Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself “Why did I do that?” Until the next year.

Well, consider me cured.

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I think I’ve been listening to “Party Rock Anthem” too much, because when I saw this:

I started singing “Everybody’s shuddering, shuddering…”

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Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:

16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.

Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump   thump   thump.

It’s getting closer.

Scratch    scratch    scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

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It’s Halloween week on Craftastrophe! A whole week of holiday horrors to delight and confuse you.

Imagine little Caden when he grows up and has his girlfriend come over to the house. She sees this painting of him and his sister as children hanging on the wall:

Poor Caden. He’s never getting another date. Ever.

The combination of photo-realistic faces and hands with broad brushstrokes adds a certain Halloweeny horror, don’t you agree? Shudder.

Yours for only $295.00

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There are some things that go without saying. There are others that you shouldn’t say because you don’t want to draw attention to them. Observe:

And you want to remind people of these facts why, exactly?

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Suebob doesn’t like to think about it.