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Washed in the blood of this cake

Just in time for Easter, a cake that takes the symbols of the season to a disturbing new level.

Bleeding Lamb Cake

A lamb cake. A cake that is meant to be decapitated. And then it bleeds jam.

Cutting the lamb's head off

Happy Easter, kids!

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Suebob does not think desserts should scare the children.

Posted by suebob on March 11, 2010
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Teapot Heaven is in my grandma’s basement. I’ve seen it.

teapotlamp Teapot Heaven is in my grandmas basement. Ive seen it.
Where once fashionable teapots go to die…

Thanks Danielle!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 27, 2009
This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear |
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What they don’t teach you in Biology class

mixedanimalpart What they dont teach you in Biology class

It’s a dino-sword-’ohorsea-boom.

No. Really. WTF is this supposed to be?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 12, 2009
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Monet Inspired?

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When I think Monet, I think unique, colourful, beauty, peaceful – and most of all – ART.

MonetImpression Monet Inspired?

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I’m sorry to say, this item? Shows NONE of those attributes.

monetinspired Monet Inspired?

I’m curious to know what Monet would think of this creation inspired by his work.

flowermonet Monet Inspired?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on
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Whatever you do, do NOT touch the good silver

“She never uses this one. I bet she won’t even notice it’s gone… This is going to be so awesome! She’s going to love it. This and the cutlery from the china cabinet? She hasn’t used that in forever! So amazing. I’m brilliant!”

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“Honey! Have you seen my tea pot? The Jones’ are going to be here soon! I need the good tea pot. I can’t serve Betty tea is this old thing. I’ll be the talk of the euchre club. – Speaking of the tea pot, all my cutlery is gone too!”

“Nope, sweetie! Haven’t seen them.”

*whispers* Ah crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!

teapot chimes Whatever you do, do NOT touch the good silver

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 28, 2009
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