For The Insane | Craftastrophe

Mmmmm donuts.

I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this. {Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker's dozen.

Posted by suebob on February 1, 2012
For The Insane,poptastrophe |

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As an official Bad Aunt, this is something I might give as a baby gift - Crocheted Baby "Shoes"

Let's see: Pointless and unnecessary - check A pain to put on - check Will get caught on things and cause fuss - check The only thing they DON'T do is make loud, repetitive noises. Maybe the next version could feature some bells? {Source} $10.62 worth of wiggly baby nightmare

Posted by suebob on January 20, 2012
For The Insane,I Want to Punch a Crafter |

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New Years Resolution #1: Do not wear pants that look like this.

Well, that was easy. {Source} $65. Clown makeup extra.

Posted by suebob on December 31, 2011
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It's a catnip toy. Imagine the surprised expressions on the faces of your Bible Study group when your Siamese, Mittens, comes out with this in his mouth.

{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment

Posted by suebob on December 28, 2011
For The Insane,Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card,Knitting Nightmare,Messages From the Darkside |

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Sometimes don't you just want to say:

PUT DOWN THE WIRE AND MAKE SOME REAL CRAFTS. Those three were bad, but this one makes me furious:

This is a great necklace. Wire wrapped ball looks like a fabulous ball of yarn. Hanging from an 18 inch Sterling silver chain, it is sure to delight! The perfect gift for the knitter in your life!

It is NOT a fabulous ball of yarn. It is some damned wire rolled in a ball, and no matter how hard you try to make it something else, that is all it will ever be. Gah. You are DISMISSED. {Source} As if.

Posted by suebob on December 12, 2011
For The Insane,Guess This Mess!,I Want to Punch a Crafter,Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |