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Somehow I don’t think Jimmy Choo would approve

New! Jimmy Choo! Because nothing says Choo like used beaten up shoes with a feather glued to it.

jimmychoo Somehow I dont think Jimmy Choo would approve

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Get your pennies out! All 7,500 of them.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 18, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Recyled Rejects |
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But does it swim!?

From the listing:

Cats have no names; they know who they are.

Hand and machine sewn out of wool felt (synthetic felt accents) with wet-felted wool tentacles.

tenticalcat But does it swim!?

Clearly this cat is unsure of who he is. I mean, it’s a CAT with TENTACLES.

CONNNN-FUSING.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 11, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts |
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A Boot!

shoes A Boot!

Looks like someone shoved their foot into a beaver.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 10, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Seduction: Swan Style

Leda and the Swan is allegedly* a motif from Greek mythology, in which Zeus allegedly came to Leda in the form of a swan.  Zeus allegedly took the form of a swan and allegedly raped or seduced Leda on the same night she allegedly slept with her husband, King Tyndareus. She allegedly laid two eggs from which the children hatched.

Uhhhh, What the WHAT?!

fullLeda and the swan Seduction: Swan Style

Have you ever been attacked by a swan before?  Dude, those things are VICIOUS. They hiss, they hit and they bite.

When they come for you, RUN.

DON’T JUST LAY THERE WAITING TO BE TAKEN! RUUUUUNN!

Pretty, right? Well, it can be yours for a mere ten thousand dollars.

Get your pennies out!

*I say allegedly because we don’t know for certain and dude, I’m not going to get attacked by a swan version of Zeus.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 9, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
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Mary Had a Little… Unicorn?

unicorn Mary Had a Little... Unicorn?

From the listing:

“He was made from a baby lamb that died of natural causes shortly after birth.”

NO.

WAY.

That’s kinda COOL!  And much better than Cowicorn.

I wonder how Mary’s Little Lambs feel about Unicorn Porn (Unicorgy?) <— NSFW!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 1, 2009
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