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kettle Shut up and drink your tea

I *suppose* you could use it as a tea pot if you really want. But. Dude? Seriously? Are you sure you haven’t been smoking that tea instead?

Inscribed in colorful glaze on the interior of the teapot chamber is “Coffee, Tea…or me?”

kettle2 Shut up and drink your tea

Uh. Wha?

Do you know how much coffee I could buy for 395 dollars?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on January 5, 2010
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional, Podunk Pottery |
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Seriously, I don’t think this post even needs a title, BUT IF I DON’T PUT ONE UP HERE IT WILL JUST BE ALL BLANK AND WEIRD.

jesusface Seriously, I dont think this post even needs a title, BUT IF I DONT PUT ONE UP HERE IT WILL JUST BE ALL BLANK AND WEIRD.  As if the title wasn’t long enough.

Are you ready for this?

Okay.

Aaaannnnd.

Go!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 16, 2009
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional, We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
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Guess the Christmas Craft!

Okay folks, whattya think this is?

bird Guess the Christmas Craft!

Got a guess?  Click through to find out if you’re right!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 8, 2009
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional |
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Go buck yourself!

chiapet Go buck yourself!

Is it just me, or does the green glitter look more like a Chia-Pet?

chia Go buck yourself!

description chiabuck Go buck yourself!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 7, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional |
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Just what my festive Christmas decor was missing…

Cardinal Cats.

I prefer to call them Christmacats.

You’re welcome.

cardinalcats Just what my festive Christmas decor was missing...

A Male & Female Cardinal Cat sitting on a snowy tree branch in an evergreen forest with snow capped mountains in the distance…
These are low resolution scans so they don’t show the best detail. The painting is much more vivid, detailed and higher quality than the scan can show. I have included close up pictures.

Much more vivid, detailed and higher quality? Grrrrreeat.

But wait. A Male & Female Cardinal Cat? Just one? Or are they supposed to be hermaphrodite cats? *confused*

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 6, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional |
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