The perfect gift for Brony with a gross sense of humor. If you don’t know what a Brony is, I’m sorry to have to tell you that this is a real thing: a grown-ass man with an obsession for My Little Pony. Yep.

So this is titled “The Fart Particles of a My Little Pony.” Doesn’t have quite the same ring as Dejeuner Sur L’Herbes, but these are different times.

{Source} $250. As if.

{Source} Only $2.95 and everlasting joy.

It’s so important to surround yourself with objects that are meaningful and beautiful, don’t you think?

{Source} $800 worth of embarrassment and disgust

This is funny in the way that your Uncle who thinks he is funny when he really isn’t funny at all, is funny.

What a crazy face to great your guests. Imagine the surprise as someone lifts the lid and sees this funny fellow. Are there words to describe him?

Expect lots of laughs and maybe a few screams. His face is hand painted underneath the lid. When you lift the lid, he is all smiles.

Great as an office gift, white elephant or gag gift – maybe a housewarming surprise.

{Source} $62, or the same price as an evening at the comedy club, where you might actually laugh a couple of times.

Mood jewelry for the pissed off:

This is an awesome DIY necklace made by myself and is brand new. This is an SHS original design! The black-finished metal pendant is about 2 inches by 1.5 inches and it hangs from an 18 inch long silver-tone ball chain (which can be cut to any size you like by yourself). This cute image is protected by a glass-like, glossy coating to ensure long-lasting wear. This is not a cheap plastic item and is very durable, making it a great gift. THE IMAGE AS SHOWN IN THE AUCTION AD is not blurry or pixed as it shows on the photo. The actual image is clear! Great digitally made by myself image DIY!

{Source} $7. No extra charge for it being long-lasting.