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Need a Hug?

suebob — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:06:50 +0000

Come here, give me a hug. A BIG hug.

{Source} $21 I’l buy – but you owe me a sushi dinner

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I Don’t Think That’s a Dog…

suebob — Mon, 14 May 2012 22:30:43 +0000

Um, what?

Rhodesian Ridgeback pendant made like my wife said to.No two are alike(hand made).Convo me for special requests.Roki Shoals ridgeback(sofa sluts) used for models.They will lay w/anyone.

Ok, so THIS explains everything.

{Source} $35 and a lifetime of explaining to do.

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Branding is Everything

suebob — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:10:52 +0000

I don’t care. No matter how much you try to call this “human ivory,” it’s still fingernail clippings to me. No, seriously. Fingernail clippings.

Also? Get that thing out of my house.
{Source} $200 and steam cleaner rental for where I just tossed my lunch on the carpet.

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I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

suebob — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 15:03:52 +0000

It’s reader participation time! First, guess what these are:

WRONG!

We have hear 4 tanned gator tongues. These make a very good craft item. I have a friend that makes some very good wallets, bags, knife sheaths and other crafts from gator tongues. They are not dyed and their size is 9″ long and they are 3″—6″ wide. One has a hole in it. These are thick leather and a little stiff but pliable

Next reader participation: What craft item should be made from these?
{Source} $32.50 – cheap compared to other, lower-quality alligator tongues out there!

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The Head, of course, is in bed with a Studio Executive

suebob — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:37:34 +0000

~~Four~~ Three horse feet. That you need why? They aren’t BAD horse feet. The part that cracks me up is that there are only three available and that they are sold individually. So say you buy all three. Then you not only have to explain why you bought disembodied horse feet, but why you don’t have a full set. Enjoy that.

{Source} $50 bucks each. Bucks, get it? In other news, don’t you hate people who say “Get it?”

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Equal Time

suebob — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 21:14:13 +0000

Yesterday it was cat fur. Today, the dog gets equal time. What is this? A dog fur good luck charm. Why a blob of someone else’s hound’s ear clippings is good luck is beyond me.

Good luck, fame and fortune may be yours with this amazing Lucky Hairball. This gnarled knot of dog fur was carefully culled and cut from behind the left ear of my handsome hound Sawyer.
Lucky hairball adds a splash of panache to any home or office – not to mention all the conversation it will bring.

{Source} $10 and I have nothing more to say

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Pick up some Benadryl on your way home, ok?

suebob — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 23:18:58 +0000

I’ve got an itch for some new jewelry!

It is made from cat fur. Get one for your unsuspecting cat-allergic mother-in-law! Fun is sure to ensue! The fact that it looks like something you cleaned out of the dryer vent is just an added bonus.
{Source} $180. Do you have any idea how hard it is to felt cat fur? The listing has a bonus photo of the actual cat in question. Go see.

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Bambi? Is that you?

suebob — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 14:00:37 +0000

Taxidermy Couture? Is that a real thing? Because of the kind of shopper I am, I imagine logging on to the Target website and doing a search…

I know this joint has been a little taxidermy-heavy lately, but it’s like eating Doritos. You can’t stop after just one. Especially on taxidermy WITH SPIKES! And jawbones!
{Source} $89 and the eternal enmity of PETA

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Fishface

suebob — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:03:20 +0000

People with animal faces – like those “sexy kitty” costumes on Halloween – are the stuff of my nightmares. But this may be worse.

{Source} $48, or the price of some prescription sleeping medication you’ll need to get through this.

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It’s Enough to Cause Sobriety. Almost.

suebob — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:05:18 +0000

Stop hogging that liquor bottle!

{Source} $20, or the same price as all the cheap tequila it is going to take you to forget you are drinking out of a pig snout.