As an official Bad Aunt, this is something I might give as a baby gift – Crocheted Baby “Shoes”

Let’s see:
Pointless and unnecessary – check
A pain to put on – check
Will get caught on things and cause fuss – check
The only thing they DON’T do is make loud, repetitive noises. Maybe the next version could feature some bells?

{Source} $10.62 worth of wiggly baby nightmare

New Years Resolution #1: Do not wear pants that look like this.

Well, that was easy.
{Source} $65. Clown makeup extra.

It’s a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

Sometimes don’t you just want to say:

PUT DOWN THE WIRE AND MAKE SOME REAL CRAFTS.

Those three were bad, but this one makes me furious:

This is a great necklace. Wire wrapped ball looks like a fabulous ball of yarn. Hanging from an 18 inch Sterling silver chain, it is sure to delight! The perfect gift for the knitter in your life!

It is NOT a fabulous ball of yarn. It is some damned wire rolled in a ball, and no matter how hard you try to make it something else, that is all it will ever be. Gah. You are DISMISSED.

{Source} As if.

I’m not the biggest clean freak in the world. Anyone who has ever seen my fridge knows that.

But THIS? VINTAGE feather duster???

Paying someone $30 to drag a bunch of germs of the ages into my house?? Excuse me. I have to go get the hand sanitizer and bleach.

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