This weekend when hanging out with a wise friend, I was privy to this gem of an observation: “If you have trouble developing an interesting personality that’s another thing you’ll probably try–wearing a crazy hat.”
Or possibly making one! (And then trying to sell it for $450).
This hat is the most ridiculously ugly joker hat I’ve ever seen, which is saying a lot because I’ve also seen Fremont Street, Times Square, and the Castro during Gay Pride. No joker-hat-wearing fool in any of those locations had a thing on this primary colored monstrosity.
Personally, I prefer not to think about tampons more than I have to. Apparently I’m in the minority, because there is all kinds of lovely tampon art on Etsy.com.
Give kitty his own play-tampon, complete with felt blood! This may actually be genius, since cats are always dragging real tampons out of the trash and playing with them…
This next tampon is suggested as a gift for ladies who have passed menopause as kind of an honor, but I can think of PLENTY of other people who might need a “Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award”. Let your imagination be your guide.
You may have heard the unfortunate term “Vajazzling” lately. I think this person may have got that idea a little twisted up in their head and put the jewels right on the tampon, bypassing the Vajayjay completely:
Do NOT attempt to use this lest you severely injure your Special Panty Parts.
C’mon, admit it, you love Project Runway! Now you can play along at home with your own little felt finger-puppet fashionistas.
You can be so fierce with your tiny Christian Siriano!And you can have Anna Wintour tell him “You haven’t seen fierce until you’ve seen me with my sunglasses off!”
You can class the place up with Karl LagerFELT, who says he sleeps under white ermine covers in the summer and sable in the winter…well, really, who doesn’t?
I think the set really needs some crazy competitors and a tiny Tim Gunn to yell “Make it work!”
That’s like a LIFE TIME of belly button lint. You’d have to collect daily from friends, family, neighbours and the UPS guy to even have enough for an arm!
