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Something For the Bronies

suebob — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:57:47 +0000

The perfect gift for Brony with a gross sense of humor. If you don’t know what a Brony is, I’m sorry to have to tell you that this is a real thing: a grown-ass man with an obsession for My Little Pony. Yep.

So this is titled “The Fart Particles of a My Little Pony.” Doesn’t have quite the same ring as Dejeuner Sur L’Herbes, but these are different times.

{Source} $250. As if.

Not the same, but still fun:

Spread a Little Sunshine

suebob — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:06:23 +0000

{Source} Only $2.95 and everlasting joy.

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Graceful and Elegant

suebob — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:30:14 +0000

It’s so important to surround yourself with objects that are meaningful and beautiful, don’t you think?

{Source} $800 worth of embarrassment and disgust

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I Always Feel Like Someone is Watching Me

suebob — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:00:14 +0000

This is funny in the way that your Uncle who thinks he is funny when he really isn’t funny at all, is funny.

What a crazy face to great your guests. Imagine the surprise as someone lifts the lid and sees this funny fellow. Are there words to describe him?

Expect lots of laughs and maybe a few screams. His face is hand painted underneath the lid. When you lift the lid, he is all smiles.

Great as an office gift, white elephant or gag gift – maybe a housewarming surprise.

{Source} $62, or the same price as an evening at the comedy club, where you might actually laugh a couple of times.

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For those days when you’re in a pissy mood

suebob — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:00:21 +0000

Mood jewelry for the pissed off:

This is an awesome DIY necklace made by myself and is brand new. This is an SHS original design! The black-finished metal pendant is about 2 inches by 1.5 inches and it hangs from an 18 inch long silver-tone ball chain (which can be cut to any size you like by yourself). This cute image is protected by a glass-like, glossy coating to ensure long-lasting wear. This is not a cheap plastic item and is very durable, making it a great gift. THE IMAGE AS SHOWN IN THE AUCTION AD is not blurry or pixed as it shows on the photo. The actual image is clear! Great digitally made by myself image DIY!

{Source} $7. No extra charge for it being long-lasting.

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Oh Crapmass Tree

suebob — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 12:00:02 +0000

Oh, it’s Southwestern, is it? So it isn’t meant to resemble a giant ball of poo, then? Because it bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that came out of my dog:

{Source} $75.00 Ho ho ho

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Extreme Detail

suebob — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 03:08:06 +0000

I really admire people who can draw and paint in incredible detail. Especially nature – there is something so wonderful about seeing God’s creations rendered so perfectly, with such care, with such…well, detail.

Not THAT much detail.

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Well I see Etsy hasn’t lost it’s awesomeness in my absence. And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.

suebob — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:21 +0000

With this, Craftastrophe’s light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It’s the return of Kelley!

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So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.

I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.

A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.

I type ‘Christmas’ and hit search.

On the first page…

Holy Mother of God.

Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.

This is just too freaking easy.

Kelley snuck over from Magneto Bold Too! Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.

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You’ve got a little spinach in your earring

flutter — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 13:35:21 +0000

and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth. Also, ew.

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Has anyone seen my salad?

flutter — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 05:52:47 +0000

I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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