This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear |

Where once fashionable teapots go to die…
Thanks Danielle!
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This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear |


Where once fashionable teapots go to die…
Thanks Danielle!
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It’s a dino-sword-’ohorsea-boom.
No. Really. WTF is this supposed to be?
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When I think Monet, I think unique, colourful, beauty, peaceful – and most of all – ART.
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I’m sorry to say, this item? Shows NONE of those attributes.
I’m curious to know what Monet would think of this creation inspired by his work.
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“She never uses this one. I bet she won’t even notice it’s gone… This is going to be so awesome! She’s going to love it. This and the cutlery from the china cabinet? She hasn’t used that in forever! So amazing. I’m brilliant!”
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“Honey! Have you seen my tea pot? The Jones’ are going to be here soon! I need the good tea pot. I can’t serve Betty tea is this old thing. I’ll be the talk of the euchre club. – Speaking of the tea pot, all my cutlery is gone too!”
“Nope, sweetie! Haven’t seen them.”
*whispers* Ah crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
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This puts a whole new meaning to the phrase “walk all over me”…
At first I thought it was a blow up doll. I mean, we have featured those before.
But it’s not.
It. Is. So. Not.
The pain staking amount of work that was put into this project is truly awe inspiring. The features? The hair? The eyes?
AMAZING.
I’d love to put this in my living room and see the faces of my guests as they turn the corner and see a skin rug staring back at them, mouth a gape.
But I’m pretty sure it would also land me in a padded room after my basement was inspected for a secret well complete with a pulley system and a basket filled with lotions.
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Now it places the lotion in the basket.
It places the lotion in the basket.
PUT THE F*CKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
*shudder*
Chrissy Conant’s talent is truly amazing. Creepy, but amazing. Go check out her portfolio, especially Chrissy Caviar. Um… WOW.
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