This is one wired, wide-awake wiener dog!

{Source} $50 and 10 trips in a row through the Starbucks drive-thru

There just isn’t enough art featuring Narwhals, IMO. And this art is from a rare action sequence of a shark-narhwal death battle!

I hope there isn’t some obvious cultural reference I’m missing. I don’t go to a lot of animal on animal action movies or read comics…

Love the artist’s description – you have to go to the source and read the whole thing, because it is that awesome. Here’s a sample:

So, what is this treasure that the narwhals protect and sharks want? It’s the recipe for Doritos. Oh, and I forgot to mention that narwhals will attack sharks because they’re jealous that there isn’t a Narwhal Week.

So anyways, that’s what’s going on in my painting. Check it out, though! Look at all that lightning! That sword is totally fucking sweet, too! It’s got a bat skull thingy!

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Due to my long and sordid dating history, my doll set would have to be so big that the outside one would be close to an actual life-size human.

Ex-Boyfriend Nesting Dolls

{Source} 100 depressing dollars

These were on etsy’s front page today:

They’re making it too easy. As someone who is celebrating New Years Day by being very lazy, I’d like to say thank you.
{Source} $28 warm and fuzzy dollars.

Well, hello there

I think this may be a Major Award.
{Source} $5500