Hey, emo girl! I have an idea for you:

Try cleaning your rug more than once every 20 years and maybe some people will come over. Just a thought.
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I am thankful for each and every reader who stops by Craftastrophe. Which is why I bring you presents, like this:

You’re welcome. Hope your holiday is happy and healthy.
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You wake from a deep sleep, look down at your own hand and…

AAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH!

There’s something about the eyelashes that makes it extra super disturbing, no?

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As an *ahem* larger woman, I can use any help I can get to stay away from the fridge. The Squirming Larva Fridge Magnet may do the trick.

100% original. No molds or duplicates. Hand painted. Hand sculpted. Collectible original artwork.
This magnet is equipped with a powerful neodymium magnet.

Good news about the powerful magnet. Because I would not want this to get loose in the house.

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This shop’s toys are delightfully horrible:

{Source} Alien Elmo

If Elmo ripped apart by a giant dinosaur head isn’t enough for you, you can witness the birth of Mickey:

In case your kids ask you where cartoon characters come from.

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