Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
I love mah teef necklace, dontchu?
See what I did there? Dontchu? Don’t chew?
Thanks Kerrie!
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Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |

I love mah teef necklace, dontchu?
See what I did there? Dontchu? Don’t chew?
Thanks Kerrie!
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I am Team Psycho-stalker-pervert-old-man-vampire-cold-as-ice-Edward lover while Karen is all about the fuzzy warm drooling hound werewolf Jacob.
As much as we love the books and are braving the masses on the pre-release night of New Moon, we are on opposite teams when it comes to vampire and werewolf hotness.
I do believe we are on the same team when it comes to creep-tastic wall decals…
which look like they’ve been written in blood…
I think it’s fair to say, I’ll NEVER sleep again.
This is a photograph done from a altered art image. A sexy curving lady summons up a man to bring her wishes to life. If you look at her raised hand you will see a radiation of gold light from her wand. I love the thought of women just summoning up men. lol must be the sexist in me.
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The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.
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Step 1: DON’T FEED YOUR GUESTS MEAT ON A TRAY LIKE THIS.
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