March 2010

• 19th {Mildly NSFW} If You Didn't Already Know What a Merkin Is...You Are Welcome. (4)
• 18th Bigfoot on the toilet - fine art, indeed. (5)
• 18th Something To Nibble On.... (4)
• 17th Aye, like a map of Ireland. (7)
• 17th Happy St. Patrick's Day. (2)
• 16th {NSFW} Bust of the Artist's Mistress. (8)
• 16th Idiots: Unite!. (9)
• 15th Out damned spot! Out I say!. (11)
• 15th Souls Are Overrated. (16)
• 14th {NSFW} Excuse me? Are you finished with those Pringles?. (7)
• 13th It's a Special Lady Time on Craftastrophe!. (2)
• 12th Felt Fashionistas. (2)
• 12th Less Dread, More Head ..... . (2)
• 11th Washed in the blood of this cake. (10)
• 11th Gritty Knitty. (12)
• 10th Lysol won't do JACK. (15)
• 10th Must Love Dogs Handpainted Toilet. (5)
• 10th Hey you guys! Like my John Wayne Gacy clown painting?. (3)
• 9th Absolutely Genius. (7)
• 9th For the Army Wife Who Has Everything. (6)
• 8th Richard Simmons likes a good tea-bagging. (5)
• 8th Pink Pachyderm. (7)
• 7th Pretty Bird. (1)
• 5th Saw's New Leading Lady!. (4)
• 3rd Frilly Willy. (8)
• 2nd YOU NEED THIS HAT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE GOVERNMENT. (5)
• 1st This is Just a Little Too Vulgar for a Monday Morning, but If I Have to Be Horrified by Your Submissions, So Do YOU.. (3)

February 2010

• 28th Johnny Depp is magical, but we already knew that.. (5)
• 28th Note to Crafters: Brass Isn't PlayDoh.. (4)
• 27th Vaginart. (7)
• 27th Well It Was A "Good Try". (4)
• 26th You Know Those Reborn Dolls? Yeah, This Isn't One of Them.. (7)
• 25th "I got the idea for this piece from a stupid girl.". (15)
• 25th It Was Only a Matter of Time: Apple's iPad Gets Superior Protection. (1)
• 24th For some reason, all I see are Hershey's Kisses.. (2)
• 23rd The Real Catastrophe Would Be If A Hunter Makes a Mistake. (5)
• 23rd Perfect for Your Next Halloween Party. (3)
• 21st Help Put an End to Child Abuse. (13)
• 20th It's All About Style.... (1)
• 19th Good Idea, Bad Idea. (8)
• 19th Sit In Your Bathtub, On Your Front Porch, in STYLE.. (8)
• 17th Hilarious USB Drives from Around the Web. (5)
• 16th Un-SHOE-sually Sole-ful. (10)
• 15th We Won't Be Sending These to Obama's Daughters. (8)
• 11th Danny's Not Here, Mrs. Torrance.. (5)
• 10th If Mike Wisowski from Monsters Inc. Crafted?. (2)
• 9th Itchin' Knittin'. (36)
• 8th Bored at Work? Dead Fly Art Will Keep You Busy!. (18)
• 8th I Don't Even Know What a Hair Stick Is. But These Are Frackin' Weird.. (5)
• 7th If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put a Trek On It. (4)
• 4th Alfred Hitchcock Approves This Message. (6)
• 2nd This Is Precisely What My Eyes Looked Like When I Was Breastfeeding. (3)
• 1st Voulez Vouz CROCHET Avec Moi, Ce Soir?. (14)

January 2010

• 26th What Would You Do If You Had This in Your Panties?. (10)
• 22nd Got a spare tablecloth and feather boa? . (3)
• 19th We're Loving: Shark Eating Your Head, Kid.. (9)
• 18th Pooper Scooper with Babies Ridin' Dirty. (10)
• 16th Attitude is Everything. (10)
• 16th Poor Sad Squishy. (4)
• 15th That's a serious case of stink finger. (6)
• 15th You Bedazzled WHAT?. (5)
• 14th At Least They Aren't Butt Plugs. (7)
• 14th Coffee Lovers Rejoice!. (8)
• 13th Keep Yourself Warm: Wrap Your Boobs Around You. (3)
• 12th Not Exactly Your Child's Favorite Snuggy Bunny. (7)
• 11th The Rhinestone Eyes Really Pop, Don't They?. (5)
• 10th My Sunday Best. (12)
• 9th Poop Dove. (2)
• 9th Yes, Deer. (7)
• 8th Jesus is The Most High. (3)
• 7th Forget bronzing your kids first shoe.. . (2)
• 7th Fedora Will Never Fall In Love. (10)
• 6th It kinda looks like a bodysuit snagged in the brush.... (8)
• 6th Cry Baby. (4)
• 5th Shut up and drink your tea. (2)
• 5th ROADKILL!. (5)
• 4th OMNOMNOM. (10)
• 4th Shorts "Inspired by Beyonce". (5)
• 3rd I'm in the Wrong Business. (4)
• 3rd Creepy Rabbit Does Not Approve . (3)
• 2nd Some People Eat the Placenta After Their Baby is Born. (3)

