)

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These naked clay crested models aren’t so much of a Craftastrophe.

That is until *I* paint one.

I have a slight urge to buy them to try.

*phew* It’s passed.

It’s time again to Guess That Mess!

Let me tell you, this one’s a beaut!

What the what!?

Guess away my friends. Tomorrow I shall post the answer along with the source of the image.

Enjoy!

Awwwww…isn’t that cute!  Somebody got a sewing machine for her birthday!  Aren’t you a big girl, yes you are!

I think we can call this Girl Interrupted Couture, yes?  Want some chicken for under your bed?

Thanks Aki!

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Imagine getting married in a dress made from those paper bells my Granny makes me buy for every wedding shower and baby shower. They sit on the table right next to her pistachio pudding/marshmallow dessert which she simply calls “Green Fluff.” She’s been making it since 1965 or earlier and I’m sure she is the only one who eats it. It might even be the same dessert she just hauls back and forth like a bowl of wax fruit. Maybe it’s not even real. I’ve never seen anyone else eat it but Granny and I’m certain she’s faking it. She’ll pull an empty spoon out of her mouth and say, “mmmmm….that green fluff is perfect! You should try it!” It’s a trick, I’m certain.

Anyway.

I think it’s kinda funny that the hearts behind the guys head makes him look like he has giant lopsided ears at first glance.  Dude looks like a sock monkey in his funderwear.  I’m slightly jealous of this guy’s funderwear.  Want.

Haute Paper Couture!

*rawr*

I honestly can’t help but love this artist!  If for nothing else but her sense of humour with her “I will Screw U oh I mean I will Love U Necklace.”

Thanks Kerrie!

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I don’t think I can go on.

It’s official. I. have. seen. it. all.

Now my faithful Craftastrophe readers friends, this one is for you!

What is this item?

Better yet. WHAT is this item MADE from?

I’ll reveal the source of this item as well as the answer in my next post…

Enjoy!