What mother doesn’t worry about the germs surrounding her children’s playthings? It’s hard not to imagine what could be going into their precious little mouths after picking up a stray Weeble or Lego. WELL IMAGINE NO FURTHER, FRIENDS!  For I have found a sculpture that is an exact replica of bacteria found in a child’s play room!  Behold:

What might you do with this, you ask?  Straight from the artist’s description:

This huge purple germ can hang from your ceiling or lounge on your bed. She weighs two pounds maybe? Definitely sweet, crafted very well and has delicate, feathery details.

Lounge on your bed!  Hang from your ceiling–why not!  Let your cleaning obsession be on constant alert with this furry beauty for the insanely low price of $400.00.

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Samantha cleans enough as it is, thankyouverymuch, but when she’s not can also be found at her personal blog  Back To Me and her budget review blog  Live Well Spend Well.

I can’t stop laughing.  Wait till you see the rest of the pictures.

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Hey you guys! I was pulling the plastic flamingos out of my front yard to make this headdress…is that two words? Head dress? I don’t know, you guys this ain’t a dress for your head but it sure is pretty! So, anyway, you guys I was pulling the pink plastic flamingos out of my front yard to make this “piece of art” when I realized…This art oughta be photographed in front of MY favorite piece of art. I present to you guys my totally rad headdress, photographed in front of the painting that John Wayne Gacy sent to me as a thank you for the many erotic letters I sent to him about my clown fetish. Etsy made me take down the erotic poem I originally had with this listing, so I had to change it to this:

This piece is a one of a kind. Where do I start. It is a headband with a huge bow on top made of pink, orange, and green florescent tulle, with a doll’s head in the middle. The doll has a sequened crown and there are two flamingos on each side of the bow. The headband is covered in blue tinsel material. It is not heavy though and will not weigh your head down. Anywhere you wear this to, you will be noticed. It is truly a piece of art and this is the only one I have ever made like it.

What I didn’t say is that this piece is meant to be worn with the lingerie that I made with the melted barbie heads on the nips.

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Thanks, Cari!

flutter writes on her personal blog byflutter, sometimes.

I am new to the world of Esty and their ilk, but living in the middle of nowhere I see my fair share of lonely cat lady crafts.

And as the mother of teenagers, and the Depression of Emos that constantly lounge around my house sucking out all the hope and joy, I am all too familiar with Urban Dictionary.

So when I saw this little creation I didn’t know whether to laugh or recoil in horror cause, as the title suggests, Richard Simmons loves him some tea bagging.

And she totally looks like a scrotum.

Thanks Kerri!

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Kelley educates the masses in urban slang at Magneto Bold Too!

Who doesn’t want half a bald lady shoved in a candle stick greeting all their guest?  Yep, this is Ane.  She may have lost all her hair, had a few joint replacements and is missing her bottom half, but that doesn’t make her any less creepy lovable, now does it!?    Britney wishes she had those cheekbones to correctly pull off this look!  Watch for her to make her debut as Jigsaw’s baby mama  in Saw 46 or whatever the next one is…  Cheers to that, we should celebrate her success!  Now, what did I do with all my candlesticks?

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Gillian Wright keeps it real about kids, crafts, organizing,  and (lack of) housework at Mrs. Wright, Gone Wrong.