Forget "When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple." When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch. {Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit

I had a bit of an argument with LaurieWrites about this one. She said it was not a true Craftastrophe - that it was actually more pathetic and sad than funny. I had to override her on this one. I mean, it isn't the best Craftastrophe ever, but my inner 12-year-old boy just couldn't pass up the opportunity to use the phrase "Felt Balls." {Source} $40 worth of fuzzy balls

AND with a Thanksgiving theme. You just can't beat that with a stick. What is this? Why, it is TURKEY BACON! {Source}

You should wear this if you never want to have sex again. Unless it is very, very weird sex. {Source}

This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}