There are some things that go without saying. There are others that you shouldn’t say because you don’t want to draw attention to them. Observe:

And you want to remind people of these facts why, exactly?

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Suebob doesn’t like to think about it.

I KNOW it has to be hard to carve a stone ball. It must have taken you a long, long time to carve a stone ball.

It started as an ordinary rock. Thousands of thunks later, it takes shape as a glorious globe. One wrong thunk of the stone mason’s hammer and it becomes a dud, broken in half. Inspired by the mysterious stone spheres of Costa Rica, Las Bolas. Energy, exercise, meditation, contemplation, striation appreciation… what will you use your stone ball for?

Thank you for having the looney idea to turn a stone into a sphere and taking the time to do it. I, however, feel no compulsion to spend $425 on it. Thank you, and goodnight.

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Suebob is tired of balls and the people who have them.

and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth.  Also, ew.

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My friend Stephanie is super pregnant.  With her baby shower coming up this month, and her due date growing ever closer, I’ve got babies on the brain.  And (as evidenced by last week’s bloody onesie) that’s not a good thing, because the craft world has proven a scary place for infants.

Take today’s monstrosity, for example:

Yeah, I wouldn’t be able to figure out what that was if I were you either.  But read on…

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I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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