George Carlin, looking PISSED. I don’t think I’d want to share my home with him.

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Dick Cheney as a jailbird. Hanging on your tree. That’s sure to cause hours of family merriment.

{Source} $100 marked down from $150. This is a collector’s item, folks. But my neighbor collects old tires in his back yard, so I guess collecting is in the mind of the beholder.

PS Yes, I know it is April.

I just had to share this, given the post of the other day about babies in bow ties: more proof that babies hate them. Look at this kid – he doesn’t even have to use his words to tell it like it is!

Little man is mad! Little man is scornful! Little man just wants his jammies back!

{Source} $29.99 and a tyke’s eternal scorn

Can we not get an innoculation against this sort of thing? First it was snowmen dressed like the Holy Family, now Easter Claus:

It looks like they aren’t going to stop, either:

Designing Santa Claus is so much fun that I can’t limit myself to just having Christmas Santa gourds, so I decided to create them for all the holidays. Easter Claus is one of the first of many seasonal Santas.

I guess the saving grace is that the person actually has artistic talent.
{Source} The not-so-saving grace is that it will set you back $650

I’ll admit I love dear one-eyed dogs. Or three-legged dogs. Or old white-muzzled dogs gimping along on stiff legs. Ok, I’m a sucker for dogs.

The idea of an eye patch for a one-eyed dog is kinda cute. An empty eye socket can look kind of scary, and a little cover…ok, I can see it. But what I can’t see (no pun intended) is an eye patch with an EYE embroidered on it. A human eye. With fake eyelashes:

And of course no human-eyed dog eye patch collection would be complete without a holiday version”

{Source} Just $20 creepy the-eyes-are-following-me dollars.