I mean, what little girl WOULDN’T want this adorable baby rat sculpture? Who needs American Girls dolls when you can have your own tiny hairless rodent in a matchbox?

{Source} $45 Exterminator extra.

Painting of the interior of a bug zapper.

{Source} 700 bugs. I mean bucks.

The listing says these are “classy.”

I’m trying to imagine an occasion for which that would be true. Christmas party at the strip club? Clown-school graduation? Porn star family reunion? Give me your best guess in the comments.
{Source} 30 classy dollars

Happy Halloween, y’all. No, it isn’t real. Thank goodness. It does look a little…fierce, though, doesn’t it?

It looks so real; one easily can confuse.It is crafted carefully out of Alpaca, and merino sheep fiber, silk and it is not a toy, as a living rat is not.
It might be a unique item for a collection and excellent for Halloween decoration. .
It consists of strong positive energy; you can feel it touching its soft back, paws and head. Probably it was charged by, while I’ve been creating it with a great joy.

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Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.

Kinda creepy, right? A little?

It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:

16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.

Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.

thump   thump   thump.

It’s getting closer.

Scratch    scratch    scratch

RUN!!!!!!!

Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.

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