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The Proposal {NSFW}

theproposal The Proposal {NSFW}

You know, for the girl you *really* love…

When you tell her she’s the one you want forever, do it with art. How could she deny you with this?

Thanks Sunny!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 24, 2009
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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Are you Wookin Pa Nub?

woo Are you Wookin Pa Nub?

His name is Mr. Wookin Pa Nub We call him that because he is always wookin pa nub in all the wrong places! He is one goofy dude.

If by ‘Wookin Pa Nub” you mean “Scaring the shit out of little kids everywhere”, then yes. “Wookin Pa Nub” indeed.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 11, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Messages From the Darkside |
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Geriatric Zombieland

I FINK GRANNY GOT BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE!

granny Geriatric Zombieland

Poor Granny.  Don’t mess with her Honey Nut Zombie-O’s, either or else this will happen:

finger bwols Geriatric Zombieland

finger bowl closeup Geriatric Zombieland

I’m not gonna lie.  I love this bowl.  And MY Granny looks nothing like the lady up there unless you tilt your head to the side and squint.

Thanks Brooke!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 10, 2009
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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There’s a reason mommy drinks so much

Remember sweetie, you’re not to touch mommy’s special Work Drink. She needs those Work Drinks to make money and put a roof over your head.

big sister Theres a reason mommy drinks so much

And Jenn? LOVE HER. She sent us this email and I nearly peed when I read her comment:

Nothing says ‘Mommy drinks too much’ like a Big Sister bottle cap necklace. *snort*

But wait! There’s MORE!!

If you’re a Twilight fan – which, um HELLO! Team Edward! – there’s a butt ton of bottlecap necklaces available for you!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 7, 2009
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

Ever since we posted the cute strap on crotchet penis and oneflewtoofar commented on its origin, I became even more curious. I mean, they mentioned there was a set of boobs too. How could you not be interested?!

boobies Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

Even tho they’re flat as pancakes (as opposed to long saggy mom boobs, which I affectionately call oranges in tennis socks.) (Or beaver tails.) they’re pretty damn cute.

I believe there may even be a nipple ring on that left one.

But! Not only are these HILARIOUS! and CUTE! they also serve a purpose. Boobs and Dinks were created by Shannon Gerard as a means to bring forth the importance of Self Detection.

dink fingerpuppets Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

(finger dinks)

On Shannon’s site she describes them perfectly.

These plush crocheted breasts and penises have little lumps sewn inside that can be found by following instructions in the accompanying booklets. The booklets also teach you how to perform monthly self-examinations of your own precious privates!

Using the softness and humour of these BOOBS AND DINKS, I hope to eliminate some of the fear surrounding monthly exams and encourage people to check themselves often. Breast and testicular cancers are both treatable and often curable, if you find the problem early enough.

BD 3 Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

So thank you to oneflewtoofar for letting us know about Shannon.

And to Shannon: thank you for doing what you’re doing.

Not to mention, props for being a local gal! T-dot represent!

I think I may order my boys a couple dinks.

BD 1 Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.

Because it’s not like I don’t have enough dink in this house already.

But! Remember: Just because they actually serve a purpose doesn’t mean they can’t be a Craftastrophe! Because we’re all about Teh Funneh and the Creative too!

Head on over to Shannon’s site and grab some boobs and dinks.

P.S. Every time I try and type “crocheted” I write “crotched”. Not that it’s entirely wrong, but still: wrong.

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 5, 2009
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High, Penis Paraphernalia |
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