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Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} 00. Nothing a lifetime of therapy won't cure. Merry Christmas, everyone, from your friendly wackjobs here at Craftastrophe. We hope Santa brings you something handmade and not terribly awful.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/feed/ 0 Totally Does Not Look Like Any Yeti I Have Ever Seen http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/totally-yeti/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/totally-yeti/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:35:27 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8387 Yeti nativity

Though after a week of Meerkat Wise Men, Pinto Bean Holy Families, and scary Jazz Hands, I must say nothing surprises me anymore. {Source} or whatever that is in Tibetan Srang.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/totally-yeti/feed/ 0 Hand Me That Nativity http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/nativity-hands/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/nativity-hands/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:54:26 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8369 A stuffed hand with nativity painted on it

A stuffed hand with nativity painted on it

{Source} . Nightmares about being strangled in your sleep, free. ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/nativity-hands/feed/ 0 I’ve Bean Thinking About Christmas http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/holy-frijoles/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/holy-frijoles/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:10:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8367 Pinto Bean Nativity

{Source} Only . About the price of a burrito, chips and a drink. ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/holy-frijoles/feed/ 0 It’s Gonna Be a Cold, Cold Christmas http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/wire-nativity/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/wire-nativity/#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:06:06 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8373 "mother" made of wire, and the poor baby monkeys still clung to the wire mother, looking for comfort?

This "nativity" is for that guy. {Source} . Get one for all the cold, withholding people in your life!]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/wire-nativity/feed/ 2 We Three Kings with Big Eyes Who Live Underground http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/kings-big-eyes-live-underground/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/kings-big-eyes-live-underground/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 02:56:09 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8363 3 kings for the Nativity - but they're also meerkats

3 kings for the Nativity - but they're also meerkats

Is it blasphemous to imagine the 3 magic kings to be exactly like this - adorable, ground-dwelling mammals? {Source} ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/kings-big-eyes-live-underground/feed/ 2 Have You Been Naughty, or Nice? Both? http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/naughty-nice/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/naughty-nice/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:40:53 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8338 Christmas ornament asks Santa for Orgasms

Christmas ornament asks Santa for Orgasms

{Source} Priceless.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/naughty-nice/feed/ 0 Because People Who Make Fun of Crafts Have Got to Stick Together…not sure why, but we do http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/people-fun-crafts-stick-togethernot/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/people-fun-crafts-stick-togethernot/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:24:55 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8292 apparently fixed now. There's another site that makes fun of crafts. You may have heard of it - it is called Regretsy. Yes, I know it is a lot more famous than Craftastrophe (but we were here first, so neener neener). Yes, I know they have a book. Yes, I know they donate all their proceeds to charity. WAIT. They may TRY to donate all of their profits to charity, such as buying presents for children at Christmas, but THANK GOODNESS we have PayPal to stop them! Go read this post. It is enough to make you want to knit something from cat hair, or to make earrings out of squirrel feet. Or something. If you want to help them out by sending a few emails to PayPal on their behalf - and on behalf of children who will be without toys at Christmas - it's no skin off my crafts-making-fun-of-nose. Even if they are more popular. ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/people-fun-crafts-stick-togethernot/feed/ 0 Christmas Gift: For the Ex Who Refuses to Pay Child Support http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/#comments Thu, 24 Nov 2011 12:00:18 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8205 Painting of a Louse

{Source} Only .00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 A bird is a bird is worth two in the bush or something like that. http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} $4800. Nothing a lifetime of therapy won't cure. Merry Christmas, everyone, from your friendly wackjobs here at Craftastrophe. We hope Santa brings you something handmade and not terribly awful.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Only .00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 A bird is a bird is worth two in the bush or something like that. http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/totally-yeti/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/totally-yeti/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:35:27 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8387 Yeti nativity

Though after a week of Meerkat Wise Men, Pinto Bean Holy Families, and scary Jazz Hands, I must say nothing surprises me anymore. {Source} $85 or whatever that is in Tibetan Srang.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/totally-yeti/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Only .00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 A bird is a bird is worth two in the bush or something like that. http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/nativity-hands/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/nativity-hands/#comments Thu, 22 Dec 2011 13:54:26 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8369 A stuffed hand with nativity painted on it

{Source} $20. Nightmares about being strangled in your sleep, free. ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/nativity-hands/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Only .00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 A bird is a bird is worth two in the bush or something like that. http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/holy-frijoles/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/holy-frijoles/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:10:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8367 Pinto Bean Nativity

{Source} Only $10. About the price of a burrito, chips and a drink. ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/holy-frijoles/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Only .00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 A bird is a bird is worth two in the bush or something like that. http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/wire-nativity/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/wire-nativity/#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:06:06 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8373 "mother" made of wire, and the poor baby monkeys still clung to the wire mother, looking for comfort?

This "nativity" is for that guy. {Source} $10. Get one for all the cold, withholding people in your life!]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/wire-nativity/feed/ 2 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

Is it blasphemous to imagine the 3 magic kings to be exactly like this - adorable, ground-dwelling mammals? {Source} $89 ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/kings-big-eyes-live-underground/feed/ 2 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Only .00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 A bird is a bird is worth two in the bush or something like that. http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/naughty-nice/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/naughty-nice/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:40:53 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8338 Christmas ornament asks Santa for Orgasms

{Source} Priceless.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/naughty-nice/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Only .00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 A bird is a bird is worth two in the bush or something like that. http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/people-fun-crafts-stick-togethernot/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/people-fun-crafts-stick-togethernot/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:24:55 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8292 apparently fixed now. There's another site that makes fun of crafts. You may have heard of it - it is called Regretsy. Yes, I know it is a lot more famous than Craftastrophe (but we were here first, so neener neener). Yes, I know they have a book. Yes, I know they donate all their proceeds to charity. WAIT. They may TRY to donate all of their profits to charity, such as buying presents for children at Christmas, but THANK GOODNESS we have PayPal to stop them! Go read this post. It is enough to make you want to knit something from cat hair, or to make earrings out of squirrel feet. Or something. If you want to help them out by sending a few emails to PayPal on their behalf - and on behalf of children who will be without toys at Christmas - it's no skin off my crafts-making-fun-of-nose. Even if they are more popular. ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/people-fun-crafts-stick-togethernot/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Only $8.00. In Living Color.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/christmas-gift-refuses-pay-child-support/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » We Wish You a Merry Christmas…and Minimal Therapy http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Surprise from Santa! http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/surprise-santa/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 05:31:58 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8392 Carved wooden santa chair

{Source} Six geese a-laying

{Source} Two Turtle Doves

{Source} And a partridge in a pear tree.

{Source} As my dear old grandfather said, "They all looks the same, lovey," {he had a metric butt tonne of grandkids and often called me Graeme. Ironically we never knew anyone called Graeme}... and it is the thought that counts. Kelley - who is deeply disturbed by these cards because OMG THEY ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME FAMILY! Let alone genus or species... *rocks wildly in the corner wailing about the future of our children if Etsy sellers don't know their Columbidae from their gawd damn Anatidae*]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/bird-bird-worth-bush/feed/ 4