Ever take a really great picture of your pet only to realize their chocolate starfish brown eye butt hole was front and centre?

Then this is the product for you!

Because, like Dooce’s dear puppers, Chuck… all our fur babies could use a little cover up once and a while, couldn’t they?

Now, if they could keep my dog from wiping her ass on the carpet.

Thanks Karen!!

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Welcome to the world, via The Birthday Mangina:

Thanks Kerrie!

Or something…

When They say presentation is everything – they weren’t lying.

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You know, for the girl you *really* love…

When you tell her she’s the one you want forever, do it with art. How could she deny you with this?

Thanks Sunny!

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His name is Mr. Wookin Pa Nub We call him that because he is always wookin pa nub in all the wrong places! He is one goofy dude.

If by ‘Wookin Pa Nub” you mean “Scaring the shit out of little kids everywhere”, then yes. “Wookin Pa Nub” indeed.

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