Blackbird sing in the dead of niiiiiiight….

Now I’m going to have that Blackbird song in my head all day.

Bonus crazy bluebird:

It kind of looks like it’s attacking her.

Evil! EVIL!

Now if you don’t think these will make you look like enough of a wingnut, you can also purchase a “caviar necklace.” Except the caviar are CostCo-sized.

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It’s a draining job, but someboobies gotta do it.  Tits not gonna do titself.

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This outfit is one of many unique one of a kind exotic dancewear garments that I have available. Add me to your favorites and check back often for new items.

This 2 piece ensemble comes with a shrug style jacket and flare bottom pants. The fabric is a turquoise floral shear print accented in bright turquoise boa feathers. A 70’s rockin style costume, lingerie or a fun outfit for the exotic dancer.

Sorry this outfit does not come with the pink top or a matching thong.

Don’t worry. With hotness like that? No one will notice the lack of t-shirt or thong.

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Why would anyone would pass up this armadillo purse, made from a real armadillo? 
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Awww isn’t she sweet? Whatever could be wrong with this l’il gal?

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