Make sure your lover takes all of their anti-psychotic meds before you spring this one on them.

{Source} 65 bones

I think it was Robert Louis Stevenson who said “The world is so full of a number of things, I’m sure we should all be happy as kings.”

Maybe we should stop with the things. We have enough. Evidence:

A teratoma is a type of tumor. They have been known to contain eyes, teeth, hair, partially formed organs, and limbs. Sometimes it takes the form of a bulbous mass, with it’s parts hidden within; other times it may have hands or little legs sticking out.

This teratoma is full of parts that you can have fun disecting from the tumourous sac, or position in a variety of ways to display your teratoma as you see fit.

{Source} 30 tumorous dollars

Forget “When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple.”

When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch.

{Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit

Due to my long and sordid dating history, my doll set would have to be so big that the outside one would be close to an actual life-size human.

Ex-Boyfriend Nesting Dolls

{Source} 100 depressing dollars

File under: Things I’ll Never Understand – why do dollmakers so often made dolls that are so…unfortunate-looking? If you have all the materials and tools in a crafts store at your disposal, why do this?

{Source} $120 of Oh Please Make It Stop.