Craftastrophe » Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe

Somehow I don’t think Jimmy Choo would approve

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:48:30 +0000

New! Jimmy Choo! Because nothing says Choo like used beaten up shoes with a feather glued to it.

Get your pennies out! All 7,500 of them.

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But does it swim!?

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:02:01 +0000

From the listing:

Cats have no names; they know who they are.

Hand and machine sewn out of wool felt (synthetic felt accents) with wet-felted wool tentacles.

Clearly this cat is unsure of who he is. I mean, it’s a CAT with TENTACLES.

CONNNN-FUSING.

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A Boot!

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:00:43 +0000

Looks like someone shoved their foot into a beaver.

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Seduction: Swan Style

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:00:04 +0000

Leda and the Swan is allegedly* a motif from Greek mythology, in which Zeus allegedly came to Leda in the form of a swan. Zeus allegedly took the form of a swan and allegedly raped or seduced Leda on the same night she allegedly slept with her husband, King Tyndareus. She allegedly laid two eggs from which the children hatched.

Uhhhh, What the WHAT?!

Have you ever been attacked by a swan before? Dude, those things are VICIOUS. They hiss, they hit and they bite.

When they come for you, RUN.

DON’T JUST LAY THERE WAITING TO BE TAKEN! RUUUUUNN!

Pretty, right? Well, it can be yours for a mere ten thousand dollars.

Get your pennies out!

*I say allegedly because we don’t know for certain and dude, I’m not going to get attacked by a swan version of Zeus.

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Mary Had a Little… Unicorn?

Karen Sugarpants — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:00:34 +0000

From the listing:

“He was made from a baby lamb that died of natural causes shortly after birth.”

NO.

WAY.

That’s kinda COOL! And much better than Cowicorn.

I wonder how Mary’s Little Lambs feel about Unicorn Porn (Unicorgy?) <— NSFW!

Oh and here’s another:

Thanks Christa!

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The Cat in the Hat

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:05:23 +0000

Yeah Puss looks thrilled.

Thanks Kim!

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Baby Vampire or Zombie? Either way. It’s got rabbit ears…

sam {temptingmama} — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:00:43 +0000

her face was smashed and then repositioned (very sturdy).

Okey-dokey.

vampire girl. hand sculpted teeth . brown bangs under her bunny hat. brown eyes. blood stained white fur. she is in her bunny costume. her belly has some black stitches on it from being sewn back up

I think I’ll call her Renesmee.

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Please Won’t You Make the Rest of My Body?

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:00:05 +0000

Please?

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This kinda reminds me of when my dog came running to me with something hanging from her mouth and I went to grab it from her before I realized it wasn’t a dog toy

sam {temptingmama} — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:00:34 +0000

Hey, whatcha got there? You hiding something?

What is that you’re playing with?

What IS that?!

Show me what you’ve got! Come on. Drop it!

GAAAAH!

Ya. Still no clue WTF is going on here… I’m pretty sure I’m not alone.

In the Guangdong region of China, fox spirits (huli jing) often disguise themselves as beautiful women so they man [sic] seduce men and steal their genitals.

Um. Ya. Still nothing. All I know is that fox is wearing panties.

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Bird in Flight

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:25:39 +0000

Looks more like Whale on Beach, no?

Let’s turn it the other way, shall we?

Oh yeah, that’s better.

Thanks Bindi!

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