December 2009

• 30th A Stealth JEDI Warrior: Silent But Deadly. (3)
• 30th Reminds Me of My Great Uncle. (1)
• 29th Now That Christmas is Over, It's Time for EVIL.. (4)
• 28th Head Transplant. (2)
• 28th Lord of the Pig Heads. (6)
• 25th Baby's First Christmas? Get Her a Teddy Bear!. (3)
• 24th Cop a Feel with This Fingers Brooch. (3)
• 23rd All I Want For Christmas is a Smartassed Kid. (2)
• 22nd We're Loving: Kiddy Lidders. (5)
• 22nd Excuse me Miss, I think you dropped your colon. . (5)
• 22nd Bitchin' Chicken. (3)
• 21st Unpoppable. (2)
• 21st Eye See YOU!. (8)
• 20th Rudolph the Dead Nosed Reindeer. (5)
• 20th Trailer Trash Barbie Belongs On The Jersey Shore. (2)
• 19th Girl's Best Friend. (1)
• 19th Here Comes Santa Claus...In the Form of Debt. (9)
• 18th Why You Shouldn't Make Your Own Homemade Sex Doll. (25)
• 17th No Pockets? No Problem.. (5)
• 16th Seriously, I don't think this post even needs a title, BUT IF I DON'T PUT ONE UP HERE IT WILL JUST BE ALL BLANK AND WEIRD. . (16)
• 15th Mister Sandman...Bring Me a Nightmare. (22)
• 15th NSFW: "Almost Sunset" is Not Even Close to Being About Sunsets. (7)
• 14th It's amazing what could be hiding in your toile {NSFW}. (7)
• 11th #jerseyshore is the best show on the planet. (5)
• 10th New Age Ouija. (2)
• 10th I Know Where You Can Get an iPod for !. (6)
• 9th No more Mr. Brown Eye! . (13)
• 9th Got ?. (2)
• 9th Michael Jackson: Can We Just Let Him Die Already?. (5)
• 8th Guess the Christmas Craft!. (10)
• 7th Go buck yourself!. (5)
• 7th B-B-B-Barbie Face, Barbie Face. (13)
• 6th Just what my festive Christmas decor was missing... . (1)
• 6th American Anarchist. (6)
• 6th Parrotlet: Loved to Death. (7)
• 3rd It's a little tit nipply in here! (UPDATED!!). (12)
• 3rd The Dude. (6)
• 2nd Oh Tiger... . (1)

November 2009

• 30th Spending too much time on your knees?. (8)
• 28th Happy Vasectomy! . (2)
• 27th Well This is the Creepiest Fecking Thing I Think I've Ever Seen.. (5)
• 26th HAPPY THANKSGIVING, AMERICUS!. (2)
• 25th And then I bleached my retinas.... (7)
• 25th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey in the Gel. (0)
• 24th Painting in the nude. (7)
• 24th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Howdy, Pilgrim!. (4)
• 23rd Countdown to Thanksgiving: The Cat in The Hat, Turkey Style. (5)
• 22nd Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Hat for Pissed Off Kids. (7)
• 21st PSA from Craftastrophe: Kids, keep your hands out of the cages!. (3)
• 21st The Eyes of Frida. (9)
• 21st Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Earrings Aren't as Bad as Bald Eagle Earrings. (4)
• 20th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Craftastrophe. (3)
• 19th Mah Frienz R Gonna Be Sew Dang Jelus. (18)
• 19th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Not a Turkey. (3)
• 18th Somehow I don't think Jimmy Choo would approve. (4)
• 18th Breakfast of Champions (or Pimps). (2)
• 18th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Wild Turkey. (1)
• 17th The Penistron Will Allow You To Have Sex Online. (7)
• 17th Two Thumbs... (3)
• 17th Profess your love for Edward Cullen. Everyone's doing it. . (10)
• 17th Glitter Regurgitation. (3)
• 17th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Lollipop Trees?. (11)
• 16th Oh, Mr. Sandman. (3)
• 16th Glitter Goblins. (6)
• 16th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Give Thanks Outfit. (9)
• 15th Ahhhhh.... (3)
• 15th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Give Thanks Dress. (7)
• 14th Gawd, I hope they wash their hands. (8)
• 14th Countdown to Thanksgiving: I Call Fowl.. (4)
• 13th Note to self:. (0)
• 13th You Don't Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover. (6)
• 13th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Club. Literally.. (0)
• 12th It's IT - and not the information technologist either. (2)
• 12th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Giant Harnessed Turkey Feathers. (0)
• 11th But does it swim!?. (6)
• 11th How NOT to freak out your guest. (9)
• 11th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Canister or Mr. Potato Head Meets Knitting Needles?. (6)
• 10th A Boot!. (4)
• 10th An Ironic Oxymoron.... (2)
• 10th Birthday Mangina!. (8)
• 10th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Best Thanksgiving Dish Towel Ever. (5)
• 9th Full of Win! . (10)
• 9th Seduction: Swan Style. (2)
• 9th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Magic Wishbone. (4)
• 8th Would you.... (3)
• 8th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Felt Turkey?. (4)
• 7th Thoughtful Frog in Gel. (1)
• 7th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Stuff Me Onesie. (1)
• 6th Ever have those annoying seat partners that never shut up? Like, NEVER?!. (4)
• 6th Blog-o-versary: A look back, Craftastrophe style. (13)
• 6th Countdown to Thanksgiving: Turkey Earrings. (2)
• 5th Look What You Can Do With Your Recycle Bin!. (8)
• 5th Countdown To Thanksgiving: Pumpkin Pants. (5)
• 5th Mattel is going to wish they thought of this. (6)
• 5th I *used* to like chenille..... (6)
• 5th Like tube socks and oranges. (6)
• 4th What a Christmas Angel is really thinking.... (3)
• 3rd Wear your heart brain on your sleeve earlobe.... (10)
• 2nd Shootin' blanks. (4)
• 1st Two Faced?. (6)
• 1st Mary Had a Little... Unicorn?. (7)

