Okay, maybe a princess in my own little world.
In reality? I’ll be headed into lock down.
Here Joey, put on Mommy tights. They will be perfect for underneath your paper bag!
Yes. I know it’s getting chilly out but you mustn’t deter from the art, Joey! Since you have no need for your arms, you can hug yourself warm beneath the bag!
Now Joey, dear, remember to smile.
No, I know they cannot see your face, but they can hear your smile in your voice!
Ready Adam?! I think this will be what I’m wearing to the Halloween party this year.
That is if I can get past Customs.
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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on September 22, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,
For The Insane |
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Does NOT mean you should.
70’s called. They want their shorts back.
BTW. I bet these babies would give ya a TOTAL camel toe. Just sayin’.
Who wears short shorts!?
*scritch, scritch, scritch* I just don’t know…. I think it may be um… HOT and well, itchy. Knitted thong? Ya. Um. I… No.
Hot pants {source}, Shorts {source}, Intimates {source}
In college I owned a lime green jacket made of vinyl. I thought I was the hottest thing around.
Yes. Vinyl. Lime green. I can’t tell you how badly I wish I had a picture for you.
It was 2001. Yes. I. KNOW.
My then (sexual relations) buddy thought it was amazing, HOT, and totally sexy.
He’s now my husband thankyouverymuch.
He was right about one thing. Totally hot. Like sweaty just breathing hot. Sweat dripping down your back hot. Don’t-even-bother-dancing-or-you-will-cook-from-the-inside-out HOT.
Kinda like Ross’ leather pants.
I can’t watch that without giggling uncontrollably.
I have no idea how to properly segue this so I’ll just say: Hot. Boobies.
What? It’s late. I’m tired. Suck it. *snort*
Um. Wha?
Uh. Okay.
Wait. Wait! It gets better! I swear!
A complete unitard of latex with inflatable bewbs.
Now that? THAT’S HOT.
(P.S. In the crotch area? There’s some metal-ish beads / pins / clasps. Don’t ask what that’s all about. I suspect some access point. You know? Like a spanx hole?
{source} — The shop has some um, other random fetish items if you’re so inclined. Consider yourself warned.
From the listing:
i was at a flea market and found an old rusted outdoor plant stand. thought to myself…ah……clean it up, put plants in it, a nice summer treat! then i thought……NOT…….too “normal” ( lol), so decided to make an art piece instead. originally it was going to be an outdoor piece, which is why i grouted the original set of “doll’s heads”. grout can withstand the elements. i have several grouted doll’s heads on poles in both my back and front yard (who knows what my neighbors must think!). but then i liked it so much i decided to keep it inside and expand the piece to have 3 side/front pieces.
since it had to do with “plants” the old nursery rhyme came to mind:” mary mary quite contrary. how does your garden grow. with silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row”. well, obviously too long a title for an art piece so i shortened it to “mary mary…pretty maids all in a row”.
once i finished it and placed it in my living room the cat decided that she also loved it and started “chewing” on the 3 side/front pieces. oh no. so i took those up to my studio and boxed them for safe keeping. the cat still likes the main standing piece but doesn’t seem to chew on it as much. whew!
what is weird is that the doll’s heads move……i go to bed at night and they are facing one way. in the morning they are looking in another direction! maybe they “play” at night?
That last part made me shudder for real. OMG OMG OMG!
MOAR DETAILZ:
Thanks Shay!
{source} <— the artist wants you to know she not only took the pictures but that she made this piece.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on August 1, 2009
For The Insane |
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