We all know the scene. The forest is on fire, Bambi ans his mother are galloping away from the evil hunters in a search for freedom and KABLAM! Bambie’s mom gets it…

but I am pretty sure it wasn’t in the ass. $450 smackers can buy you this delightful little 3-d artistic representation of childhood’s most scarring movie experience. But, be warned, if you buy it you have to make this face:

blood dripping from the butt wound adds just a touch of whimsy,

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flutter is not entirely sure what just happened, but she is very very scared.

Any guesses on what this is?
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Prostate in a Jar doesn’t have quite the same ring as Dick In a Box.

Just sayin’.

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flutter has a personal blog, totally unrelated to prostates. Sorta.

How do you feel about your soul? Are you tired of trying to make your current one work? Would you like to upgrade to a newer model but you’ve no idea how to remove the one you already have?!?! Well now you can!* Introducing the revolutionary new Creepy Zombie Doll! He’ll suck your soul out in seconds flat!**

But wait, there’s more! Act now and we’ll also send you this “StrangeBorn” doll complete with the facial abnormalities of a rare genetic disorder! She’ll be sure to scare off…well…every living and unliving thing you could possibly imagine (with the exception of Creepy Zombie Doll). (more…)

Artist Albert Frank sent in a picture of his own creation. The child in me wants to zip up the zippers to soften the blow of at least one eye and those Fiddy Cent teeth.  Gah!