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Quick, call Operation Rescue

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.
Fetus toy Quick, call Operation Rescue
{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

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Posted by suebob on December 28, 2011
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For The Kid Who Has Everything (Except A Mom)

IMG 1579 For The Kid Who Has Everything (Except A Mom)

Look, I understand that it’s hard for you to reconcile being away from your child with the responsibilities of an adult life, but I hardly think that making a creepy dakimakura pillow for kids is the best way to deal with it.

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Renee loves her mommy.

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Posted by Renee on April 13, 2010
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I’d Buy That for a Dollar

Damn. I only need $99, 999.00 more to get it.

eyeballpatch Id Buy That for a Dollar

This delightful eyepatch [sic] is the talk of the town. My boy made a rubber eyeball and I promptly painted it and incorporated it into this eye patch. It is made of a faux leather in which I painted the cracks red. The eyeball is slightly blood shot and peers out at onlookers. Attaches with a leather tie.

What town is THIS?! I NEEEEED to know.

A town where mommies and boys make 100,000 dollar eye patches!? It sounds whimsical and very Edward Scissorhands-ish.

Get out your pennies, people. ALL ONE BILLION OF THEM.

Also? Search term that brought me to this delightful awesomeness? Sexified. AWESOME.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on March 25, 2010
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{NSFW} Excuse me? Are you finished with those Pringles?

Mmmmm… Pringles….

Um. Ya. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again without thinking of this…

rcan2 {NSFW} Excuse me? Are you finished with those Pringles? (more…)

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on March 14, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card,Penis Paraphernalia |
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Got a spare tablecloth and feather boa?

featherpants Got a spare tablecloth and feather boa?

This outfit is one of many unique one of a kind exotic dancewear garments that I have available. Add me to your favorites and check back often for new items.

This 2 piece ensemble comes with a shrug style jacket and flare bottom pants. The fabric is a turquoise floral shear print accented in bright turquoise boa feathers. A 70′s rockin style costume, lingerie or a fun outfit for the exotic dancer.

Sorry this outfit does not come with the pink top or a matching thong.

Don’t worry. With hotness like that? No one will notice the lack of t-shirt or thong.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 22, 2010
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