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Nana smokes the spliff at Bingo

Nana? Is that you?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 12, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up |
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Monet Inspired?

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When I think Monet, I think unique, colourful, beauty, peaceful – and most of all – ART.

MonetImpression Monet Inspired?

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I’m sorry to say, this item? Shows NONE of those attributes.

monetinspired Monet Inspired?

I’m curious to know what Monet would think of this creation inspired by his work.

flowermonet Monet Inspired?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on
Fantastic Felt Up, For The Insane, This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear |
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Crochet, Halloween Style

I’ve really developed a penchant for crochet.

There aren’t a lot of pieces I dislike anymore. Hell, even doilies are on my nice list.

There’s something to be said for the talent that goes into a lot of the pieces people create. The meticulous and painstaking care put into some of their work is clearly is evident.

Some? It’s definitely there, but just not as easy to see.

clown mask Crochet, Halloween Style

grotesque Crochet, Halloween Style

it Crochet, Halloween Style

what Crochet, Halloween Style

Sometimes the phrase “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” just doesn’t do justice.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 4, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Knitting Nightmare |
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Please pass the mushrooms!

Uhhhhhhhhh….

Ummmmm…

Wellll….

I….

Huh?

*crickets*

There. Are. No. Words.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 3, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Fantastic Felt Up |
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Just because you can….

Does NOT mean you should.

hotpants Just because you can....

70’s called. They want their shorts back.

BTW. I bet these babies would give ya a TOTAL camel toe. Just sayin’.

crochet pants1 Just because you can....

Who wears short shorts!?

knittedintimates Just because you can....

*scritch, scritch, scritch* I just don’t know…. I think it may be um… HOT and well, itchy. Knitted thong? Ya. Um. I… No.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 13, 2009
Fantastic Felt Up, For The Insane, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Knitting Nightmare, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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