You’ve seen the genius of Portlandia’s “Put a Bird on It,” haven’t you? It’s a must for all crafty types:
If you can’t bring yourself to put a WHOLE bird on it, settle for the next best thing: bird parts!
{Source} $40 and a date with a biker dude
These are something I did not know existed, but now I NEED. My birthday is coming up. Just saying.
{Source} $53.40 because just $53 would not be enough
Pretty much perfect for every occasion including Gay Pride.
{Source} $89 and the convenience of never having to have your friends call to ask if you’re on the way back from the beer tent yet because they will be able to see you from anywhere.
It doesn’t look that bad from afar. But up close…it gives me the shudders. Those damaged-looking nipplish eyes. The lack of color. This is one for my nightmares.
This little squirrel just looks so panicked and weary. He’s printed on a baby onesie. It’s like the artist wanted to say: This is adulthood, children. Beware.
{Source} $16 and a case of Red Bull
It’s reader participation time! First, guess what these are:
WRONG!
We have hear 4 tanned gator tongues. These make a very good craft item. I have a friend that makes some very good wallets, bags, knife sheaths and other crafts from gator tongues. They are not dyed and their size is 9″ long and they are 3″—6″ wide. One has a hole in it. These are thick leather and a little stiff but pliable
Next reader participation: What craft item should be made from these?
{Source} $32.50 – cheap compared to other, lower-quality alligator tongues out there!
Schmutzie found this. Wanna guess?
That right there, my friends, is probably the one and only brooch made of bobcat toe bones you’ll see all day! Wear it with your Mouse Head Cameo!
I’m starting to think of crafting myself. My first stop is going to be the dumpsters behind the steak house. I’m sure I can get some materials there!
{Source} Only $9.50. I am so tempted.
