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I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this.
{Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker's dozen.

I think Marge could make Homer a very, very happy man with this.
{Source} Just $25. Also available by the baker's dozen.
Let's see:
Pointless and unnecessary - check
A pain to put on - check
Will get caught on things and cause fuss - check
The only thing they DON'T do is make loud, repetitive noises. Maybe the next version could feature some bells?
{Source} $10.62 worth of wiggly baby nightmare
Well, that was easy.
{Source} $65. Clown makeup extra.
{Source} $12.00 worth of entertainment
PUT DOWN THE WIRE AND MAKE SOME REAL CRAFTS.
Those three were bad, but this one makes me furious:
This is a great necklace. Wire wrapped ball looks like a fabulous ball of yarn. Hanging from an 18 inch Sterling silver chain, it is sure to delight! The perfect gift for the knitter in your life!It is NOT a fabulous ball of yarn. It is some damned wire rolled in a ball, and no matter how hard you try to make it something else, that is all it will ever be. Gah. You are DISMISSED. {Source} As if.