October 2009

• 31st Merry Halloween!. (6)
• 31st What Your First Year as a Nursing Student Might Smell Like. (6)
• 30th Poptastrophe: Josh Duhamel Cheats On Fergie With Stripper. (1)
• 30th Kill Me If This Ever Becomes a Trend. (8)
• 29th A caring loving face to wake up to... . (2)
• 29th Colour Me Confused. (8)
• 28th The Cat in the Hat. (5)
• 27th Teapot Heaven is in my grandma's basement. I've seen it. . (3)
• 26th Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen. (8)
• 25th On the fringe.... (1)
• 25th A Craftastrophe PSA: Even Superheros are susceptible. (4)
• 24th The Proposal {NSFW}. (6)
• 24th Who knew you liked vagina so much!?. (5)
• 22nd Next, I will buy a tiger and name him Battle Cat.. (6)
• 21st Swine Flu: The Twilight Saga. (3)
• 21st NSFW: Mankini. (11)
• 20th Rad Tights.. (5)
• 20th Baby Vampire or Zombie? Either way. It's got rabbit ears.... (5)
• 19th Anatomy - by a serial killer maniac {NSFW}. (6)
• 19th O Christmas Tree. (3)
• 18th Bring the Ocean to Your...Wrist?. (7)
• 17th Rico is Suave. (4)
• 17th Creepy Helen. (5)
• 16th Nekkid is festive {NSFW}. (4)
• 16th Afternoon crafts of the fetish variety {Surprisingly still SFW}. (6)
• 16th Poptastrophe: Miley Cyrus Didn't Leave A Tip, Media Confused. (6)
• 16th Please Won't You Make the Rest of My Body?. (2)
• 15th Cake Wrecks or Cake Rex?. (5)
• 15th This kinda reminds me of when my dog came running to me with something hanging from her mouth and I went to grab it from her before I realized it wasn't a dog toy. (8)
• 15th Putting Your O Face In Your Front Yard For The World To See!. (2)
• 14th Scary Sally. (5)
• 14th A beautiful back country wedding. (6)
• 14th Too Much Detail!. (4)
• 13th Why Does This Necklace Remind Me of Britney Spears?. (5)
• 13th Peen Cushion. (12)
• 13th Bird in Flight. (7)
• 12th Nana smokes the spliff at Bingo. (4)
• 12th What they don't teach you in Biology class. (10)
• 12th Monet Inspired?. (6)
• 11th Are you Wookin Pa Nub?. (14)
• 10th IT'S A NEW WEBSITE DESIGN! IT'S A GIVEAWAY! And? Bratz ain't the only naughty dolls, yanno?. (18)
• 10th Geriatric Zombieland. (4)
• 9th Poptastrophe: Stars, They're Just (Not) Like Us! (Thank God.). (3)
• 8th Twilight Fans: You Can Stop Making Crafts Now. (17)
• 7th There's a reason mommy drinks so much. (5)
• 7th I Can See Spencer Pratt Wearing This.. (18)
• 6th Not sure, but I don't think we're talking about baseball anymore.... (4)
• 6th That's Funny, I Didn't Even Notice the Coffee Cup.. (16)
• 6th Hmmm...What To Do With the Placenta...Hey! Let's Make It Into A Teddy Bear!. (39)
• 5th Boobs and Dinks: Consider this a Craftastrophe PSA.. (4)
• 5th Caption This: Beheaded Dollies. (12)
• 4th Not for the squeamish ones. You asked for a warning, there it is. . (11)
• 4th Crochet, Halloween Style. (10)
• 3rd But Grandma! What do you mean you're not leaving me your plate collection anymore!?. (8)
• 3rd Please pass the mushrooms!. (9)
• 2nd NSFW: Yes, It's the weekend.. (12)
• 2nd Poptastrophe: David Letterman Got Caught With His Hand In The Cookie Jar. (1)
• 2nd I wanna be just like Flava Flav. (7)
• 1st Birds of a Feather, kinda. . (13)

September 2009

• 30th Not Your Average Fuzzy Little Bunny. (9)
• 29th Deep Squat, My Eye!. (31)
• 29th My Little Pony, Tricked Out Superhero Style. (6)
• 28th Whatever you do, do NOT touch the good silver. (4)
• 28th Crying Raisins. (4)
• 27th Flower! Power!. (11)
• 27th Guinea Pig Rice Pouch Heating Pad's Are The Future, Keep Them Well and Let Them Lead the Way.. (27)
• 27th Lawn Ornaments Are So Two Thousand and Late. (9)
• 26th The Mighty Mighty "They Like Us, They Really Like Us" Press Page. (0)
• 26th It's Such a Sweet Thing When You Open Up, Baby. (2)
• 26th NOMNOMNOM. (14)
• 25th Go Fork Yourself. (34)
• 25th Poptastrophe: Celebrity Plastic Surgery Edition. (4)
• 24th This One Illustrates Exactly Why We Started This Site. (11)
• 23rd It's Obvious Lady Gaga Loves The Crafts. (21)
• 22nd I'm going to be the Paperbag Princess for Halloween!. (4)
• 20th Don't know about you, but I ain't gonna be cold this fall. (9)
• 18th If it walks like a duck.... (9)
• 15th I'm fat enough to be wall to wall carpeting.... (26)
• 13th Just because you can..... (17)
• 12th I can't be certain, but I think the picture is drawn on toilet paper. (28)
• 10th My name is Pussy. Octopussy.. (28)
• 8th Hideous Hannah Has Lost Her Head. (17)
• 7th Santa? Caption This.. (12)
• 4th Bucky The Wonder Horse. (16)
• 2nd Please Don't Tell Sam About This Post. (14)
• 2nd Forget Bouquets of Flowers. Forget Fruit Arrangements. GO MEAT!. (12)

