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Shoe Fly, Don’t Bother Me!

This makes me think about that kid Sid from Toy Story. The one that dismantles his sisters toys and makes scary creations. Except this one isn’t all that scary. In fact, I think I’d prefer this kinda fly as opposed to those dirty ugly poop eating things. And horseflies if they looked like this – at least that way you’d see those buggers coming!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 6, 2008
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Bow-Chicka-Wow-Ribbit!

Once sunny spring day and college friend and I were driving down a side road when we came upon a ‘T’ intersection. Ahead of us were two dogs running, barking and chasing each other through the yard. I didn’t think anything of it until I glanced down the road to look for traffic, then back towards the dogs. Just as I looked back, one mounted the other and they were doin’ the dirty right there!

We couldn’t contain the laughter. Tears were streaming down our faces as we watched these two dogs get it on.

I don’t know what it is, but animals doing The Deed always make me break out in hysterics.

Kinda like these two little horny toads.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 5, 2008
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Horn of (Missing the) Plenty

When someone says cornucopia I envision corns. On your feet. Needless to say, I hate that word. I prefer Horn of Plenty.

Though, horn still sounds like corn. Whatevs.

But this? This horn of plenty is missing one thing.

The PLENTY.

cornicopia Horn of (Missing the) Plenty

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 26, 2008
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I am the Master of Peeing in a Cup

With all the prenatal appointments requiring urine samples I’ve become the Master of the Cup Pee.I remember when I was pregnant with my first and super huge I was so not The Master. My belly was huge and in the way as I tried to aim my pee stream into the tiny little cup provided. It was like playing Whack-a-Mole with a stream of liquid: just not sure what direction it’s going to go! Needless to say, majority of it was on my hand rather than in the cup.

Second kid though? I think I perfected my ninja skills – with a ginormous belly in the way, sitting on the toilet, peeing into a sample cup and not getting any on me? Master!

I think that’s why I have a soft spot for this one.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 20, 2008
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A Tray Is a Tray Is a Tray

Unless of course you create a lost world filled with glitter, eye balls and random broken crap from your kids’ toy box.

tray A Tray Is a Tray Is a Tray

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 17, 2008
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