Of all the incarnations of Marlyn Monroe, this gourd birdhouse does the most justice to her charisma, grace, and iconic figure.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and curates a no-gourds-allowed craft show called Market Day.

The artist as clairvoyant? Surely this art was made before Radar Online published tapes that it claims are Mel Gibson threatening to burn down his ex-GF and baby-momma’s house.

Yet she called it “Lethal Christ.” Coincidence? Ooooooh-eeeeeee-oooooh.

A Lethal Weapon-inspired illustration of Danny Glover as the Virgin Mary and Mel Gibson as baby Jesus.

Yeah, of course. Makes sense. And Baby Mel Jesus is SO attractive.

Just like the real guy. I shouldn’t make fun. There was a day – long, long ago, mind you – that I thought Mel was hotter than a Plutonium Sandwich.

Sigh. Those days are gone. But you can still have a beautiful piece of religious iconography if you buy this. I wonder how Danny Glover feels about being cast as the Blessed Virgin Mary?

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Suebob has moved on. She hopes Oksana does, too.

As Twilight fever grips the world (yes, AGAIN), tweens and sexually frustrated soccer moms (and maybe the occasional Craftastrophe writer) will spend the next two days consumed by vampire and werewolf filled daydreams. Where oh where can these poor, tormented ladies find solace?

Why with their own personal Manllow!  Duh.

Meet Eddie Mullen.  (Try and ignore the fact that he looks more like Adam Lambert with a fat lip than Robert Pattinson.)

Manllow: half man, half pillow.

Forget the sensitive Mr. Cullen who protects damsels in distress from oncoming vehicles, there’s a new vamp in town. Meet Mullen, Eddie Mullen. He’s a little dark and a little depressed, but that makes him all the more perfect to cuddle with. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Eddie Mullen Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Based on the state of that tee, I’m going to assume he’s already had a nasty run in with the werewolves.  Clearly the pea coat didn’t survive.

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Do you ever wonder what Bob Saget’s nightmares look like?  I’m pretty sure they are filled with haunting twin faces only slightly creepier than those of these dolls.

Look at those eyes.  Can’t you almost hear them calling?  “Bob…how can you hate us, Bob?  You promised you’d come to the premier of our latest straight-to-DVD movie.  But you didn’t, Bob.  You know our entertainment empire rakes in more money in a single quarter than you’ve made in your entire career, don’t you Bob?  You shouldn’t have wronged us.  We’ve come for your soul, Bob.  Now hold still…”

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When not scouring the interwebz for creepy soul-sucking dolls, Elly Lou rambles at BugginWord.com.

Oh, look! Start jumping on your couch, because Tom Cruise, outspoken opponent of mental illness, psychology and anti-depressants, appears to be dabbling in pottery!

Tom Cruise thinks you're being glib.

Why not head on over to your local Scientology Center and pick one up today! Go there for the cup, leave with some of their old-fashioned crazy. Win-win, that.

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