August 2009

• 25th Stop looking at me swan!. (18)
• 20th Yet, I still have an urge to shove my face between them. (10)
• 18th Egg-cellent!. (25)
• 16th I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer. (10)
• 13th The question is: Do you want it?. (19)
• 12th Whatchu eatin' under there? . (21)
• 11th Stoner Cat. (19)
• 10th No Matter Which Way You Turn It.... (17)
• 10th There is Nothing Cute About Disease-Ridden Bugs. Period.. (9)
• 9th I Think I'll Stick To My Plain, White, Boring Toilet, Thanks.. (21)
• 9th What Happens To Carnie Babies That Come Out Normal? (Yanno, Without a Beard or a Horn?). (15)
• 7th Caption This: Prepare to Be Horrified Edition. (20)
• 6th We Have a Winner!. (0)
• 4th Hey Baby, I Sure Do Like Your Shoes!. (14)
• 4th TIMES UP! TIMES UP! TIMES UP! CONTEST: Win a Brother P-Touch Label Maker!. (161)
• 3rd 10 Bloody Craftastrophes. (13)
• 1st What ARE You Growing In That Garden?. (32)

July 2009

• 31st Think You're Marrying the Man of Your Dreams?. (15)
• 31st Fatty Wallet Monster. (10)
• 29th Come Have a Tug on Grandma's Rug. (8)
• 28th BlogHer. Aww Yeah.. (17)
• 25th Flame Wars. (5)
• 19th Excuse me, would you happen to have an extra hair comb I could borrow?. (43)
• 18th The Great Slumber. (14)
• 16th I Love (Silence of the) Lamp. (12)
• 14th I Wanna Have Another Baby Just So I Can Hang This In It's Room*. (16)
• 13th Like a Snowglobe Full of Sharp Little Snowflakes, Only Not.. (24)
• 13th BlogHer Garb!. (7)
• 12th Guess This Mess: The Big Reveal. (7)
• 10th Guess That Mess: What Dat Funk?. (26)
• 8th Not Really Meant for Those Boobie Sunburns You Get When You Take Your Kids to the Water Park and Forget to Lather Up Your Chest with Sunscreen.. (19)
• 7th Dishing it out AND taking it. (12)
• 7th Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun Dun...Can't Touch This!. (24)
• 6th The Gloved One. (2)
• 6th You Can Ring My Bell...Among Other Things. (2)
• 4th America! (Frig) Yeah! . (14)
• 4th Pucker Up!. (6)
• 3rd Death Warmed Over. (6)
• 2nd The power of Christ compels you.... (21)
• 2nd Gaia Birdhouse. (3)
• 1st Ignore This Post. (0)
• 1st Freud Would Have a Field Day With This. (11)

June 2009

• 30th Colossal Condoms For The College Set. (8)
• 29th Vagina Dentata Feminist Sculpture. (18)
• 27th UPDATE! Gag Inducing Spoon Rest. (29)
• 26th Dis Is Not Yogical*. (48)
• 24th Watery Eyes. (9)
• 23rd Nice Hat. And By Peacock, You Mean.... (13)
• 21st Baby Bangs: Donald Trump Would Be So Proud. (12)
• 21st Don't mess with the pussy (cat). (7)
• 20th Poop and Jesus in the very same post!. (8)
• 17th Meet Url. (24)
• 16th Bedazzled Menses. (13)
• 15th Jeff Goldblum Probably Would Not Approve This Message. (3)
• 14th The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned Things. (9)
• 10th Ultimate Guy Pick Up? Meat. You Heard It Here First. . (14)
• 10th Eye Have Got You Wrapped Around My Finger. (5)
• 9th These Creep Me Out More Than Any Crafts We've Ever Posted. (13)
• 8th Jurassic Bedroom. (12)
• 5th Ricky Bobby's Custom Squirrels. (14)
• 3rd It's Truly a Pleasure.... (3)
• 2nd I Wanna Tell Her to "Shove it". (10)

May 2009

• 28th I Now Have An Incredible Urge to Go to a Pride Parade. (19)
• 26th I Have a Frog in My Throat. (8)
• 25th Chicken Nugget Stone. (5)
• 25th At Least She Feels Like She Belongs Somewhere. (15)
• 24th Lint Girls. (9)
• 22nd BlueHost Customer Relations. (8)
• 22nd Ted Nugent Approves Badazzled "Brief Jerky". (12)
• 21st Drunk Beaten Clam Art. (5)
• 20th Now I Have That Poop Song Stuck In My Head.... (9)
• 19th My Skin Is Crawling. (13)
• 19th When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest, Gonna Go to the Place That's the Best. (10)
• 19th VIDEO: Mona Greasa. (9)
• 19th Candace Says, "Don't Be a Horse's Ass". (12)
• 18th Winners of The Frail Whale Necklace!. (0)
• 18th GIVEAWAY: Fail Whale: Part Deux! TIMES UP!. (73)
• 16th What I Really Wanted To Get Sam For Her Birthday. (8)
• 16th I See, You See, We All See A Manatee!. (3)
• 14th The Fight to End All Fights. (23)
• 12th Caption This: Redneck Tank Top. (21)
• 11th Navatna Says You Model Or You Die. (8)
• 11th Honey? Where'd You Put the Bloody Soap?. (9)
• 9th "Pick Your Booger and Take a Bath"...Um...Wha?. (8)
• 8th Looking For A Mother's Day Gift? How About a Family Portrait?. (30)
• 8th I Think My Cat Left One Like This on My Carpet. (11)
• 6th A Companion of Guess That Mess!. (19)
• 5th Guess That Mess!! . (46)
• 5th I Don't Even Know What To Do With You People Anymore. (11)
• 4th Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones, But Mice on the Fridge Will Kill Me. (14)
• 4th I'm Lurkin' at Yer Merkin. (8)
• 3rd Painting Your Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet (NSFW). (18)
• 3rd Say I Do While Protected From Swine Flu. (5)
• 2nd More Opportunity for Toenail Artists Worldwide! (Aren't You Excited?). (4)
• 1st I'd Much Rather Have a Bucket of Fried Chicken, Thanks.. (30)
• 1st Can't You See I'm Working Here?. (13)

