I’ll have two eggs, over easy. Toast, white, and three slices of bacon.

Oh, and make my bacon pimp, please.

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Sweet Baby Jeebus!!

Someone didn’t get their Swine Zombie Flu shot…

Thanks Liz!!

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From the listing:

Whether you’re feeling like a peacemaker or wish you could take out a little bit of aggression*, everyone wishes they had a gun sometimes.

Named for the famous frontierswoman, prostitute, and professional scout, Calamity Jane, best known for being an acquaintance to Wild Bill Hickok. This gun is made from electric pink fabric with black handle detail and 2 white bones on either side.

Hand-sewn. Actual purchases will vary slightly.

Measures approx. 8 inches in length.

* Plush guns are less likely to get you sentenced to life in prison.

Maybe it’s the Canadian in me, but I can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed to NOT have a gun… until now…

Too bad there wasn’t some plush bullets – with glitter, they HAVE to have glitter – I could throw while I pretend to shoot at a passerby.

Thanks Reba Jane!

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From the listing:

This felted tea pot warmer, created by Pen, is made from a recycled sweater, wet felted, cut into shape, and hand sculpted. Buck measures approximately 32cms by 22cms.

Buck will give your tea pot incredible warmth and undying companionship. A worthy addition to your kitchen.

It’s truly amazing what $100 can buy you these days…

Thanks Reba Jane!

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Rico is a rock star! He rocks so hard, he rocks two animal prints at once!

Rico is made of bright blue leopard print velboa (fake fur). All of his facial features are hand sewn, from his zebra ears and goatee, to his green felt flaming eye shadow and purple button eyes, right down to his rock-star blue and yellow plaid lips!

Rico’s big mouth isn’t just for thrashin’ vocals, but big enough to stash a few small treasures of your own. Rico is stuffed just enough to be buff, but not so tough he can’t stand a hug or two. His massive fleece tongue also pulls out for major attitude! You know what they say about rock stars…

Um. That’s a bit of an open ended question, isn’t it?

Looks to me like he’s barfing out his insides rather than showing off a Rock N’ Roll tongue.

Rico, you’re so suave.

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