Clogs. We should have left them behind when rubber first graced the soles of our feet. Clogs had faded out for many years, until the advent of Crocs. Today, we see the worst thing to infect feet of the world since the wretched day that Crocs sold their first pair:

Nipple clogs.

Pierced nipple clogs.

Go. Be with your families. For surely this is a sign of the end of times.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist and an expert.

This is my favorite thing ever.  Not because its so craftastrophic , though let’s examine that for a minute:

1. Art deco color scheme

2.  Elvis head with Beethoven moniker.

3.  Inexplicable dripping head syndrome.

All of these things equal pure Craftastrophe gold, and yet these are not what I like best about this piece.

What I like best is the write up.

This sculpture is of a young Beethoven and was hand sculpted and hand painted by Titano Art (artists Scott O’Connor and David Kwon)
This sculpture won the 2010 Matthew Hussein Award for Innovation! It was selected from a field of 77 artists, some of whom entered more than one sculpture!
Here is what renowned art critic Adele Padgett had to say about the sculpture at the award ceremony: “These artists have used a very innovative style in this piece. They have achieved extremely accurate proportions but also used blacks where there are already natural shadows and whites where there are already natural highlights for emphasis. A dripping effect on the face also gives the viewer an accurate feeling that Beethoven was a tragic figure. The effect is truly stunning, and I believe Matthew Hussein would be very happy with this year’s winning piece if he were still alive.”
Since nobody knows for sure what Beethoven looked like when he was younger, reference pictures of an older Beethoven, Elvis, and Robert Pattinson were used.

Of all the information provided in this blurb, the only thing that actually coughed up any Google search results was “Titano Art,” which points you to a bedraggled Myspace page with an out of date Ebay listing.  Everything else appears to be made up.

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As a kid, I was always jealous of my brothers’ toys.  Barbie was cool and all, but not as cool as Optimus Prime.  The only transformation Barbie ever made was from slutty beauty queen to slutty rock star.  Until today.

Today she’s a slutty silver jet plane with red glittery nipples.  Suck that, Transformers.

Is it just me or could this also be called the Bombshell McGee Barbie with Wings (for extra protection)?

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I suppose there is furniture for every taste. This is the “Lick n Sit Tongue Chair.”

Not for the faint of heart! Slobber at no extra charge. We have a lounger here waiting for the right home.
This piece is one of kind. Made of aluminum and fiberglass, it has been airbrushed to resemble a pierced tongue.

I can just see myself sitting in this chair and freaking out, thinking “IS THIS THING MOVING?”

$2800. Piercing thrown in at no additional charge.

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Suebob prefers something in a nice floral print.

Sometimes crafters surprise me. When I searched Etsy for Star Trek, I thought I’d find a trove of Twihard-esque Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto love art. Of course, Star Trek is an olllld franchise. It reaches far back into our collective memory, so of course there are so many craftastrophes to work from. And so I present to you: The 16 Worst Star Trek Craftastrophes.

In my searches, I found a popular theme: Star Trek meets animals, in a crossover sort of way. Lt. Kira Meerkat starts us off. In an alternate universe, Bajor is inhabited by teeny tiny adorable meerkats.

She wears a Bajoran Militia uniform in burgundy with contrast textured sleeves and rank insignia on her chest and neck, and an earring which represents her devotion to the prophets.

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