Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Doctor Dement-O, For The Insane, Messages From the Darkside |
How do you feel about your soul? Are you tired of trying to make your current one work? Would you like to upgrade to a newer model but you’ve no idea how to remove the one you already have?!?! Well now you can!* Introducing the revolutionary new Creepy Zombie Doll! He’ll suck your soul out in seconds flat!**
But wait, there’s more! Act now and we’ll also send you this “StrangeBorn” doll complete with the facial abnormalities of a rare genetic disorder! She’ll be sure to scare off…well…every living and unliving thing you could possibly imagine (with the exception of Creepy Zombie Doll). (more…)
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Doctor Dement-O, For The Insane, Messages From the Darkside |
