April 2009

• 30th Know How Every Parent Thinks Their Baby is The Cutest?. (19)
• 30th Yo Dude, Wanna Come Over?. (11)
• 29th Hopefully Granny Remembers Her Teeth. (7)
• 29th Fail Whale Necklace (And a Link to Join Us On Twitter!). (13)
• 28th Why Not Put a Sign Out Front of Your House Begging to be Committed?. (24)
• 28th "That's a Sweet Glock". (12)
• 23rd Aliens Among Us. (8)
• 21st Pull Up a Chair. We Need To Talk.. (1)
• 20th Anyone WANT a FURRY Box?. (10)
• 18th Inspired by Tim Burton and My Dead Dog. (5)
• 18th Panties for You and Your...Wha?. (10)
• 17th You Remember the Ninja Turtles? Raphael, Donatello and Leonardoodle, Right? . (14)
• 16th Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me. (18)
• 16th Fur and Loathing in Craft Vegas. (6)
• 15th Winner Announcement: The Cone GIVEAWAY! . (4)
• 15th My Blood Runs Cold, My Memory Has Just Been Sold. (15)
• 14th Spring Has Sprung But My Nose is Still Cold. (13)
• 11th Happy Easter! Be Nice To Your Kids! And Your Chicks!. (9)
• 11th Happy Easter, Psycho!. (12)
• 7th GIVEAWAY!: Cozies, Done Craftastrophe Style (NSFW). (54)
• 6th A Medley of Spring Craptasticness. (7)
• 6th I See a Garage Sale in Your Future, Dolly!. (5)
• 5th Girlie Parts: A Haiku. (9)
• 4th No Matter How You Cut It, Farts Are Funny (Ha! Get it? Cut it?). (4)
• 4th If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put a Bell On It. (17)
• 3rd Sewn with love, Sprinkled with magic and Created to Celebrate You*. (14)
• 3rd Prevent Bruising While Keeping Your Apples Cozy and Warm *rolls eyes*. (7)
• 2nd Jam Out With Your Clam Out. (40)
• 2nd Peekaru!!!!!. (22)
• 1st Sweet Baby Jesus, There's MORE!?. (5)
• 1st Meet Mr. Johnson (NSFW). (15)

March 2009

• 31st I Think You May Have Poop on Your Face Dearie. (5)
• 31st The Internet is a Fascinating Place. (5)
• 29th Um. All I Can Say is - PIG BLADDER!. (11)
• 27th Makin' Love Outta Nothing At All (Makin' Love!) (Outta Nothing At All...) (Makin' Love!). (9)
• 26th Growing Up Cullen: Twilight's Edward Cullen is a 40 Year Old Miserable Housewife. (9)
• 26th Weirdest Family Matching Outfits. EVER. (Possibly NSFW). (32)
• 25th I've Got That Sinking Feeling. (7)
• 25th Why Celebrities Give Me Hives. (8)
• 23rd Sweetheart, You Really Need New Friends. (9)
• 22nd Boyfriend # 11 Just Wants To Get Some Action, Jackson. (2)
• 22nd Vanilla, Cherries and Oh! Oh! Oh! Face!. (3)
• 20th Some Days I Wish I Had a Leather Face Panel. (8)
• 17th Luck of the Irish is Not on Their Side. (12)
• 16th You Spin Me Right Round, Baby Right Round, Like a Nipple Baby Round Round Round Round. (3)
• 13th Next Up on Britney Spears' Vagina's Tour. (12)
• 12th For Those Who Hate the Word 'Moist'. (21)
• 10th I'd Be Taking My Ass to the Doctor. (8)
• 9th Craftastic Craft Talk. (12)
• 9th Beam Those Space Boobies Up Scotty!. (7)
• 7th I FINKZ I EATD BRICK. (8)
• 6th Show Her Some Love This Mother's Day . (6)
• 5th I Can't Really Make Fun of IT if I Don't Know What IT is.... (17)
• 3rd Because There's Never Enough Bacon. (7)
• 3rd [NSFW] If Only I Were A Stripper. (15)

