It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

Look, I understand that it’s hard for you to reconcile being away from your child with the responsibilities of an adult life, but I hardly think that making a creepy dakimakura pillow for kids is the best way to deal with it.

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Renee loves her mommy.

Damn. I only need $99, 999.00 more to get it.

This delightful eyepatch [sic] is the talk of the town. My boy made a rubber eyeball and I promptly painted it and incorporated it into this eye patch. It is made of a faux leather in which I painted the cracks red. The eyeball is slightly blood shot and peers out at onlookers. Attaches with a leather tie.

What town is THIS?! I NEEEEED to know.

A town where mommies and boys make 100,000 dollar eye patches!? It sounds whimsical and very Edward Scissorhands-ish.

Get out your pennies, people. ALL ONE BILLION OF THEM.

Also? Search term that brought me to this delightful awesomeness? Sexified. AWESOME.

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Mmmmm… Pringles….

Um. Ya. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again without thinking of this…

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This outfit is one of many unique one of a kind exotic dancewear garments that I have available. Add me to your favorites and check back often for new items.

This 2 piece ensemble comes with a shrug style jacket and flare bottom pants. The fabric is a turquoise floral shear print accented in bright turquoise boa feathers. A 70′s rockin style costume, lingerie or a fun outfit for the exotic dancer.

Sorry this outfit does not come with the pink top or a matching thong.

Don’t worry. With hotness like that? No one will notice the lack of t-shirt or thong.

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