As Twilight fever grips the world (yes, AGAIN), tweens and sexually frustrated soccer moms (and maybe the occasional Craftastrophe writer) will spend the next two days consumed by vampire and werewolf filled daydreams. Where oh where can these poor, tormented ladies find solace?

Why with their own personal Manllow!  Duh.

Meet Eddie Mullen.  (Try and ignore the fact that he looks more like Adam Lambert with a fat lip than Robert Pattinson.)

Manllow: half man, half pillow.

Forget the sensitive Mr. Cullen who protects damsels in distress from oncoming vehicles, there’s a new vamp in town. Meet Mullen, Eddie Mullen. He’s a little dark and a little depressed, but that makes him all the more perfect to cuddle with. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Eddie Mullen Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Based on the state of that tee, I’m going to assume he’s already had a nasty run in with the werewolves.  Clearly the pea coat didn’t survive.

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Do you ever wonder what Bob Saget’s nightmares look like?  I’m pretty sure they are filled with haunting twin faces only slightly creepier than those of these dolls.

Look at those eyes.  Can’t you almost hear them calling?  “Bob…how can you hate us, Bob?  You promised you’d come to the premier of our latest straight-to-DVD movie.  But you didn’t, Bob.  You know our entertainment empire rakes in more money in a single quarter than you’ve made in your entire career, don’t you Bob?  You shouldn’t have wronged us.  We’ve come for your soul, Bob.  Now hold still…”

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When not scouring the interwebz for creepy soul-sucking dolls, Elly Lou rambles at BugginWord.com.

Oh, look! Start jumping on your couch, because Tom Cruise, outspoken opponent of mental illness, psychology and anti-depressants, appears to be dabbling in pottery!

Tom Cruise thinks you're being glib.

Why not head on over to your local Scientology Center and pick one up today! Go there for the cup, leave with some of their old-fashioned crazy. Win-win, that.

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They say you can never have too much bacon. I wasn’t aware, though, that you can also never have too much Kevin Bacon.

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Suebob has been a vegetarian since 1986, but sometimes she misses bacon just a tiny bit. Ok, a lot.

A reminder from your friends at Craftastrophe – please don’t drink too much green beer today, or you’ll end up looking like this:

Or you may make a drunken mistake, get online and end up spending $175 on something like this:

Why, yes, that IS the Conan O’Brien dollhouse miniature leprechaun you had always wanted! It must be the luck of the Irish.

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Suebob does not look good in green.