Is that pink Swiss cheese around your neck, or did your scarf get eaten by very large, precise termites?
The title lists “prom wedding bridesmaid.”
Imagine:
1. What a social outcast you would be if you wore this to prom
2. What the wedding would look like where this was fashionable. There would be juggling, I’ll bet.
3. How pissed your bridesmaids would be if you forced them to wear this. Unless they were juggling.
{Source} $23 but you’ll have to get your bridesmaid shoes dyed to match.
H/T to alert reader Schmutzie
Posted by suebob
on May 22, 2012
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If I spot you wearing this felted cuff, I will feel compelled to cuff you upside the head.
My hatred of all things felted continues unabated.
{Source} $25, but you can use it to wipe your nose and save on Kleenex.
Posted by suebob
on April 30, 2012
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A bacon merkin and egg pasties. Suitable for all of your IHOP fantasy play.
{Source} $30 and all the coffee you can drink.
Posted by suebob
on April 8, 2012
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Forget “When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple.”
When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch.
{Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit
I had a bit of an argument with LaurieWrites about this one. She said it was not a true Craftastrophe – that it was actually more pathetic and sad than funny.
I had to override her on this one. I mean, it isn’t the best Craftastrophe ever, but my inner 12-year-old boy just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to use the phrase “Felt Balls.”
{Source} $40 worth of fuzzy balls
