How do you feel about your soul? Are you tired of trying to make your current one work? Would you like to upgrade to a newer model but you’ve no idea how to remove the one you already have?!?! Well now you can!* Introducing the revolutionary new Creepy Zombie Doll! He’ll suck your soul out in seconds flat!**

But wait, there’s more! Act now and we’ll also send you this “StrangeBorn” doll complete with the facial abnormalities of a rare genetic disorder! She’ll be sure to scare off…well…every living and unliving thing you could possibly imagine (with the exception of Creepy Zombie Doll). (more…)

Artist Albert Frank sent in a picture of his own creation. The child in me wants to zip up the zippers to soften the blow of at least one eye and those Fiddy Cent teeth.  Gah!

You sure about that?

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This piece is called Cry Baby.  I happen to think it should be called:

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and EYE know what you’ve been doing with that hand.

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