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Creepy Rabbit Does Not Approve

creepy rabbit wreath Creepy Rabbit Does Not Approve

My good friend Ren unfortunately had a run in with this creepy rabbit wreath over Christmas.  He lost a finger and a very expensive watch.  And that was a result of making fun of the wreath to the crafter.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 3, 2010
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Rudolph the Dead Nosed Reindeer

rudolph the dead nosed reindeer Rudolph the Dead Nosed Reindeer

From the listing:

I found a blue hand painted reindeer at a thrift store… I bought it, broke it and added a used 22 bullet, some smashed waterford crystal glassware, a sea gull carcass, a little moon man, fake wolf eyes and a couple of sharks teeth to it using ‘the clay’.

Oh yeah?  Well it looks nothing like a reindeer and a lot like years of therapy ahead, dude.  Oh wait…what is that?

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 20, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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NSFW: “Almost Sunset” is Not Even Close to Being About Sunsets

I don’t get it.

I mean, when I think of sunsets, I think of this:

sunset 300x225 NSFW: Almost Sunset is Not Even Close to Being About Sunsets

I’m sure you do too.

In fact, I’m willing to bet the following images are the polar opposite of what you envision when you hear the word “sunset.”

NSFW ahead.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 15, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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No more Mr. Brown Eye!

Ever take a really great picture of your pet only to realize their chocolate starfish brown eye butt hole was front and centre?

Then this is the product for you!

reargear No more Mr. Brown Eye!

Because, like Dooce’s dear puppers, Chuck… all our fur babies could use a little cover up once and a while, couldn’t they?

modestypatch No more Mr. Brown Eye!

Now, if they could keep my dog from wiping her ass on the carpet.

Thanks Karen!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 9, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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Go buck yourself!

chiapet Go buck yourself!

Is it just me, or does the green glitter look more like a Chia-Pet?

chia Go buck yourself!

description chiabuck Go buck yourself!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 7, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional |
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