Craftastrophe » Celebrities Give Me Hives

Golden Girls want BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS

suebob — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:00:56 +0000

Ah, those warm moments in front of the television, laughing at the gentle humor of Rose, Sophia, Blanche and Dorothy. Those moments when no one gave a thought that the funny old ladies might come eat their brains.

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Not the same, but still fun:

It’s Justin Bieber Friday!

suebob — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:16:26 +0000

It’s Justin Bieber Friday here at Craftastrophe. Imagine the excitement.

This is so hawwwwt – something with Justin’s face on it that you can smear on YOUR face. Be still my heart.
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Justin Bieber tutu set. Please note: there is no evidence that Justin Bieber ever wore this tutu.

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And now for the piéce de resistance, or as my sister would say with no French accent whatsoever “Piece of Resistance.” Hold on to your pants, ladies – Justin Bieber SHIRTLESS.

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I know, I know – you need to go stand in front of the freezer with the door open. You’re not alone – no woman can resist the sexayness of Justin Bieber.

Not the same, but still fun:

Christmas Gift: For Your Prim, Racist Aunt

suebob — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:00:51 +0000

Just a little something to make the couch look extra cozy.

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I don’t know why this one makes me laugh so hard. Tupac was an artist, a visionary – but one thing I DON’T think he could have ever envisioned was seeing his face larger-than-life on a throw pillow.

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Mythbusted

suebob — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 11:00:00 +0000

Crafts keep getting more awesome.

If you’re a Mythbusters fan, get out the embroidery hoop!

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It’s Kardashian Friday!

suebob — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:45:06 +0000

Because there is such a vacuum of news about the Kardashians, Craftastrophe is here to help fill the empty gaping Kardashian news hole!

You’re welcome!

First up, a button of Naked Kim Kardashian. I added daisies to cover the naughty bits. If you want to see the whole naked thing, click the source link below to see her in all her glory.

Yeah, I know I left half of her buttcrack hanging out. So sue me.

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If Nekkid Kim isn’t to your liking, perhaps an original portrait, complete with extremely scary eyelashes and lipstick?

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Let’s not give Kim all the glory. Here’s a Perler bead portrait of her sis, Khloe Kardashian:

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Then there’s my favorite: Cthulhu Kardashian:

Ridiculous! Everyone knows if it were real, it would have to be spelled Kthulhu Kardashian!

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#Winning!

sam {temptingmama} — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 00:40:13 +0000

Um, #winning!

More #winning.

Perfect for movie buff or renaissance/pirate enthusiast. I read: Totally, bi-winning!

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A Wild and Crazy Guy

suebob — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 18:00:54 +0000

The question comes to mind: Steve Martin – frightened, constipated, or both? Please leave your answers in the comments section.

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Suebob has a high-fiber breakfast cereal recipe that can cure all that.

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Happy Birthday To Me!

Renee — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 18:00:30 +0000

That’s right–today is my birthday.

My 30th birthday.

And to commemorate this momentous occasion, I’ve found not one, not two, not three (which would make more sense) but FOUR awesomely bad crafts for your tastrophe, all of which feature the number 30 in their titles.

Number 1: The 30-inch bar wreath.

Photographed beside a wood stove to give you a better idea of its dimensions, this wreath of old bar trash promises to be “a great addition to any house that it hangs in.” And for $10,000, it’d better be!

Number 2: My favorite, the 30X30 inch Dog Portrait as Celebrity.

Realistic dog portraits portraying them as celebrity’s.
I also will paint your dog as your favorite celebrity!
I promise they will put a smile on your face.

Somewhere along the line, this person failed to grasp the concept of realism. Sheep Dog Johnny Depp=Not realistic. Selling a Sheep Dog Johnny Depp for $1500=Also not realistic.

Number 3: the size 30 Chandelier Crystal Feather Rosebud Jeans.

I know what you’re thinking. “Sure, they’re worth every bit of the $875 price tag, but wherever would I wear them?!

In Alabama apparently there’s only one word to describe this style: bridal.

And last but definitely not least, Number 4: the 42X30 Scalawag the Pirate Chiefs Friend Resurrected Jeans.

I guess the person who made these jeans felt that if they were going to charge nearly $600 a pair, these jeans better come $600 worth of name. Also, $600 worth of crotch attacking weapons. And probably$600 worth of jean patches.

Renee is another year older.

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A Lady Gaga…Homage

Cat Rocketship — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:00:15 +0000

Or effigy. This could be an homage or an effigy or a voodoo doll, really.

Obviously, she had to have exploding tits.

Well, that’s true.

That is my hair there – I cut it off in a hungover state about a year ago and kept it all this time, waiting for it to become useful. And now it has! I covered it in glue and wrapped it around thick needles to get the curls, then I couched it down.

I’m going to go with effigy, then. Thanks to reader Anjanette for sending this our way!

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and is really okay with the exploding tits.

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It’s Obvious Lady Gaga Loves The Crafts

He Sparkles!

Renee — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:00:38 +0000

You have to wonder what your life is coming to when you have a reason to enter the word “turd” into an Etsy search engine.

You also have to wonder what it means when a) you get results, plural and b) one of those results is Twilight inspired turd key chains.

My favorite part of this listing, though, is definitely the creator’s description, which is almost enough to make me forgive their bad taste:

You will notice that Ed-turd is a little paler and he sparkles!

Yes. Yes he does.

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Renee usually likes things that sparkle.