Are you eating? You may want to put that food down, just for a moment.

This is a great follow up to the past three posts, particularly at about 1:39.

Enjoy the video, have a great weekend and Happy Mother’s Day!

I honest to goodness asked for a family portrait for Mother’s Day. Now I cringe at the thought.

You’ll see why….

P.S. The more she says “hair” the more I want to punch her. Just sayin’.

Thanks Kathryn!

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I know, she doesn’t look so bad here.  Pensive, thoughtful, a quiet little statue.

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Why is it that when the girls get together there’s always chocolate involved? What is it about women and chocolate that makes them a lethal combination. I swear to you, if my husband gets between me and my chocolate all hell will break loose. He knows that nothing chocolate will last in our house.

Maybe because of my strong penchant for chocolate, I am oddly drawn to these little girls.

Dammit, now I want chocolate. *hunting through cupboard*

Is it just me, or does this sweet chocolate covered face look more like a sh*t eatin’ grin?

Her eyelashes look like one is giving me a Peace Sign while the other is giving me the Rock n’ Roll Devil Horns!

I say rock on sista! Now gimme some of your damn chocolate!

Sistas unite! Go Chocolate!

Thanks Melissa!

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Mother’s Day is around the corner people. It’s the day the calendar says you’re supposed to show how grateful you are that some lady sprang you from her loins after waddling around for nine months with shooting pains, nausea, vomiting, cramps and pee stained pants.

Not that I’m bitter or anything because that was AWESOME. I freakin’ LOVE the smell of pee.

For Mother’s Day why don’t you show your gratitude with a trinket box that she can store all her maccaroni jewelry in?

Note to kids: Moms don’t like fake cupcakes. Bring the real deal or no birthday presents, ya hear?

And hold the little troll with the flower, just icing and lots of it; maybe slip some Xanax in it for good measure.

Oh, and forget the ‘sugar and spice’ B.S. because we all know you’re just trying to get brownie points to stay up past your bed time.

Mmmmm brownies.

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Take a stab at it. What do you think this is supposed to be? Am I missing something, because nothing is coming to mind.

It’s described as:

This unique hand felted Cafetiere Coffee cosy is made with just merino wool, soap and water combined with time and energy!

Hand felted and seamless it is made using traditional wet felting techniques, to give a contemporary piece of practical art.

Height of Cosy is 10 ” excluding the spikes.
Width is 9″

Which I can understand, but the spikes? What are the spikes for? Are they supposed to represent something?

Is the white ‘V’ patch supposed to be something?

*looks around*

Is anyone getting this? Is it a joke? I don’t even know if I’m supposed to laugh, cry or be in awe of this crafter’s talents.

Someone? Anyone?

Beuller?

Beuller?

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