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{NSFW} Excuse me? Are you finished with those Pringles?

Mmmmm… Pringles….

Um. Ya. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again without thinking of this…

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on March 14, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Penis Paraphernalia |
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Got a spare tablecloth and feather boa?

featherpants Got a spare tablecloth and feather boa?

This outfit is one of many unique one of a kind exotic dancewear garments that I have available. Add me to your favorites and check back often for new items.

This 2 piece ensemble comes with a shrug style jacket and flare bottom pants. The fabric is a turquoise floral shear print accented in bright turquoise boa feathers. A 70’s rockin style costume, lingerie or a fun outfit for the exotic dancer.

Sorry this outfit does not come with the pink top or a matching thong.

Don’t worry. With hotness like that? No one will notice the lack of t-shirt or thong.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 22, 2010
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card |
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That’s a serious case of stink finger

bellylint Thats a serious case of stink finger

bellylintdescrip Thats a serious case of stink finger

Ha! Lint. Ya, we’ve done that

But this? Um….

lintbear1 Thats a serious case of stink finger

Belly. Button. Lint.

*shudder*

Duuuude. That shit? It would STINK.

I mean, I think it would stink…

*crickets*

That’s like a LIFE TIME of belly button lint. You’d have to collect daily from friends, family, neighbours and the UPS guy to even have enough for an arm!

Thanks Karen!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 15, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Fantastic Felt Up, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card |
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Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped your colon.

colonshirt Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped your colon.

perfect gift for people in the medical field, science nerd, or people who like interesting clothing. the black tunic is made by me with different colored and textured fabric used in patchwork to represent the different human organs and rib cage. this is perfect for wearing with leggings, jeans, or if you’re really daring, by itself!

ALL HAND MADE AND DESIGNED BY ME! NO TW0 SHIRTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. please specify a size.

Interesting? Yes.

Daring? Sure.

Something else the nerds need to be picked on for? Not really.

P.S. Call me old-school, but the makeup totally ruins this outfit. It looks like her eye shadow is actually that neon zinc we used to put on our noses.

zinchot Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped your colon.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 22, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card |
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Mister Sandman…Bring Me a Nightmare

sandman Mister Sandman...Bring Me a Nightmare

Sand totally counts as a crafting medium, so you know.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 15, 2009
Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High |
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