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For those days when you’re in a pissy mood

Mood jewelry for the pissed off:
Urinal Necklace For those days when youre in a pissy mood

This is an awesome DIY necklace made by myself and is brand new. This is an SHS original design! The black-finished metal pendant is about 2 inches by 1.5 inches and it hangs from an 18 inch long silver-tone ball chain (which can be cut to any size you like by yourself). This cute image is protected by a glass-like, glossy coating to ensure long-lasting wear. This is not a cheap plastic item and is very durable, making it a great gift. THE IMAGE AS SHOWN IN THE AUCTION AD is not blurry or pixed as it shows on the photo. The actual image is clear! Great digitally made by myself image DIY!

{Source} $7. No extra charge for it being long-lasting.

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Posted by suebob on January 6, 2012
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Oh Crapmass Tree

Oh, it’s Southwestern, is it? So it isn’t meant to resemble a giant ball of poo, then? Because it bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that came out of my dog:
Crap tree Oh Crapmass Tree
{Source} $75.00 Ho ho ho

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Posted by suebob on November 27, 2011
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional,CRAPtacular craftastrophes,You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Extreme Detail

I really admire people who can draw and paint in incredible detail. Especially nature – there is something so wonderful about seeing God’s creations rendered so perfectly, with such care, with such…well, detail.

Owl and Hummingbird Extreme Detail

Not THAT much detail.

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Posted by suebob on November 10, 2011
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Well I see Etsy hasn’t lost it’s awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.

With this, Craftastrophe’s light grows a little brighter, just like Tinkerbell when you clap really hard. It’s the return of Kelley!

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So it has been a while since I have graced this fine blog.
I have dusted off my snark and ready to trawl the corners of the internetz for craptastic craftastrophies.
A glass of wine in hand, I get ready and open Etsy.
I type ‘Christmas’ and hit search.
On the first page…
Holy Mother of God.
Stars Well I see Etsy hasnt lost its awesomeness in my absence.  And by awesomeness I mean they make it so damn easy.
Well at least there are a lot of options for The Star of David to give all your Jewish friends for Christmas.
This is just too freaking easy.
Kelley snuck over from Magneto Bold Too!  Where she blogs about life the universe and her awesomeness.
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Posted by suebob on November 6, 2011
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional,CRAPtacular craftastrophes,Holiday! Celebrate!,We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
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You’ve got a little spinach in your earring

earringteeth 300x224 Youve got a little spinach in your earring

and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth.  Also, ew.

 

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Posted by flutter on March 23, 2011
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