Craftastrophe » Fantastic Felt Up

It’s a Special Lady Time on Craftastrophe!

suebob — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:05:35 +0000

Personally, I prefer not to think about tampons more than I have to. Apparently I’m in the minority, because there is all kinds of lovely tampon art on Etsy.com.

Give kitty his own play-tampon, complete with felt blood! This may actually be genius, since cats are always dragging real tampons out of the trash and playing with them…

This next tampon is suggested as a gift for ladies who have passed menopause as kind of an honor, but I can think of PLENTY of other people who might need a “Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award”. Let your imagination be your guide.

You may have heard the unfortunate term “Vajazzling” lately. I think this person may have got that idea a little twisted up in their head and put the jewels right on the tampon, bypassing the Vajayjay completely:

Do NOT attempt to use this lest you severely injure your Special Panty Parts.

{Source} Kitty Tampon Toy

{Source} Golden Tampon Award

{Source} Bedazzled Tampon Finger Puppet

Suebob denies writing this post under the influence of PMS.

Not the same, but still fun:

Felt Fashionistas

suebob — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:00:26 +0000

C’mon, admit it, you love Project Runway! Now you can play along at home with your own little felt finger-puppet fashionistas.

You can be so fierce with your tiny Christian Siriano!And you can have Anna Wintour tell him “You haven’t seen fierce until you’ve seen me with my sunglasses off!”

You can class the place up with Karl LagerFELT, who says he sleeps under white ermine covers in the summer and sable in the winter…well, really, who doesn’t?

I think the set really needs some crazy competitors and a tiny Tim Gunn to yell “Make it work!”

I think these are all kinds of awesome.

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Suebob promises never to wear anything with printing across the butt.

Not the same, but still fun:

Frilly Willy

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:16:36 +0000

Nothing like a good soft peen to cuddle with at night.

Wait. No.

What?

Peen with frills. Frills like look like a french maid outfit…

It…

I…

Makes me want to scratch.

*scritch, scritch, scritch*

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That’s a serious case of stink finger

sam {temptingmama} — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:00:18 +0000

Ha! Lint. Ya, we’ve done that…

But this? Um….

Belly. Button. Lint.

*shudder*

Duuuude. That shit? It would STINK.

I mean, I think it would stink…

*crickets*

That’s like a LIFE TIME of belly button lint. You’d have to collect daily from friends, family, neighbours and the UPS guy to even have enough for an arm!

Thanks Karen!!

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Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped your colon.

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:00:31 +0000

perfect gift for people in the medical field, science nerd, or people who like interesting clothing. the black tunic is made by me with different colored and textured fabric used in patchwork to represent the different human organs and rib cage. this is perfect for wearing with leggings, jeans, or if you’re really daring, by itself!

ALL HAND MADE AND DESIGNED BY ME! NO TW0 SHIRTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. please specify a size.

Interesting? Yes.

Daring? Sure.

Something else the nerds need to be picked on for? Not really.

P.S. Call me old-school, but the makeup totally ruins this outfit. It looks like her eye shadow is actually that neon zinc we used to put on our noses.

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Breakfast of Champions (or Pimps)

sam {temptingmama} — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:21 +0000

I’ll have two eggs, over easy. Toast, white, and three slices of bacon.

Oh, and make my bacon pimp, please.

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I used to like chenille….

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:00:37 +0000

Sweet Baby Jeebus!!

Someone didn’t get their Swine Zombie Flu shot…

Thanks Liz!!

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Shootin’ blanks

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:45:09 +0000

From the listing:

Whether you’re feeling like a peacemaker or wish you could take out a little bit of aggression*, everyone wishes they had a gun sometimes.

Named for the famous frontierswoman, prostitute, and professional scout, Calamity Jane, best known for being an acquaintance to Wild Bill Hickok. This gun is made from electric pink fabric with black handle detail and 2 white bones on either side.

Hand-sewn. Actual purchases will vary slightly.

Measures approx. 8 inches in length.

* Plush guns are less likely to get you sentenced to life in prison.

Maybe it’s the Canadian in me, but I can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed to NOT have a gun… until now…

Too bad there wasn’t some plush bullets – with glitter, they HAVE to have glitter – I could throw while I pretend to shoot at a passerby.

Thanks Reba Jane!

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A caring loving face to wake up to…

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:40:56 +0000

From the listing:

This felted tea pot warmer, created by Pen, is made from a recycled sweater, wet felted, cut into shape, and hand sculpted. Buck measures approximately 32cms by 22cms.

Buck will give your tea pot incredible warmth and undying companionship. A worthy addition to your kitchen.

It’s truly amazing what $100 can buy you these days…

Thanks Reba Jane!

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Rico is Suave

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:00:18 +0000

Rico is a rock star! He rocks so hard, he rocks two animal prints at once!

Rico is made of bright blue leopard print velboa (fake fur). All of his facial features are hand sewn, from his zebra ears and goatee, to his green felt flaming eye shadow and purple button eyes, right down to his rock-star blue and yellow plaid lips!

Rico’s big mouth isn’t just for thrashin’ vocals, but big enough to stash a few small treasures of your own. Rico is stuffed just enough to be buff, but not so tough he can’t stand a hug or two. His massive fleece tongue also pulls out for major attitude! You know what they say about rock stars…

Um. That’s a bit of an open ended question, isn’t it?

Looks to me like he’s barfing out his insides rather than showing off a Rock N’ Roll tongue.

Rico, you’re so suave.

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Craftastrophe » Fantastic Felt Up

It’s a Special Lady Time on Craftastrophe!

Not the same, but still fun:

Felt Fashionistas

Not the same, but still fun:

Frilly Willy

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That’s a serious case of stink finger

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Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped your colon.

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Breakfast of Champions (or Pimps)

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I *used* to like chenille….

Not the same, but still fun:

Shootin’ blanks

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A caring loving face to wake up to…

Not the same, but still fun:

Rico is Suave

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I used to like chenille….