Meerkat Three Kings. Apparently the Meerkat Nativity is a bit of an annual tradition. I love these guys:

Is it blasphemous to imagine the 3 magic kings to be exactly like this – adorable, ground-dwelling mammals?
{Source} $89

“I got you an iPod!”

Oh, no, it’s an eye-pod! Not only a bad pun, but kinda creepy, too, as a bonus.
{Source} Only $30, but the disappointment is priceless.

I’m a bit of a safety nut. I’m always anticipating the worst thing that could happen. Basically, I’m my father’s daughter. So when I saw this chunky glass choker:

My first thought was “I hope that thing is tempered! What if it broke? What if you tripped? What if someone knocked into you? Oh, the humanity!”

I can personally guarantee you that no one will be wearing anything close to it! Only you!

Ya think?

{Source} $750, any glass removal surgery extra

Oh, it’s Southwestern, is it? So it isn’t meant to resemble a giant ball of poo, then? Because it bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that came out of my dog:

{Source} $75.00 Ho ho ho

I present: The Louse, an original work of art.

{Source} Only $8.00. In Living Color.