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One step beyond Portlandia

You’ve seen the genius of Portlandia’s “Put a Bird on It,” haven’t you? It’s a must for all crafty types:

If you can’t bring yourself to put a WHOLE bird on it, settle for the next best thing: bird parts!
Feather pocket jeans One step beyond Portlandia
{Source} $40 and a date with a biker dude

These are something I did not know existed, but now I NEED. My birthday is coming up. Just saying.
Peacock Mohawk One step beyond Portlandia
{Source} $53.40 because just $53 would not be enough

Pretty much perfect for every occasion including Gay Pride.
Rainbow Mohawk One step beyond Portlandia
{Source} $89 and the convenience of never having to have your friends call to ask if you’re on the way back from the beer tent yet because they will be able to see you from anywhere.

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Posted by suebob on April 15, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Have you ever SEEN a rabbit?

messed up rabbit Have you ever SEEN a rabbit?
It doesn’t look that bad from afar. But up close…it gives me the shudders. Those damaged-looking nipplish eyes. The lack of color. This is one for my nightmares.

{Source} Around $29 US and a box of Ambien

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Posted by suebob on April 7, 2012
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No Caffeine After 4 pm

This little squirrel just looks so panicked and weary. He’s printed on a baby onesie. It’s like the artist wanted to say: This is adulthood, children. Beware.
Squirrel onesie No Caffeine After 4 pm
{Source} $16 and a case of Red Bull

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Posted by suebob on March 20, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

It’s reader participation time! First, guess what these are:
Four tanned alligator tongues I Still Havent Found What Im Looking For
WRONG!

We have hear 4 tanned gator tongues. These make a very good craft item. I have a friend that makes some very good wallets, bags, knife sheaths and other crafts from gator tongues. They are not dyed and their size is 9″ long and they are 3″—6″ wide. One has a hole in it. These are thick leather and a little stiff but pliable

Next reader participation: What craft item should be made from these?
{Source} $32.50 – cheap compared to other, lower-quality alligator tongues out there!

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Posted by suebob on March 17, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Crazy Critter Parts |
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Something to Wear With Your Mouse-Head Cameo

Schmutzie found this. Wanna guess?
Bobcat toe bone Something to Wear With Your Mouse Head Cameo
That right there, my friends, is probably the one and only brooch made of bobcat toe bones you’ll see all day! Wear it with your Mouse Head Cameo!

I’m starting to think of crafting myself. My first stop is going to be the dumpsters behind the steak house. I’m sure I can get some materials there!
{Source} Only $9.50. I am so tempted.

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Posted by suebob on February 20, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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