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Glitter Regurgitation

These (regurgitated) polymer clay caca faces are ready to add to your art dolls compost or any other craft project which will soon be burned beyond recognition.

clayfaces Glitter Regurgitation

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 17, 2009
Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Messages From the Darkside, Ornamental Psychosis |
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Would you…

Yes! Yes! Oh, GOD, YES!!

Wedding Mermaid Would you...

Thanks Linda!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 8, 2009
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Rico is Suave

rico Rico is Suave

Rico is a rock star! He rocks so hard, he rocks two animal prints at once!

Rico is made of bright blue leopard print velboa (fake fur). All of his facial features are hand sewn, from his zebra ears and goatee, to his green felt flaming eye shadow and purple button eyes, right down to his rock-star blue and yellow plaid lips!

Rico’s big mouth isn’t just for thrashin’ vocals, but big enough to stash a few small treasures of your own. Rico is stuffed just enough to be buff, but not so tough he can’t stand a hug or two. His massive fleece tongue also pulls out for major attitude! You know what they say about rock stars…

Um. That’s a bit of an open ended question, isn’t it?

rico2 Rico is Suave

Looks to me like he’s barfing out his insides rather than showing off a Rock N’ Roll tongue.

Rico, you’re so suave.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 17, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card |
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Afternoon crafts of the fetish variety {Surprisingly still SFW}

Sprinkle a little of this; add some tissue paper here, drizzle some paint and VOILA!

fetishcrap Afternoon crafts of the fetish variety {Surprisingly still SFW}

An old, upcycled collage of the slightly fetish variety…

SUPPORT: cardstock, mounted on posterboard

MEDIUM: ephemera, tape, stickers, fishnet, netting, nail polish, markers, staples, gluestick

APPROXIMATE SIZE: 12″ high by 7 1/8″ wide (30.5 by 18.4 cms.)

DATE COMPLETED: March 18th, 2008

Untreated

Not from a smoke-free environment.

Huh. Ya don’t say.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 16, 2009
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Crochet, Halloween Style

I’ve really developed a penchant for crochet.

There aren’t a lot of pieces I dislike anymore. Hell, even doilies are on my nice list.

There’s something to be said for the talent that goes into a lot of the pieces people create. The meticulous and painstaking care put into some of their work is clearly is evident.

Some? It’s definitely there, but just not as easy to see.

clown mask Crochet, Halloween Style

grotesque Crochet, Halloween Style

it Crochet, Halloween Style

what Crochet, Halloween Style

Sometimes the phrase “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” just doesn’t do justice.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 4, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Knitting Nightmare |
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