New! Jimmy Choo! Because nothing says Choo like used beaten up shoes with a feather glued to it.

Get your pennies out! All 7,500 of them.

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From the listing:

Cats have no names; they know who they are.

Hand and machine sewn out of wool felt (synthetic felt accents) with wet-felted wool tentacles.

Clearly this cat is unsure of who he is. I mean, it’s a CAT with TENTACLES.

CONNNN-FUSING.

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Looks like someone shoved their foot into a beaver.

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Leda and the Swan is allegedly* a motif from Greek mythology, in which Zeus allegedly came to Leda in the form of a swan.  Zeus allegedly took the form of a swan and allegedly raped or seduced Leda on the same night she allegedly slept with her husband, King Tyndareus. She allegedly laid two eggs from which the children hatched.

Uhhhh, What the WHAT?!

Have you ever been attacked by a swan before?  Dude, those things are VICIOUS. They hiss, they hit and they bite.

When they come for you, RUN.

DON’T JUST LAY THERE WAITING TO BE TAKEN! RUUUUUNN!

Pretty, right? Well, it can be yours for a mere ten thousand dollars.

Get your pennies out!

*I say allegedly because we don’t know for certain and dude, I’m not going to get attacked by a swan version of Zeus.

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From the listing:

“He was made from a baby lamb that died of natural causes shortly after birth.”

NO.

WAY.

That’s kinda COOL!  And much better than Cowicorn.

I wonder how Mary’s Little Lambs feel about Unicorn Porn (Unicorgy?) <— NSFW!

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