I’m beginning to think you people are making this shit to purposefully get on Craftastrophe.  This is worse than Katy Perry’s whipped cream bra.

Okay, no it isn’t.  But it’s still really fucking weird.

Do you think this is what Courtney Love had in mind when she sang, “I am…Doll Parts…”?

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Renee is at a loss for words.

Want a mask that will make you look *just* like Cheech Marin?

How about Tommy Chong?

Or Both?

Wait no longer.  Well, as long as you have $42,000 for each one.  Because CLEARLY THE ARTIST IS HIGH.

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That’s a pretty good likeness of Caroline Rhea.

Oh, wait–what?

Miley Cyrus?

You are fucking kidding.

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Renee likes her jeans blue.

Of all the incarnations of Marlyn Monroe, this gourd birdhouse does the most justice to her charisma, grace, and iconic figure.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and curates a no-gourds-allowed craft show called Market Day.

The artist as clairvoyant? Surely this art was made before Radar Online published tapes that it claims are Mel Gibson threatening to burn down his ex-GF and baby-momma’s house.

Yet she called it “Lethal Christ.” Coincidence? Ooooooh-eeeeeee-oooooh.

A Lethal Weapon-inspired illustration of Danny Glover as the Virgin Mary and Mel Gibson as baby Jesus.

Yeah, of course. Makes sense. And Baby Mel Jesus is SO attractive.

Just like the real guy. I shouldn’t make fun. There was a day – long, long ago, mind you – that I thought Mel was hotter than a Plutonium Sandwich.

Sigh. Those days are gone. But you can still have a beautiful piece of religious iconography if you buy this. I wonder how Danny Glover feels about being cast as the Blessed Virgin Mary?

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Suebob has moved on. She hopes Oksana does, too.