Happy Halloween, y’all. No, it isn’t real. Thank goodness. It does look a little…fierce, though, doesn’t it?

It looks so real; one easily can confuse.It is crafted carefully out of Alpaca, and merino sheep fiber, silk and it is not a toy, as a living rat is not.
It might be a unique item for a collection and excellent for Halloween decoration. .
It consists of strong positive energy; you can feel it touching its soft back, paws and head. Probably it was charged by, while I’ve been creating it with a great joy.

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Who doesn’t love a teddy bear? A soft, lovey friend to keep you company in the dark, lonely nights.

Oh hell. Now why did you have to go and do that?

I’ll never sleep again.

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I think I’ve been listening to “Party Rock Anthem” too much, because when I saw this:

I started singing “Everybody’s shuddering, shuddering…”

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Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:

16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.

Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump   thump   thump.

It’s getting closer.

Scratch    scratch    scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

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It’s Halloween week on Craftastrophe! A whole week of holiday horrors to delight and confuse you.

Imagine little Caden when he grows up and has his girlfriend come over to the house. She sees this painting of him and his sister as children hanging on the wall:

Poor Caden. He’s never getting another date. Ever.

The combination of photo-realistic faces and hands with broad brushstrokes adds a certain Halloweeny horror, don’t you agree? Shudder.

Yours for only $295.00

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