Modge podge mod podge hodge podge Fancy fuckin’ glue, check.

Weird, spray painted green body, check.

Mussel shells, check.

Oh and yes! Coat hanger wire nipples!

Add a Christmas tree, and it’s PERFECTION!

Treated mussel shell wings make ANGEL ORNAMENT 1 a truly unique hand made decoration that will endure for many years! A sweet vintage image tops the enameled angel body (yes, angels have boobies, too!), and an antique distressed chain or wire serve as a unique hanger. ANGEL ORNAMENT 1 was hand cut from heavy duty copper sheeting, then enameled front & back in my studio kiln.

Thanks Charity!!

EDITED TO ADD: But! Wait! There’s more!

You can buy a personalized version! As if it wasn’t wonderful enough to have a nipply angel on your tree, but you can also have one that looks like YOU or a family member!

Though, it may be a little uncomfortable when your mother-in-law opens her Christmas gift and sees her nipples face staring back at her.

For a mere $40+ dollars, I’m certain her expression would be worth it.

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This Steiff Teddy Bear image is perfect as a vintage style Christmas ornament. He looks like royalty wearing his Dresden gold crown. His body is a vintage gold glass ball ornament, his arms and legs are bumpy chenille, his decorations are pretty trims and a Dresden star.

This ornament will look great on a Christmas feather or tinsel tree.

It’s all yours! Take it away in the comments fair readers.

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Vintage alphabet blocks and vintage pipe cleaners (vintage pipe cleaners?  really?) make for a great holiday themed tree block thing.  Especially when you have Bambi’s brown star in the shot.  Good job.

No really.  Good job.

Christmas Scorpion approves.

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I have no words.  Use yours.

Thanks Charlie!

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Over Christmas, my family was invited to a lovely dinner over at my brother’s new in-law’s home.   Somewhere between the main course and dessert, we were talking about Christmas decorations and my lovely sister-in-law’s mother pulled out this piece by Royal Doulton.  At first glance, everything seems completely fine.

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