Y’all know what the O Face is right?

If not, here ya go, rookie:

Okay, and y’all know what I mean when I talk about Tree Faces, right?

If not, here ya go, rookie:

Yeah. People actually buy these in country stores and put them on their trees. Apparently none of them ever hid in their Papa’s chest when the trees start pelting Dorothy with apples in The Wizard of Oz. *eep*

Well if those faux wood faces weren’t enough to send me to therapy for an extra session, looking at these Orgasm Tammy Faye-Baker tree adornments? SURE DID THE TRICK.

Not so bad from the side, I guess.

Awww she looks like she’s sleeping…but wait…

There it is. Oh yes, there. it. is.

Thanks Bindi!

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Don’t assume that it’s just a stupid duck.

It could be this weird, strangely adorable little mouser.

Not like those little bastards that are eating the poison under my sink and sprinkling it everywhere taunting me while they eat munch my crackers.

I wouldn’t doubt they’re calling me a stupid cracker too.

Damn mice.

Though, hearing these little buggers scurry across the kitchen floor may be pretty damn funny.

*THWAP, THAWP, THAWP, THWAP*

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Stoner Cat,

Stoner Cat,

What are they feeding you?

Stoner Cat,

Stoner Cat,

It’s not your fault….

From the listing:

free shipping!

Heh.

What kills me in the look on the cat’s face.  And goodness knows your parents will never suspect this item for drug paraphernalia.  Nah, never.

Just say no, kids!

Thanks Genevieve!

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…stegosaurus?

Thanks for the hearty giggle Candace!

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Editor’s note: Do not attempt to write a post while you’re mentally creating your shopping list. Oh, and kitty litter and cat nip? Totally interchangeable. (Maybe that’s why my cat hates me so.)

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People have this affinity for creating weird things for cat toys. I can’t think of anyone I know that would ever buy something like this for their animals to play with. I mean, sure it’s funny as hell to see a cat gnaw the crap out of a toy that’s laced with kitty litter cat nip, but to watch a cat gnaw the crap out of a diaper laced with kitty litter cat nip ?

I just don’t know.

“Aw look honey, Buster’s playing with the crap filled diaper again! Isn’t he just the cutest thing?!”

“Hey babe, come see the cat hump the crap out of the diaper toy!”

“Sweetie! The cat’s eating sh!t again!!”

All funny, yet for some reason, I still wouldn’t want to buy my cat a crap covered toy; and I don’t even like my cat.

Um, Jesus, sir. I think you have something on your face.

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