Craftastrophe » Fantastic Felt Up

Good on Pastrami

suebob — Tue, 22 May 2012 23:10:22 +0000

Is that pink Swiss cheese around your neck, or did your scarf get eaten by very large, precise termites?

The title lists “prom wedding bridesmaid.”

Imagine:
1. What a social outcast you would be if you wore this to prom
2. What the wedding would look like where this was fashionable. There would be juggling, I’ll bet.
3. How pissed your bridesmaids would be if you forced them to wear this. Unless they were juggling.

{Source} $23 but you’ll have to get your bridesmaid shoes dyed to match.

H/T to alert reader Schmutzie

Not the same, but still fun:

“Cuff” has several meanings

suebob — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:53:21 +0000

If I spot you wearing this felted cuff, I will feel compelled to cuff you upside the head.

My hatred of all things felted continues unabated.
{Source} $25, but you can use it to wipe your nose and save on Kleenex.

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Hot Off the Griddle

suebob — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 03:48:52 +0000

A bacon merkin and egg pasties. Suitable for all of your IHOP fantasy play.

{Source} $30 and all the coffee you can drink.

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The Eyes Follow You All Around the Room

suebob — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:27:16 +0000

Forget “When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple.”

When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch.

{Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit

Not the same, but still fun:

Felt Balls!

suebob — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:00:47 +0000

I had a bit of an argument with LaurieWrites about this one. She said it was not a true Craftastrophe – that it was actually more pathetic and sad than funny.

I had to override her on this one. I mean, it isn’t the best Craftastrophe ever, but my inner 12-year-old boy just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to use the phrase “Felt Balls.”

{Source} $40 worth of fuzzy balls

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Continuing Craftastrophe’s Fine Tradition of Bacon Appreciation

suebob — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:56:07 +0000

AND with a Thanksgiving theme. You just can’t beat that with a stick.

What is this? Why, it is TURKEY BACON!

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What To Wear

suebob — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 11:00:33 +0000

You should wear this if you never want to have sex again.

Unless it is very, very weird sex.
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Snuggles

suebob — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:49:30 +0000

This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken.

That’s a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well.
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The artistry. The workmanship. The WHAT THE HECK?

suebob — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 03:05:13 +0000

Happy Halloween, y’all. No, it isn’t real. Thank goodness. It does look a little…fierce, though, doesn’t it?

It looks so real; one easily can confuse.It is crafted carefully out of Alpaca, and merino sheep fiber, silk and it is not a toy, as a living rat is not.
It might be a unique item for a collection and excellent for Halloween decoration. .
It consists of strong positive energy; you can feel it touching its soft back, paws and head. Probably it was charged by, while I’ve been creating it with a great joy.

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NSF…Oh, Wait, Those Are Eggs.

Renee — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:02:17 +0000

Unfortunate egg placement FTW.

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Renee also makes things.