Step 1: DON’T FEED YOUR GUESTS MEAT ON A TRAY LIKE THIS.

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When I think Monet, I think unique, colourful, beauty, peaceful – and most of all – ART.

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I’m sorry to say, this item? Shows NONE of those attributes.

I’m curious to know what Monet would think of this creation inspired by his work.

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Squeamish or not. These is something terribly wrong with this.

The *art* of taxidermy really knows no bounds, does it?

I don’t know, but I don’t think the crystal encrusted effects really anything to diminishing the horror.

*shudder*

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I think I’m going to buy this plate and use it to replace an existing plate in my grandma’s collection.

Or maybe, this one?

We’ve featured this seller before. *** THE LINK CONTAINS POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING. *** And some of the items are extremely low brow, but still make me giggle.

I don’t know that any of them would have my grandma giggling though. She’d probably be immediately mentally writing me out of her will.

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Okay, maybe a princess in my own little world.

In reality? I’ll be headed into lock down.

Here Joey, put on Mommy tights. They will be perfect for underneath your paper bag!

Yes. I know it’s getting chilly out but you mustn’t deter from the art, Joey! Since you have no need for your arms, you can hug yourself warm beneath the bag!

Now Joey, dear, remember to smile.

No, I know they cannot see your face, but they can hear your smile in your voice!

Ready Adam?! I think this will be what I’m wearing to the Halloween party this year.

That is if I can get past Customs.

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