

I’m beginning to think you people are making this shit to purposefully get on Craftastrophe. This is worse than Katy Perry’s whipped cream bra.
Okay, no it isn’t. But it’s still really fucking weird.
Do you think this is what Courtney Love had in mind when she sang, “I am…Doll Parts…”?
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Renee is at a loss for words.

Can you see it? Can you get it out for me?

Real fly leg eyelashes. I kind of want to die.
Source, WTF?


Imagery: A toothed vagina with an arm extending from it that is grasping a human heart.
Well, I’m glad you cleared that up, because I really had no idea what I was looking at. A butt with a zipper? Krumm for Aaahh!!! Real Monsters? Some sort of Halloween themed nut cracker?
But now that I know it’s a vagina dentata, I totally get it. I also totally get that you made it look “like an artifact” (see: old and crappy) on purpose, and that it’s worth all $500 that you’re charging for it.
Oh, wait, no–I mean, I totally don’t get it. Feminist mythology my butt zipper.
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Renee doesn’t bite.
Posted by Renee
on September 7, 2010
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That’s a pretty good likeness of Caroline Rhea.
Oh, wait–what?
Miley Cyrus?
You are fucking kidding.
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Renee likes her jeans blue.

You’re in need of a new commode. You love dogs. You love cowboys. This is the $1,160 toilet for you.

But wait! It also comes with a cowboy dog sink!
I was perplexed enough wondering who would want a toilet painted with lap dogs, even more perplexed when I found that they had cowboy hats. The only way that this st could be weirder is if the sink’s drain was arranged a bit differently. Maybe more like this.
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Cat Rocketship is a technophile artist and she’d love your vote on her SXSW proposal: “How Can Artists Turn Web Hits into Dollars?” (Thanks!)
Posted by Cat Rocketship
on August 23, 2010
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