This is inspired by Dexter and by the idea that murderous newborns are funny.

Um, clearly you have missed the point of Dexter, and do not understand the word “funny.”

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Renee is speechless.

This scarf would make a lovely gift. It is lovely, isn’t it? So soft. And handmade.

I thought I’d love a scarf like this, until I found out what it was made of.

Possum fur (and alpaca, to be fair. But POSSUM).

POSSUM FUR.

Have you ever met a possum? I had one who used to visit my back yard to drink the black water that sometimes oozed from the compost heap. Yeah. The freakiest, most disgusting little animals on earth.

So this brings up questions. How does one get possum fur to make possum yarn?

Road kill?

Possum grooming?

Or are there…shudder…possum farms?

This scarf has raised too many bad questions in my mind for me to ever look at it the same way again. Sigh.

And it was so pretty.

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Suebob has a dog that could help her get some possums.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

was a good friend of mine

til I gave him jacked up googly eyes

and a zipper in his behind

Joy to the world

have a new change purse

Joy to the pennies

which now hop by me

Good God, this is ugly

Thanks, MorningSide Mom!

Dear readers, meet Fifiusca the crazy mare and Rufulfa the mouse…

It’s evident there was a lot of effort put into making these two, but all I can see is this:

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I’ve got another Lots to Love Berenguer baby doll.
This brand new Hispanic baby boy (at least I think he’s a boy – he’s not THAT detailed) is Alpha male, wearing a fashion forward/retro/semi-formal-casual/dumpster chiq wolf’s head costume and fur diapers.
Unlike the previous “Yo Gabba Geddes”, everything on Alpha Geddes is removable AND (get this) the wolf’s head can double as a real hat. NOW we’re stylin’.

Man, why can’t I ever find a fashion forward retro semi-formal casual dumpster chiq wolf’s head costume and fur diapers?!

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Renee thinks whoever made this is crazy town.

Renee