February 2009

• 27th America's Next Top Hairdo. (14)
• 27th Caption this: Asprin Doily. (7)
• 25th Coming Up Rainbows (God I Crack Myself Up). (10)
• 24th Chops is Right! . (26)
• 23rd Hallowig. (11)
• 22nd Screaming Banshee. (4)
• 21st This Is Why I Am More Or Less Leery Of Upcycling. (18)
• 20th Dead Bunnies Like Cupcakes Too. (17)
• 19th Eager Beavers. (17)
• 19th Finally I Get to Use the "Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall" Category!!. (13)
• 18th Doily Couture. (6)
• 16th Mother's Day Gift for That Helicopter Mom in Your Life. (13)
• 13th Forget Snuggies, This Thing RAWKS! . (18)
• 11th Watching the Game, Drinkin' a Bud, Makin' a Craft.... (9)
• 10th Gotta Keep Mah Gun Warm, Y'all!. (13)
• 8th Walking Beer Fridge Scarf. (13)
• 6th Twilight Fan Recreates Bella's Womb (*gag*). (17)
• 5th This Message Has Been Approved by Beyonce Knowles (Slightly NSFW/kids). (11)
• 3rd Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. (14)
• 2nd Aren't Groundhogs Just Glorified Gophers?. (6)
• 1st It's Sunday Morning and You Know What That Means!. (16)

January 2009

• 30th Ennio Marchetto: The Living Cartoon. (5)
• 29th I Always Feel Like a Loser When I'm Bleeding to Death. (2)
• 29th Mermaids Are Funny When They Are Overpriced. (4)
• 28th Sock Monkey Butt Slapping Madness. (17)
• 27th Top 10 Examples of Noooo, Your Craft Isn't Creepy AT ALL.. (14)
• 27th Mah Brainz, Theyz Been Eatten!. (16)
• 26th OH NOEZ! SOMETHIN IZ WRONG WIF TEH BABY!. (11)
• 24th It Takes A Certain Brand of Teh Crazy. (20)
• 22nd Holy Pig Head Bras! We're Nominated in the 2009 Bloggies!. (14)
• 21st My Breasts: Weapons of Mass Destruction. (9)
• 20th An Ode To Obama: Happy Inauguration Day. (4)
• 19th Knot a Thong. (4)
• 18th "Escimo Joe" Reminds You To Eat Your Omega 3!. (3)
• 16th I Tend to Carry on About Stuff I Know Little About. (11)
• 15th Craftastrophe: Not Always Rainbows and Unicorns, But We Try.. (34)
• 14th Proclaim Your Love For The Beef. (11)
• 14th A Car Lover's Dream. (2)
• 13th Itty Bitty Boobie Bag. (9)
• 11th Pussy Purse - And Yes This is Safe For Work. (7)
• 10th Hangman Necklace Giveaway Winner!!. (7)
• 10th Chicken-O-Matic. (5)
• 8th What Nightmares Are Made Of. (23)
• 8th Ann Coulter Birthing Doll. (19)
• 6th Eliminates Ass Sweats. (17)
• 5th Ralphie The Dead Kitty. (5)
• 4th TIMES UP! Giveaway! Hangman Necklace. (85)
• 2nd There Will Be Blood. (8)
• 2nd WHY? Bed Dolls. . (9)
• 1st Teraline: As Good As It Gets. (5)
• 1st Crafts With Feathers Make Me Squirm. (3)
• 1st Snail Cozy. (12)

December 2008

• 31st Royal Doulton Really Pulled An 'Oops!'. (6)
• 30th Sebastian Says Go Big or Go Home!. (4)
• 30th Billy Goat Benjimans...Goat Gonads...Pan's Pouch...The List is Endless!. (4)
• 29th Makes Me Want to Ground Her Mother Until Menopause. (9)
• 29th Sex in Sneakers. (4)
• 28th This Would Imply Leprechauns Hatch Eggs Instead of Having Sex. (4)
• 28th Not a Creature Was Stirring, Not Even These Mice. (2)
• 27th It's a Nice Day for a...Knit Wedding?. (12)
• 25th Holiday Joy. (3)
• 23rd Christmas Vests: Bringing You the Season of Ugly. (8)
• 22nd World's Best Christmas Tree Topper. (1)
• 22nd Bubble. (7)
• 21st 10 Handmade Items No One Would Be Caught Dead In. (11)
• 20th Avoid The Horrible I-Ate-Too-Much Feeling This Christmas!. (2)
• 19th Angels We Have Heard On High (On Top of Old Smokey). (9)
• 19th BOB Wars!. (4)
• 19th Crapping Robot Toilet Paper Holder . (5)
• 19th Charrrrliiiiieeeee..... (13)
• 18th Great Minds Think... Mechanically. (3)
• 17th Biology FAIL.. (2)
• 17th Crafts That Look Like Bloggers: Volume III. (0)
• 17th Get Your Motor Runnin'. (2)
• 17th Have A Merry Period. . (7)
• 16th Bob Couldn't Have Asked for a Better Christmas Gift. (5)
• 16th I Would So Have Been Your Friend. (3)
• 16th Selling Fetish-wear: A How To. (7)
• 16th iFairy Needs an iPhone. (2)
• 15th Midnight Cluster(fook) Scarf. (3)
• 15th Nothing Says Sexytime Like Bedazzled Feet. (4)
• 15th I'm a Lumberjack and I Don't Care.... (5)
• 15th Annabell Wondered Why She Never Fit In.... (7)
• 14th Taking a Trip To Michigan . (3)
• 13th I Feel Like Crap and You're Getting a Stuffed Chicken. (17)
• 12th Best of the Worst: The Christmas Sweater Edition. (12)
• 12th And the Winner Is...... (0)
• 11th Who Wouldn't Want These "Entertainment Workers" On Their Fridge?. (11)
• 11th The Shrine to Kawasaki*. (6)
• 10th TIMES UP! GIVEAWAY!. (66)
• 10th Chucky Ain't Got Nothing On You Dolly. (8)
• 10th Um, Sorry, No.. (14)
• 9th This Baby Looks Pretty Happy for a Leprosy Patient. (5)
• 9th Wouldn't That Be Heavy as Heck?. (3)
• 9th Tit for Tat for Teat. (1)
• 9th I Can Haz Toot-Brush?. (7)
• 9th I say I say...We Have Been Flim-Flammed. (3)
• 8th Blind Date. (3)
• 8th Made With Love, No Question. (6)
• 8th The Incredible Boob Man. (3)
• 7th Best Stationary Ever. (14)
• 7th Listen to the Wind Rattle Through Your Bottles. (4)
• 7th Like, I Totally Love Zombies!. (5)
• 6th It's Like Scrubbing Your Nethers With a Dirtier Bar of Soap. (8)
• 6th Angry Pancakes. (3)
• 6th I Hate Myself for Loving You. (1)
• 6th Shoe Fly, Don't Bother Me! . (5)
• 5th Bow-Chicka-Wow-Ribbit!. (6)
• 5th "Eye of the Tiger" is Stuck in My Head. (11)
• 5th The Real Cast of The Blair Witch Project. (6)
• 4th When Two of Your Favourite Things Come Together.... (5)
• 4th Double Take. (3)
• 4th I Guess Jesus Was Put on the Naughty List?. (7)
• 2nd Show Your Love For the Porcelain God. (6)
• 1st Butt on a Stick to Lick. (8)

