Hey kids, Santa has a surprise for you! Just pull the ribbon to open up and find out what he has...in his lap! {Source} $4800. Nothing a lifetime of therapy won't cure. Merry Christmas, everyone, from your friendly wackjobs here at Craftastrophe. We hope Santa brings you something handmade and not terribly awful.

The countdown continues with another nativity scene - Yetis this time. Because nothing says "Birth of Jesus" like a large, hairy, Himalaya-dwelling wolf-God-man. Though after a week of Meerkat Wise Men, Pinto Bean Holy Families, and scary Jazz Hands, I must say nothing surprises me anymore. {Source} $85 or whatever that is in Tibetan Srang.

So many nativities, so few that are truly creepy. Oh, wait. It's a hand. It's a nativity. It's a HANDTIVITY! Also, somehow way creepy out of proportion to what it is. {Source} $20. Nightmares about being strangled in your sleep, free.

Nativity made of Pinto Beans. For those chili holidays. Sorry. Could not resist. {Source} Only $10. About the price of a burrito, chips and a drink.

Remember those experiments where the psychologist gave rhesus monkeys who were deprived of their mothers a "mother" made of wire, and the poor baby monkeys still clung to the wire mother, looking for comfort? This "nativity" is for that guy. {Source} $10. Get one for all the cold, withholding people in your life!