Craftastrophe » Fantastic Felt Up

The Eyes Follow You All Around the Room

suebob — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:27:16 +0000

Forget “When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple.”

When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch.

{Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit

Not the same, but still fun:

Felt Balls!

suebob — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:00:47 +0000

I had a bit of an argument with LaurieWrites about this one. She said it was not a true Craftastrophe – that it was actually more pathetic and sad than funny.

I had to override her on this one. I mean, it isn’t the best Craftastrophe ever, but my inner 12-year-old boy just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to use the phrase “Felt Balls.”

{Source} $40 worth of fuzzy balls

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Continuing Craftastrophe’s Fine Tradition of Bacon Appreciation

suebob — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:56:07 +0000

AND with a Thanksgiving theme. You just can’t beat that with a stick.

What is this? Why, it is TURKEY BACON!

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What To Wear

suebob — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 11:00:33 +0000

You should wear this if you never want to have sex again.

Unless it is very, very weird sex.
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Snuggles

suebob — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000

This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.

That’s a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
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The artistry. The workmanship. The WHAT THE HECK?

suebob — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 03:05:13 +0000

Happy Halloween, y’all. No, it isn’t real. Thank goodness. It does look a little…fierce, though, doesn’t it?

It looks so real; one easily can confuse.It is crafted carefully out of Alpaca, and merino sheep fiber, silk and it is not a toy, as a living rat is not.
It might be a unique item for a collection and excellent for Halloween decoration. .
It consists of strong positive energy; you can feel it touching its soft back, paws and head. Probably it was charged by, while I’ve been creating it with a great joy.

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NSF…Oh, Wait, Those Are Eggs.

Renee — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:02:17 +0000

Unfortunate egg placement FTW.

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Renee also makes things.

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Why Is This A Thing?

Renee — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 18:00:38 +0000

Wait, so that’s a hat?

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Renee thinks bras are for boobies.

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Anatomy of my brain being severed right off the stem

flutter — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 02:35:19 +0000

Okay, look. I am as pro-baby rock on with your bad self awesome women who shoot fruit from their nether bits as the next girl. But, dudes. I have my limits.

I HAVE MY LIMITS. These dolls, well these dolls are my limit.

Starts all cute, right? Awwwww, preggo doll getting ready to burst forth a life. Then, well, then there was placenta. See, what happened there was when the placenta, even though it’s just red felt, showed up I heard a loud buzzing and felt a pop. Then I went blind and lost all control of my bladder. So, I am pretty sure that I have suffered a major doll-placenta related stroke.

I went blind before I could even see the snap nipples or to fully comprehend the $130 price tag. Then something started leaking out of my ear at the thought of stuffing that little baby doll back up into the mama doll to relive the birthing experience.

Goodbye, cruel world!

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Alice’s Secret

Renee — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 17:00:23 +0000

I kind of want to buy this just for the look of horror on my boyfriend’s face when he takes off my clothes.

What, honey, you don’t want to peel off my felted “taste me” thong?

Cheshire Cat pasties not doing it for you?

Man, I thought for sure you’d go crazy when you saw the hand stitched hookah smoking caterpillar. My bad. I guess next time I should figure out what sexy is before I drop $160 on a knit storybook corset.

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Renee gets her underwear in a three-pack.