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My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

What the WHAT!?

I can’t stop staring at those eff’n eyes. They seriously skeeve me the frig out.

I think I want this chandelier in the hallway outside my kids’ rooms.

octopus1 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

Yes. I said chandelier.

Seriously.

RAAAWWWWWWWR. GET BACK IN YER BED!!!!

octopus21 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

From the listing:

This octopus chandelier is made from sculpted arms and head, she has pink albino taxidermy glass eyes, pearl encrusted body covered with vintage and new pearls, scallop shells, pink pearl candles and painted with pearlized paint. She measures about 42″ diameter and is about 14″ tall.

Dude. Those eyes? ARE HUGE. I’d like to know what kind of *things* taxidermist are taxiderming that would needs eyes that ginormous AND ALBINO.

*shudder*

octopus31 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

Come hither my pretties. Come feast among my shiny pearl-like eggs.

(or egg-like pearls? Whatever.)

And now ‘Octopussy‘ will forever have a whole new meaning to me.

P.S.? How could ’someone’ even name a movie that an it not be shot down immediately by those people who suck all the funny out of movie titles?

P.P.S. I can’t not giggle every time I say Octopussy.

P.P.S.S. Am twelve.

Thanks Pam D.!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 10, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Messages From the Darkside |
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Stop looking at me swan!

The bin in my son’s daycare is overflowing with gently worn animals who have spent their days comforting young children as they take their daily naps. I’d love to shove this one in the bin and see the look on the faces of some of the parents as they dig through for their child’s beloved stuffy.

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!*

two headed Stop looking at me swan!

I don’t know know what freaks me out more: the two-headed-ness or the fact that the bunny eerily resembles Ruby.

Max and Ruby

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PARENTS?!

F*ck, I hate that stupid know-it-all rabbit.

Thanks Mo!

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* Guess the movie that the quote came from? One of my favourite no-brainer movies ever! No googling!

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on August 25, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Fantastic Felt Up, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

You people sure have an affinity for weirdo cats lately.

This one kinda reminds me of my own cat though.

Hellish.

Like this? This is the look I get when he craps outside his litter box.

geniecat I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

This is how he treats me on a regular basis. RUDE.

geniecat2 I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

Damn cat. Confession: I can’t stand my cat. I just can’t bring myself to dump him at a shelter. At nine years old, I just can’t do that to him. Lucky for us, our vet says he’s in great condition and will likely live to see a ripe old age of at least 16.

And? He’s SATANIC. Eyes rolling to the back of his head as he barfs on my couch.

geniecat3 I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

Except my cat? He’s ALIVE and most times I wish nothing more than for him to have the ability to turn to stone.

Or polymer.

Whatever.

From the listing:

This odd genie is their to help, his bright color brings energy to the room and his strange appearance with no doubt start fun conversations!…

He comes attached to a wooden base with leather bottom to prevent fine furniture from scratching.
He is sure to lift anyone’s mood!

I just can’t picture someone with a $14,000 sideboard in their dining room showing this piece along side their bottle of  The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old at a price tag of $38,000.

Unless of course by “fine” the seller means my MDF laminate bookself, because THAT is totally doable.

Go check out the seller’s shop. There are some AMAZINGLY creepy pieces there. Including this one. OMFG.

Thanks Natalie!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on August 16, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
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Whatchu eatin’ under there?

Ever have that one pesky person in your life who has an answer for everything? How to clean the windows better? How to avoid turning your whites pink? When to hang the laundry? Yes. One. Of. Those.

Maybe a mother-in-law who critiques and / or mocks your cooking in front of others?

This my friend; this is for you.

cockroach Whatchu eatin under there?

Invite that pesky do-gooder over for dinner. Maybe some pasta so it covers the bottom entirely?

Watch them as they quietly tell themselves how they would have made the sauce, presented the meal and wonder where you picked up your plain ol’ off white dinnerware. After all, they would have likely served in the good china.

Then suddenly it comes into view…

They look but don’t speak…

cockroaches Whatchu eatin under there?

Shear terror crosses their face as they jump from the table clutching their mouth and spitting their dinner into their hand.

Maybe even a single tear falls – you know the one. It creeps out only when one experiences a hell of a scare.

What you don’t have that? Oh. Well. Ahem. Carry on.

I am smiling now just at the thought of scaring the utter CRAP outta someone with these plates.

Mine? Mine would have to have a rat.

Now I think I have to start my Christmas shopping….

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on August 12, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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Caption This: Prepare to Be Horrified Edition

Look, I hate to waste your Friday with this, but the fact of the matter is, it’s Friday.  You’re not doing any work anyway, let’s just admit that right now.

So why not caption this very special salt and pepper shaker set:

taxidermy salt and pepper shakers mice Caption This: Prepare to Be Horrified Edition

Then, head on over to Crappy Taxidermy, where you will find much much worse things for your enjoyment and be horrifically pleased with the quality of time you are wasting.

Thanks Tracy for the great find!

*shudder*

Posted by Karen Sugarpants on August 7, 2009
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