I’ll admit I love dear one-eyed dogs. Or three-legged dogs. Or old white-muzzled dogs gimping along on stiff legs. Ok, I’m a sucker for dogs.

The idea of an eye patch for a one-eyed dog is kinda cute. An empty eye socket can look kind of scary, and a little cover…ok, I can see it. But what I can’t see (no pun intended) is an eye patch with an EYE embroidered on it. A human eye. With fake eyelashes:

And of course no human-eyed dog eye patch collection would be complete without a holiday version”

{Source} Just $20 creepy the-eyes-are-following-me dollars.

After all the Christmas presents are delivered, Santa and Mrs. Claus get down to business.

Hope you got everything you wanted for Christmas.
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Hey kids, Santa has a surprise for you! Just pull the ribbon to open up and find out what he has…in his lap!

{Source} $4800. Nothing a lifetime of therapy won’t cure.

Merry Christmas, everyone, from your friendly wackjobs here at Craftastrophe. We hope Santa brings you something handmade and not terribly awful.

The countdown continues with another nativity scene – Yetis this time. Because nothing says “Birth of Jesus” like a large, hairy, Himalaya-dwelling wolf-God-man.
Though after a week of Meerkat Wise Men, Pinto Bean Holy Families, and scary Jazz Hands, I must say nothing surprises me anymore.
{Source} $85 or whatever that is in Tibetan Srang.

Somewhere between “Away in a Manger” and “Frosty the Snowman,” something fell through the cracks.

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