This shop’s toys are delightfully horrible:
{Source} Alien Elmo
If Elmo ripped apart by a giant dinosaur head isn’t enough for you, you can witness the birth of Mickey:
In case your kids ask you where cartoon characters come from.
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Who doesn’t love a teddy bear? A soft, lovey friend to keep you company in the dark, lonely nights.
Oh hell. Now why did you have to go and do that?
I’ll never sleep again.
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Halloween week continues with this lovely entry.
Kinda creepy, right? A little?
It becomes a whole lot eerier when you read this:
16×20″ maple wood mount; articulated real human arm and hand bones, dried roses, stingray stingers, birch twigs with fairy’s-cup fungus, tattered black silk, crepe, and gauze.
Real human arm and hand bones, people. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t start listening for strange noises down the hall if you hung this in your home.
thump thump thump.
It’s getting closer.
Scratch scratch scratch
RUN!!!!!!!
Yours for only $1700. Good for scaring small children and superstitious relatives.
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We all know bad children get coal in their stockings at Christmas. What do bad children get at Easter?
Behold Puddle the Funky Gypsy Fiber Art Bunny. Hm. Looks more like Puddle the Mutant Horror Movie Mexican Wrestling Luchadora Bunny to me. In any case, scary as hell.
THAT will teach them to be good, right?
What can you say about Puddle..? She is truly a unique little creation…Puddle simply adores our pet dog Pepper and will follow him around – much to his horror…Pepper reckons she is a really fierce watchdog…not a bunny lover!! Puddle sits and pines away by our window wondering why the other bunnies down come by to visit
{Source} Yours for only $180.
Suebob is baffled.
