Craftastrophe » Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional

Eye see you

suebob — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:54:20 +0000

I’ll admit I love dear one-eyed dogs. Or three-legged dogs. Or old white-muzzled dogs gimping along on stiff legs. Ok, I’m a sucker for dogs.

The idea of an eye patch for a one-eyed dog is kinda cute. An empty eye socket can look kind of scary, and a little cover…ok, I can see it. But what I can’t see (no pun intended) is an eye patch with an EYE embroidered on it. A human eye. With fake eyelashes:

And of course no human-eyed dog eye patch collection would be complete without a holiday version”

{Source} Just $20 creepy the-eyes-are-following-me dollars.

Not the same, but still fun:

After all the Christmas presents are delivered…

suebob — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 16:16:01 +0000

After all the Christmas presents are delivered, Santa and Mrs. Claus get down to business.

Hope you got everything you wanted for Christmas.
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Not the same, but still fun:

A Surprise from Santa!

suebob — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000

Hey kids, Santa has a surprise for you! Just pull the ribbon to open up and find out what he has…in his lap!

{Source} $4800. Nothing a lifetime of therapy won’t cure.

Merry Christmas, everyone, from your friendly wackjobs here at Craftastrophe. We hope Santa brings you something handmade and not terribly awful.

Not the same, but still fun:

Totally Does Not Look Like Any Yeti I Have Ever Seen

suebob — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:35:27 +0000

The countdown continues with another nativity scene – Yetis this time. Because nothing says “Birth of Jesus” like a large, hairy, Himalaya-dwelling wolf-God-man.
Though after a week of Meerkat Wise Men, Pinto Bean Holy Families, and scary Jazz Hands, I must say nothing surprises me anymore.
{Source} $85 or whatever that is in Tibetan Srang.

Not the same, but still fun:

I Diagnose Holiday Confusion Syndrome

suebob — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:26:48 +0000

Somewhere between “Away in a Manger” and “Frosty the Snowman,” something fell through the cracks.

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Not the same, but still fun:

We Three Kings with Big Eyes Who Live Underground

suebob — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 02:56:09 +0000

Meerkat Three Kings. Apparently the Meerkat Nativity is a bit of an annual tradition. I love these guys:

Is it blasphemous to imagine the 3 magic kings to be exactly like this – adorable, ground-dwelling mammals?
{Source} $89

Not the same, but still fun:

Christmas Shopping: Disappoint Your Gadget-Loving Friend

suebob — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:40:09 +0000

“I got you an iPod!”

Oh, no, it’s an eye-pod! Not only a bad pun, but kinda creepy, too, as a bonus.
{Source} Only $30, but the disappointment is priceless.

Not the same, but still fun:

Do It Yourself Tracheotomy Kit

suebob — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 14:22:34 +0000

I’m a bit of a safety nut. I’m always anticipating the worst thing that could happen. Basically, I’m my father’s daughter. So when I saw this chunky glass choker:

My first thought was “I hope that thing is tempered! What if it broke? What if you tripped? What if someone knocked into you? Oh, the humanity!”

I can personally guarantee you that no one will be wearing anything close to it! Only you!

Ya think?

{Source} $750, any glass removal surgery extra

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Oh Crapmass Tree

suebob — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 12:00:02 +0000

Oh, it’s Southwestern, is it? So it isn’t meant to resemble a giant ball of poo, then? Because it bears an unfortunate resemblance to something that came out of my dog:

{Source} $75.00 Ho ho ho

Not the same, but still fun:

Christmas Gift: For the Ex Who Refuses to Pay Child Support

suebob — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 12:00:18 +0000

I present: The Louse, an original work of art.

{Source} Only $8.00. In Living Color.