This one’s for you our wonderful readers!

CAPTION THIS!

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First off, your comments on Guess That Mess! are hilarious! I totally love them, thank you for playing along. It was so great, we’re contemplating making it a regular feature here at Craftastrophe.

And without further ado, the Mess? Though I much perfer some of your answers, the jacket it made of synthetic doll hair, Spanish Moss, and jute.

I had to google the later since I have NO idea what the heck ‘jute’ is.

Okay, so I googled Spanish Moss as well.

A jacket? If the sleeves where only a touch longer they could be wrapped around the body and fastened behind to resemble another kind of jacket.

Justine’s comment made me spit coffee all over my computer:

Ummm – a horrifically misguided attempt at making fake vomit?

A sweater or coat made from shed dog fur? With nicotine-stained glue-gun applique?

A loofah and mucus sculpture?

A coat made of human hair? (Please don’t be pubic hair, please don’t be pubic hair…)

And you! to! can own this jacket for a mere $525!

Maybe for that price they’ll toss in the skinned doll heads? Hey, you could ask!

Or how about this?

I don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that I actually wretched at the sight of this or it’s title, “Not Yet Titled”.

Oh, and this one? $1,300. The Stained Industrial Elastic? $3,500.

Yes. Yes it is.

Why didn’t I become an artist?

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“Rub the Fuzzy Bunny Jewelry Art”

You have to read this description to believe it.

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Remember Teraline?

Ya, I was trying to forget her too. Then, as I perused the archives of our Craftastrophe emails I came across this birdbrain.

It’s okay to call her that,  she doesn’t mind. I asked.

She’s a bit squirrely… but lovable all the same.

She’s a member of the Fae Protectorate, a disciple in all the ways of tiny-fighting, and yet such a glamorous maven of sensuality and fashion.

“disciple in all the ways of tiny-fighting”? So is my ten-month-old. That kid can throw down like nobody’s business.

Yet another way our human errors have attached themselves to the aether, this little fairy darling took it a step too far and traded in her wings and weapons for a pair of boots and a shiny dress.

Wha?

Although mistaken in her racial identity, don’t think for a second that she’s lost her fairy abilities. She’ll just as likely stick her high heel through your eye as kiss you. I don’t know which one would be worse…

Well, if I had one eye then I could wink and tada! she’s gone!

One of a kind art doll comes with handmade dress, boots and accessories. Her ‘hair’ is coyote fur and glass beads, and her head is squirrel.

Mmmmm. Squirrel skull. It’s what’s for breakfast.

DOES NOT come with demon skull prop. You CAN order a demon skull prop, convo me.

Damn! The skull prop is what sold me on this fairy-like goddess. *snicker*  Kinda like the Coffee Fairy, *link NSFW* only not.

Thanks Chris!

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I think there’s a third leg joke in there somewhere.  See what I did there?  Sock Monkey?  Third Leg?

Oh piss off.

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