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Pretty Bird

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:05:43 +0000

Yes, they are dead.

Good to know. I was beginning to question what Jedi Mind Tricks were used on your pets.

Aw… Petie.

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Definitely check out the seller’s store, Tim has some really beautiful pieces.

Not the same, but still fun:

It’s All About Style…

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:24:06 +0000

Doggie style.

I must say, that’s one stylish leisure suit.

What did you think I meant by “doggie style”?

Perverts.

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Good Idea, Bad Idea

sam {temptingmama} — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:24:41 +0000

Good Idea: A cute fuzzy backpack for the little ones to haul their crap cars and crayons.

Bad Idea: A dead, gutted, animal with a metal mohawk and chicken bones for legs.

Upside?

He can hold quite a bit, fully lined compartment separate from the Stuffy, so what you put in won’t get lost in the innards.

There’s always a silver lining, right?

Well, in this case it may be stomach lining…

Thanks Adrienne!

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Hilarious USB Drives from Around the Web

Karen Sugarpants — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:44:14 +0000

I totally want the kitty one with the bell around it’s neck!

Thanks Sara for finding this taxidermied mouse posted at Daily Shite!

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Bored at Work? Dead Fly Art Will Keep You Busy!

Karen Sugarpants — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:35:54 +0000

1. Kill a few flies.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.

Here are a few examples…

Thanks Nicole!

Not the same, but still fun:

Alfred Hitchcock Approves This Message

Karen Sugarpants — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:24:17 +0000

Blackbird sing in the dead of niiiiiiight….

Now I’m going to have that Blackbird song in my head all day.

Bonus crazy bluebird:

It kind of looks like it’s attacking her.

Evil! EVIL!

Now if you don’t think these will make you look like enough of a wingnut, you can also purchase a “caviar necklace.” Except the caviar are CostCo-sized.

Thanks Judith!

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Know How Every Parent Thinks Their Baby is The Cutest?

This Is Precisely What My Eyes Looked Like When I Was Breastfeeding

Karen Sugarpants — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:00:08 +0000

It’s a draining job, but someboobies gotta do it. Tits not gonna do titself.

Suddenly I want thumbprint cookies. Weird.

Thanks Frank!

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Got a spare tablecloth and feather boa?

sam {temptingmama} — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:30:40 +0000

This outfit is one of many unique one of a kind exotic dancewear garments that I have available. Add me to your favorites and check back often for new items.

This 2 piece ensemble comes with a shrug style jacket and flare bottom pants. The fabric is a turquoise floral shear print accented in bright turquoise boa feathers. A 70’s rockin style costume, lingerie or a fun outfit for the exotic dancer.

Sorry this outfit does not come with the pink top or a matching thong.

Don’t worry. With hotness like that? No one will notice the lack of t-shirt or thong.

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The Rhinestone Eyes Really Pop, Don’t They?

Karen Sugarpants — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:28:55 +0000

Why would anyone would pass up this armadillo purse, made from a real armadillo?

It is bedazzled with rhinestone eyes. I was all for it until I noticed it’s little flattened legs and arms. Then my legs turned to Jello, my stomach turned and my thoughts turned to, where’s it’s little armadillo asshole? Ew!

It puts the lotion in the basket…

Thanks Cherise!

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Yes, Deer

Karen Sugarpants — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:28:59 +0000

Awww isn’t she sweet? Whatever could be wrong with this l’il gal?

All curled up. So cute.

Wait, what?

Uhh, okay.

Thanks Kate!

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