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Deck the Halls with …placenta??

newbornwplacenta 199x300 Deck the Halls with ...placenta??

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 18, 2008
For The Insane, Holiday! Celebrate!, Knitting Nightmare, Ornamental Psychosis, Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong, Um. WTF?, We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
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You Better Not Pout, You Better Not Cry Or This Here Santa Will Kick You in The Eye

Nothing will make little children cry more than a defaced and all ’round jacked up Santa. Could you just imagine the kids waking up bright and early Christmas day to this cracked out Santa staring them down?

santa You Better Not Pout, You Better Not Cry Or This Here Santa Will Kick You in The Eye

(Would I be evil if I laughed at that mental picture? Because I totally did.)

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 17, 2008
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
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Santa Brings the Booze, Jesus Brings The LOLZ

I wish this came in a pack of 20 (for less than $3.50 a card since I’m not digging into my Christmas booze fund that deeply), because I would not hesitate to send these puppies out!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer…

shotgun shell wreath 300x298 Grandma got run over by a reindeer...

A big thankyou to Andrea for this find!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 16, 2008
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional, Holiday! Celebrate!, Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong, Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall, We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
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Ornamental Christmas Angel (Also Known As The Transvestite Bedazzled Hooker)

christmas ornament doll Ornamental Christmas Angel (Also Known As The Transvestite Bedazzled Hooker)

Viva la Christmas Crazies! because when Christmas comes around for some reason people suddenly believe they’ve got some amazingly crafty talents. So amazing, in fact, they can create just about anything; so long as they can find something red, something with glitter, and sateen.

Not satin. Sateen.

This doll angel hot mess of a transvestite hooker appears to be wearing a unitard with a tutu a la sateen.

(Unitard is just about the BEST word ever. Unitard. Just say it over and over. It gets funnier each time. Unitard.)

Its hair shimmering in the flash of the camera, the bedazzled necklace PIERCED INTO ITS BODY.

The make up? Blush? Um. AWESOME.

I think I did my make-up like that when I snuck into my mom’s drawer when I was younger. You know you’ve done it. The transvestite hot mess of blush spots, applied with lipstick causing stains that no amount of baby wipes can remove.

I now hold a special place in my heart for this craftastrophe. This bedazzled transvestite hooker.

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 9, 2008
Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong, We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy |
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