Personally, I prefer not to think about tampons more than I have to. Apparently I’m in the minority, because there is all kinds of lovely tampon art on Etsy.com.

Give kitty his own play-tampon, complete with felt blood! This may actually be genius, since cats are always dragging real tampons out of the trash and playing with them…

This next tampon is suggested as a gift for ladies who have passed menopause as kind of an honor, but I can think of PLENTY of other people who might need a “Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award”. Let your imagination be your guide.

You may have heard the unfortunate term “Vajazzling” lately. I think this person may have got that idea a little twisted up in their head and put the jewels right on the tampon, bypassing the Vajayjay completely:

Do NOT attempt to use this lest you severely injure your Special Panty Parts.

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{Source} Bedazzled Tampon Finger Puppet

Suebob denies writing this post under the influence of PMS.

C’mon, admit it, you love Project Runway! Now you can play along at home with your own little felt finger-puppet fashionistas.

You can be so fierce with your tiny Christian Siriano!And you can have Anna Wintour tell him “You haven’t seen fierce until you’ve seen me with my sunglasses off!”

You can class the place up with Karl LagerFELT, who says he sleeps under white ermine covers in the summer and sable in the winter…well, really, who doesn’t?

I think the set really needs some crazy competitors and a tiny Tim Gunn to yell “Make it work!”

I think these are all kinds of awesome.

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Suebob promises never to wear anything with printing across the butt.

Nothing like a good soft peen to cuddle with at night.

Wait. No.

What?

Peen with frills. Frills like look like a french maid outfit…

It…

I…

Makes me want to scratch.

*scritch, scritch, scritch*

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Ha! Lint. Ya, we’ve done that…

But this? Um….

Belly. Button. Lint.

*shudder*

Duuuude. That shit? It would STINK.

I mean, I think it would stink…

*crickets*

That’s like a LIFE TIME of belly button lint. You’d have to collect daily from friends, family, neighbours and the UPS guy to even have enough for an arm!

Thanks Karen!!

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perfect gift for people in the medical field, science nerd, or people who like interesting clothing. the black tunic is made by me with different colored and textured fabric used in patchwork to represent the different human organs and rib cage. this is perfect for wearing with leggings, jeans, or if you’re really daring, by itself!

ALL HAND MADE AND DESIGNED BY ME! NO TW0 SHIRTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. please specify a size.

Interesting? Yes.

Daring? Sure.

Something else the nerds need to be picked on for? Not really.

P.S. Call me old-school, but the makeup totally ruins this outfit. It looks like her eye shadow is actually that neon zinc we used to put on our noses.

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