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Skunk Fur Mittens: Skunk Fur Mittens For those days when you want to be both warm AND politically incorrect. Look out for PETA paint bombs, y'all. {Source} $125 worth of smelly carcass
Posted by suebob on January 21, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Lose the Swiffer

Who needs a Swiffer duster when you can just whip your hair back and forth...and your earrings while you're at it. Red feather earrings {Source} $33 worth of Klassy
Posted by suebob on January 19, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Crazy Critter Parts |
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The Eyes Follow You All Around the Room

Forget "When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple." When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch. felted cat brooch {Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit
Posted by suebob on January 18, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Crazy Critter Parts,Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,Fantastic Felt Up |
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George W. Bush Predicted This

George W. Bush warned us against Animal-Human Hybrids in the State of the Union. Half man half bear mask {Source} $5496 worth of freaky
Posted by suebob on January 14, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Do Not Want. Times One Million.

Quick, call PETA. These cats are suffering. SUFFERING! This is supposed to be for Valentines Day. Does this cat look like he is enjoying his gift of love? Red cat hat {Source} $16 worth of torture Pilgrim Cat Hat {Source} $27 worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON. Crocheted cat hat with ears {Source} $15 Did you know I'm a pet psychic? Yes, and I'm SO good I can tell what animals are thinking just by looking at their photographs. This cat in a long-eared bunny hat is thinking "I DON'T FIND THIS STUFF AMUSING." Bunny cat hat {Source} $18
Posted by suebob on January 10, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Pet Clothes Are Stoopid,You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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