I mean, what little girl WOULDN’T want this adorable baby rat sculpture? Who needs American Girls dolls when you can have your own tiny hairless rodent in a matchbox?

{Source} $45 Exterminator extra.

“I got you an iPod!”

Oh, no, it’s an eye-pod! Not only a bad pun, but kinda creepy, too, as a bonus.
{Source} Only $30, but the disappointment is priceless.

Way to scare the kids, clowny.

This is super fun and super Lux. Only using High quality yarns from shiny rayons to Wool and Alpacas with Cosy, spongy merino and organic cottons.
This is Fun, fun and Fun!!!!

No. No it is not fun, with or without multiple exclamation points.
{Source} 500 creepy dollars

Hey, emo girl! I have an idea for you:

Try cleaning your rug more than once every 20 years and maybe some people will come over. Just a thought.
{Source} Only $4.00. Hand sanitizer extra.

I am thankful for each and every reader who stops by Craftastrophe. Which is why I bring you presents, like this:

You’re welcome. Hope your holiday is happy and healthy.
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