Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe

Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

For those days when you want to be both warm AND politically incorrect. Look out for PETA paint bombs, y'all. {Source} 5 worth of smelly carcass]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/feed/ 3 Lose the Swiffer http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/lose-swiffer/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/lose-swiffer/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:00:18 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8494 Red feather earrings

{Source} worth of Klassy]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/lose-swiffer/feed/ 2 The Eyes Follow You All Around the Room http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/8487/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/8487/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:27:16 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8487 felted cat brooch

{Source} .99 worth of scary old lady shit]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/8487/feed/ 4 George W. Bush Predicted This http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/george-bush-predicted/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/george-bush-predicted/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:00:43 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8474 Animal-Human Hybrids in the State of the Union.

{Source} 96 worth of freaky ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/george-bush-predicted/feed/ 0 Do Not Want. Times One Million. http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/times-million/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/times-million/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:15:42 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8452 Red cat hat

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

{Source} Did you know I'm a pet psychic? Yes, and I'm SO good I can tell what animals are thinking just by looking at their photographs. This cat in a long-eared bunny hat is thinking "I DON'T FIND THIS STUFF AMUSING."

{Source} ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/times-million/feed/ 4 Stuff It http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/squirrel/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/squirrel/#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2012 14:00:19 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8439 Stuffed squirrel

{Source} On the plus side, this little charmer is only .]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/squirrel/feed/ 6 OCD Fright Night http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/ocd-fright-night/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/ocd-fright-night/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:57:10 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8314 Old Feather Duster

Paying someone to drag a bunch of germs of the ages into my house?? Excuse me. I have to go get the hand sanitizer and bleach. {Source}]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/ocd-fright-night/feed/ 0 It’s like a Coaster. That you wear on your finger. http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/coaster-wear-finger/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/coaster-wear-finger/#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:00:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8262

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source}]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/coaster-wear-finger/feed/ 2 I don’t think the National Rifle Association would approve http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/#comments Wed, 16 Nov 2011 11:00:06 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8128 A mounted deer covered in floral fabric

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

For those days when you want to be both warm AND politically incorrect. Look out for PETA paint bombs, y'all. {Source} $125 worth of smelly carcass]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/feed/ 3 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/lose-swiffer/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/lose-swiffer/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:00:18 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8494 Red feather earrings

{Source} $33 worth of Klassy]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/lose-swiffer/feed/ 2 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/8487/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/8487/#comments Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:27:16 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8487 felted cat brooch

{Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/8487/feed/ 4 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/george-bush-predicted/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/george-bush-predicted/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:00:43 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8474 Animal-Human Hybrids in the State of the Union.

{Source} $5496 worth of freaky ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/george-bush-predicted/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/times-million/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/times-million/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:15:42 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8452 Red cat hat

{Source} $16 worth of torture

{Source} $27 worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

{Source} $15 Did you know I'm a pet psychic? Yes, and I'm SO good I can tell what animals are thinking just by looking at their photographs. This cat in a long-eared bunny hat is thinking "I DON'T FIND THIS STUFF AMUSING."

{Source} $18 ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/times-million/feed/ 4 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/squirrel/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/squirrel/#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2012 14:00:19 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8439 Stuffed squirrel

{Source} On the plus side, this little charmer is only $45.]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/squirrel/feed/ 6 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/ocd-fright-night/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/ocd-fright-night/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:57:10 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8314 Old Feather Duster

Paying someone $30 to drag a bunch of germs of the ages into my house?? Excuse me. I have to go get the hand sanitizer and bleach. {Source}]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/ocd-fright-night/feed/ 0 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/coaster-wear-finger/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/coaster-wear-finger/#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:00:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8262

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source}]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/12/coaster-wear-finger/feed/ 2 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/#comments Wed, 16 Nov 2011 11:00:06 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8128 A mounted deer covered in floral fabric

{Source} $1200 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe http://craftastrophe.net Because not everything handmade is pretty Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:46:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/ http://craftastrophe.net/2012/01/sticking-hand-pepe-le-pews-butt/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:01:35 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8502 Skunk Fur Mittens

{Source} worth of torture

{Source} worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery.

And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt.

{Source} 00 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa! ]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/national-rifle-association-approve/feed/ 2 Hop on the Nostromo with Elmo http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/hop-nostromo-elmo/ http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/hop-nostromo-elmo/#comments Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:00:50 +0000 suebob http://craftastrophe.net/?p=8066 Elmo possessed by a giant dinosaur head

{Source} Alien Elmo If Elmo ripped apart by a giant dinosaur head isn't enough for you, you can witness the birth of Mickey:

A mutant stuffed animal gives birth to Mickey

In case your kids ask you where cartoon characters come from. {Source}]]> http://craftastrophe.net/2011/11/hop-nostromo-elmo/feed/ 0