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It’s a little tit nipply in here! (UPDATED!!)

Modge podge mod podge hodge podge Fancy fuckin’ glue, check.

Weird, spray painted green body, check.

Mussel shells, check.

Oh and yes! Coat hanger wire nipples!

angelboobs Its a little tit nipply in here! (UPDATED!!)

Add a Christmas tree, and it’s PERFECTION!

angelboobs2 Its a little tit nipply in here! (UPDATED!!)

Treated mussel shell wings make ANGEL ORNAMENT 1 a truly unique hand made decoration that will endure for many years! A sweet vintage image tops the enameled angel body (yes, angels have boobies, too!), and an antique distressed chain or wire serve as a unique hanger. ANGEL ORNAMENT 1 was hand cut from heavy duty copper sheeting, then enameled front & back in my studio kiln.

Thanks Charity!!

EDITED TO ADD: But! Wait! There’s more!

You can buy a personalized version! As if it wasn’t wonderful enough to have a nipply angel on your tree, but you can also have one that looks like YOU or a family member!

MILangel Its a little tit nipply in here! (UPDATED!!)

Though, it may be a little uncomfortable when your mother-in-law opens her Christmas gift and sees her nipples face staring back at her.

For a mere $40+ dollars, I’m certain her expression would be worth it.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 3, 2009
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Ahhhhh…

bear Ahhhhh...

From the listing…

This Steiff Teddy Bear image is perfect as a vintage style Christmas ornament. He looks like royalty wearing his Dresden gold crown. His body is a vintage gold glass ball ornament, his arms and legs are bumpy chenille, his decorations are pretty trims and a Dresden star.

This ornament will look great on a Christmas feather or tinsel tree.

It’s all yours! Take it away in the comments fair readers.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 15, 2009
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O Christmas Tree

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Vintage alphabet blocks and vintage pipe cleaners (vintage pipe cleaners?  really?) make for a great holiday themed tree block thing.  Especially when you have Bambi’s brown star in the shot.  Good job.

No really.  Good job.

Christmas Scorpion approves.

christmas scorpion O Christmas Tree

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 19, 2009
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Santa?  Caption This.

santa sex change Santa?  Caption This.

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I have no words.  Use yours.

Thanks Charlie!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on September 7, 2009
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Royal Doulton Really Pulled An ‘Oops!’

Over Christmas, my family was invited to a lovely dinner over at my brother’s new in-law’s home.   Somewhere between the main course and dessert, we were talking about Christmas decorations and my lovely sister-in-law’s mother pulled out this piece by Royal Doulton.  At first glance, everything seems completely fine.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 31, 2008
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