November 2008

• 29th New Fangled Flash Drives Bound to Get Some Attention. (7)
• 29th Felted Wool Funbags. (1)
• 29th Fetus O'Clock. (6)
• 26th I Got Your Turkey Alternative Right Here. (7)
• 26th Turkey in the Straw. (3)
• 26th Now, Which One is the Turkey?. (2)
• 26th My Cervix Feels Tingly Looking at This. (5)
• 26th Horn of (Missing the) Plenty. (5)
• 26th Gobble, Gobble! . (3)
• 26th A Question, Dear Readers.... (3)
• 25th Lulu's Got a Big Ol' Butt. (6)
• 25th When Polymer Meets Prochlorperazine. (4)
• 25th Glam or Glum?. (4)
• 25th My Vagina Just Slammed Shut.. (9)
• 24th She's a Maniac! Maniac! . (11)
• 24th Put your disease on show!. (2)
• 24th Cake Wrecks? I'll Show You a Cake Wreck!. (3)
• 24th Bag Yourself a Big One. (3)
• 24th The Smell of Brains. (3)
• 24th Sheri the Sick Peptobismol and Bob the Overworked Red Bloodcell (sic). (7)
• 24th Amy Winehouse Is Dead?. (2)
• 23rd Cowicorn. (4)
• 23rd Ring The Bell. School's in Suckas. (6)
• 23rd Hate Looking For Your Black Suitcase in Sea of Black Suitcases?. (3)
• 23rd Not Your Grandma's Cross Stitching. (9)
• 22nd The New Face of Xanax. (9)
• 22nd I Always Thought It Looked Like a Slug. (4)
• 22nd Monster Lawsuits.... (3)
• 22nd It's a New Wave of Hairball Art!. (9)
• 22nd What a Complete Waste of Perfectly Good Candy. (2)
• 21st Diamonds, Sapphires and Zygotes - OH MY!. (2)
• 21st If You Give A Gran a Cookie. (4)
• 21st Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!. (8)
• 21st If The Internet Died Tomorrow.... (6)
• 21st Bling For Bozos. (5)
• 21st I'll See Your Kitty And Raise You A Couple of Nuts. (3)
• 21st LOL FAIRY. (5)
• 20th Got Your Wassp! Right Here. (6)
• 20th What's Got Your Panties in a Bunch?. (9)
• 20th Unhand That Child!. (8)
• 20th Oh Hey, I'm the Coffee Fairy. (3)
• 20th You Forgot Your Raincoat! . (6)
• 20th All I Want For Christmas. (1)
• 20th I am the Master of Peeing in a Cup. (7)
• 20th Mexicali Jesus. (8)
• 20th Quarter Past Your Left Nut. (1)
• 19th Like Lord of the Flies, But Not. . (5)
• 19th Fern. (2)
• 19th Granny Doesn't Always Know Best. (4)
• 19th Mermaids Need Grannies Too.. (4)
• 19th Why I stopped eating pastries.... (2)
• 19th Bad to the Bone. (3)
• 18th Deck the Halls with ...placenta??. (13)
• 18th Looking For A Way To Advertise That You're STD Free? . (5)
• 18th A Twist on The Ol' Porn 'Stache. . (2)
• 18th Title Used By Artist: Meat Bust. I Just Can't Beat That. . (1)
• 18th Kill 'em with kindness. (0)
• 18th Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. But. Sometimes You Just Have to Refuse. . (5)
• 18th Prepare to be disturbed.. (2)
• 18th She's a Bad Mamma Jamma*. (2)
• 17th You Better Not Pout, You Better Not Cry Or This Here Santa Will Kick You in The Eye. (10)
• 17th A Tray Is a Tray Is a Tray. (13)
• 17th RUDE!. (4)
• 17th Perfect For Your Visit to the OBGYN. (4)
• 17th Is That a Roll of Quarters in Your Pocket, or My Baby?. (0)
• 17th Our Father, Who Art In Heaven, What Up, Yo. . (1)
• 17th Since When is Drury Lane Part of a Red Light District?. (3)
• 17th Can't Hardly Wait for Volume Two. (1)
• 17th Santa Brings the Booze, Jesus Brings The LOLZ. (3)
• 16th Craptacular Cards - Move over Hallmark!!. (3)
• 16th Advertising on Craftastrophe. (0)
• 16th I Have a Wee Bit of a Turtlehead. (7)
• 16th Grandma got run over by a reindeer.... (2)
• 16th P.S. I Love Poo. (4)
• 16th Doesn't 'Buckcherry' Sing a Song About Girls Like This?. (2)
• 16th Baby Biscuits. (4)
• 15th Gifts for a Redneck Christmas. (10)
• 15th Air Quotes Time!. (3)
• 15th Hey Honey, Let's Have a Party and Serve Salsa in Baby Heads!. (13)
• 15th Why Isn't Granny Answering The Phone?. (5)
• 15th You Might Wanna Get That Checked Out. (8)
