Due to my long and sordid dating history, my doll set would have to be so big that the outside one would be close to an actual life-size human.

Ex-Boyfriend Nesting Dolls

{Source} 100 depressing dollars

File under: Things I’ll Never Understand – why do dollmakers so often made dolls that are so…unfortunate-looking? If you have all the materials and tools in a crafts store at your disposal, why do this?

{Source} $120 of Oh Please Make It Stop.

I mean, what little girl WOULDN’T want this adorable baby rat sculpture? Who needs American Girls dolls when you can have your own tiny hairless rodent in a matchbox?

{Source} $45 Exterminator extra.

“I got you an iPod!”

Oh, no, it’s an eye-pod! Not only a bad pun, but kinda creepy, too, as a bonus.
{Source} Only $30, but the disappointment is priceless.

Way to scare the kids, clowny.

This is super fun and super Lux. Only using High quality yarns from shiny rayons to Wool and Alpacas with Cosy, spongy merino and organic cottons.
This is Fun, fun and Fun!!!!

No. No it is not fun, with or without multiple exclamation points.
{Source} 500 creepy dollars