Ha! Lint. Ya, we’ve done that…

But this? Um….

Belly. Button. Lint.

*shudder*

Duuuude. That shit? It would STINK.

I mean, I think it would stink…

*crickets*

That’s like a LIFE TIME of belly button lint. You’d have to collect daily from friends, family, neighbours and the UPS guy to even have enough for an arm!

Thanks Karen!!

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perfect gift for people in the medical field, science nerd, or people who like interesting clothing. the black tunic is made by me with different colored and textured fabric used in patchwork to represent the different human organs and rib cage. this is perfect for wearing with leggings, jeans, or if you’re really daring, by itself!

ALL HAND MADE AND DESIGNED BY ME! NO TW0 SHIRTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. please specify a size.

Interesting? Yes.

Daring? Sure.

Something else the nerds need to be picked on for? Not really.

P.S. Call me old-school, but the makeup totally ruins this outfit. It looks like her eye shadow is actually that neon zinc we used to put on our noses.

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Sand totally counts as a crafting medium, so you know.

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Me thinks you put the knee pads on the wrong side, Sweetie!

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For the beloved man in your life. The one that inseminated you then sat back and watched as you birthed a watermelon-sized child from your tender pink lady bits.

The one that said he was not going to have that vasectomy and “why don’t you just get your tubes tied instead”.

The one that you threatened to remove his parts all together if he didn’t suck it up and just get it done already.

Um… maybe I’m projecting a little too much.

ANY- way…

Have a happy vasectomy!

*If* that story were about me, I may, or may not, consider giving him this beautiful card, with a bag of frozen peas.

From the listing:

This is a handmade card and envelope set featuring an illustration of a the male anatomy from a vintage anatomy book. This card is the perfect gift for the sexy man in your life! Celebrate the magic of reproductive anatomy with this CUNTastic card!

“Cuntastic”? Really? Interesting choice of words… and here I thought we were talking about peen…

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