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How NOT to freak out your guest

Step 1: DON’T FEED YOUR GUESTS MEAT ON A TRAY LIKE THIS.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 11, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane |
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Monet Inspired?

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When I think Monet, I think unique, colourful, beauty, peaceful – and most of all – ART.

MonetImpression Monet Inspired?

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I’m sorry to say, this item? Shows NONE of those attributes.

monetinspired Monet Inspired?

I’m curious to know what Monet would think of this creation inspired by his work.

flowermonet Monet Inspired?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 12, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, For The Insane, This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear |
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Not for the squeamish ones. You asked for a warning, there it is.

Squeamish or not. These is something terribly wrong with this.

deer Not for the squeamish ones. You asked for a warning, there it is.

The *art* of taxidermy really knows no bounds, does it?

I don’t know, but I don’t think the crystal encrusted effects really anything to diminishing the horror.

*shudder*

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 4, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane |
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But Grandma! What do you mean you’re not leaving me your plate collection anymore!?

I think I’m going to buy this plate and use it to replace an existing plate in my grandma’s collection.

kitty plate But Grandma! What do you mean youre not leaving me your plate collection anymore!?

Or maybe, this one?

headless chicken But Grandma! What do you mean youre not leaving me your plate collection anymore!?

We’ve featured this seller before. *** THE LINK CONTAINS POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING. *** And some of the items are extremely low brow, but still make me giggle.

I don’t know that any of them would have my grandma giggling though. She’d probably be immediately mentally writing me out of her will.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 3, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane |
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I’m going to be the Paperbag Princess for Halloween!

Okay, maybe a princess in my own little world.

In reality? I’ll be headed into lock down.

bag costume Im going to be the Paperbag Princess for Halloween!

Here Joey, put on Mommy tights. They will be perfect for underneath your paper bag!

Yes. I know it’s getting chilly out but you mustn’t deter from the art, Joey! Since you have no need for your arms, you can hug yourself warm beneath the bag!

paper costume Im going to be the Paperbag Princess for Halloween!

Now Joey, dear, remember to smile.

No, I know they cannot see your face, but they can hear your smile in your voice!

Ready Adam?! I think this will be what I’m wearing to the Halloween party this year.

That is if I can get past Customs.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 22, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane |
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