Because of this, little darlings:

I don’t know if I hate it or love it. It is a hand felted wool coat. I mean, LOOK at it. It’s really different. But then, the edges are uneven and the felt looks kind of itchy. Here’s a close up:

The little felty squiggles that mimic a winter tree? Awesome. The flyaway fuzzy felt that will get up your nose and into your lungs and choke you to death? Not awesome. I know this took a buttload of time and skill to make. I also know that I wouldn’t pay $1500.00 dollars for it. Because, well, it’s felt.  Help me out here, what do you think?

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She loves it, she loves it not….

They say there’s no such thing as bad publicity. But I think there IS such a thing as bad advertising, and this applies. Unless, of course, you are promoting yourself in connection with your ads in the “Adult Services” section of Craigslist.

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas??? Well that’s what uptight auntie Myrtle will assume. She’s been pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes for years with her hidden cocaine problem so why not proclaim your sexual freedom in plain view?

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Suebob is not a garden implement.

Ever wanted to make the bunny costume that has Ralphie pouting (and Randy doubled over laughing) in A Christmas Story?

Now you can!

Instructions here.

I *suppose* you could use it as a tea pot if you really want. But. Dude? Seriously? Are you sure you haven’t been smoking that tea instead?

Inscribed in colorful glaze on the interior of the teapot chamber is “Coffee, Tea…or me?”

Uh. Wha?

Do you know how much coffee I could buy for 395 dollars?

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As if the title wasn’t long enough.

Are you ready for this?

Okay.

Aaaannnnd.

Go!

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