
Skunk Fur Mittens:

For those days when you want to be both warm AND politically incorrect. Look out for PETA paint bombs, y'all.
{
Source} $125 worth of smelly carcass

Who needs a Swiffer duster when you can just whip your hair back and forth...and your earrings while you're at it.

{
Source} $33 worth of Klassy

Forget "When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple."
When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch.

{
Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit

George W. Bush warned us against
Animal-Human Hybrids in the State of the Union.

{
Source} $5496 worth of freaky

Quick, call PETA. These cats are suffering. SUFFERING!
This is supposed to be for Valentines Day. Does this cat look like he is enjoying his gift of love?

{
Source} $16 worth of torture

{
Source} $27 worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes
Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON.

{
Source} $15
Did you know I'm a pet psychic? Yes, and I'm SO good I can tell what animals are thinking just by looking at their photographs. This cat in a long-eared bunny hat is thinking "I DON'T FIND THIS STUFF AMUSING."

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Source} $18