• 14th It's Quarter Past Lithium. (5)
• 14th The Perfect Gift for Your Teenager This Christmas. (1)
• 14th We All Have To Start Somewhere.... (1)
• 14th It Rubs the Lotion on its Skin or Else It Gets the Hose Again. . (5)
• 14th Egggggs-cellent Bacon Lamp Shade. (6)
• 13th The Entire Plot of Grey's Anatomy, as Told in Craftastrophes. (7)
• 13th Let's Get Ready To RUUUMMMMBBBBLLLEEEEE! . (3)
• 13th Do These Pants Make My Butt Look Big?. (4)
• 13th That's Definitely NOT My Bag, Baby. (1)
• 13th Meet The Plockers. (1)
• 13th I Hope You Aren't Eating While Reading This. (25)
• 13th If Joan Crawford Was Alive, She Would Own These in Every Colour. (7)
• 13th Padding For Your Pixies. (4)
• 13th I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...*. (11)
• 12th Just Like Junkies on a Bender. (3)
• 12th Bonanza Has Nothing On This Cowboy. (3)
• 12th Remember the Mirror from Romper Room? This is Totally Not Like That. (4)
• 12th The Markup On This Has To Be 80,000 Percent. (11)
• 12th Medieval Creepiness . (12)
• 12th Saving For Braces. (1)
• 12th Thanksgiving Will Never Be the Same. (18)
• 12th I Do, You Do, We All Do VooDoo. (2)
• 12th Hey Uhhh, Can I Borrow 0 Bucks?. (4)
• 12th Oh Happy Day! It's a Happy Uterus!. (12)
• 11th Fancy Feet Doesn't Even Do It Justice. (3)
• 11th You Can Pick Your Friends, and You Can Pick Your Nose.... (3)
• 11th Irony, Personified. (2)
• 11th Wolf Teeth Are a Girl's Best Friend. (5)
• 11th A Box for Your Box (Read: This title totally sucks, just read the post. Kthxbai.). (1)
• 11th Little Red Riding Feminist. (4)
• 11th Sarah Was A Troubled Teen. (7)
• 11th It's Not The Kind of Vibrator You're Thinking Of. (1)
• 11th Caption This: Baby Zombie Blister Pendant. (0)
• 11th Yodel-eh-he-who the hell thought of this??. (3)
• 11th Comeback: Britney Spears vs. Whitney Houston. (3)
• 11th What Not to Wear: Spongebob StonerPants. (3)
• 11th For the PETA Lover in Your Life. (4)
• 11th I Can't Help It. I'm Just Drawn to Boobs. There is No Explanation. (5)
• 10th What Not To Wear: Wrap Shirts. (1)
• 10th Little Otik: I Must Rent This Movie. (5)
• 10th Sarah Palin Ring. (1)
• 10th Like a Strawberry Field Only Glitter-ier. (4)
• 10th Hi, I'm Timothy. (3)
• 10th Doll, Interrupted . (1)
• 10th Again With The Recycling. (2)
• 10th You Put The Trinkets in The Box. (7)
• 9th A Lumpy Pillow He May Actually Appreciate. (8)
• 9th Celebrating Obama Through Craftastrophes. (1)
• 9th A Woman's Prerogative. (2)
• 9th Ornamental Christmas Angel (Also Known As The Transvestite Bedazzled Hooker). (2)
• 9th Sometimes I Don't Feel Fresh. (3)
• 9th Gitin' Yer Bow On: The Ultimate Fashion Fail. (1)
• 9th Tips on Life: Making Marriage Last. (3)
• 9th SPEAK UP!. (1)
• 9th Take a Load Off Granny. (1)
• 8th You Have To Kiss A Frog To Find Your Prince Charming. (2)
• 8th I Don't Care How Badly You Want to Save The Earth, There is NO EXCUSE for This Sort of Craft. (6)
• 8th Like The Cheshire Cat, Only Uglier and Scarier. (0)
• 8th Hush Little Monkey, Don't Say a Word. (1)
• 8th Dreadfalls: Emo Kids No Longer Cut. Themselves, Anyway.. (2)
• 8th Pussycat, Pussycat, Where Have You Been?. (2)
• 8th Behold The Sexiness of the Stripper Monkey. (10)
• 8th Little Big World Comes to Your Shower. (1)
• 8th Nothing Says I Love You Like Dead Tree Rat. (27)
• 7th Turkey, Turkey, Turkey . (1)
• 7th Contact. (0)
• 7th I Don't Care What You Say, Sushi and Poo Do NOT Go Together. (1)
• 7th When Animals Attack. (0)
• 7th Unwanted Old Cell Phones are Great Appetizers. (1)
• 7th A Definite Conversation Starter. (6)
• 7th Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off. (7)
• 7th For Only , You Too Can Creep Your Friends Out. (2)
• 7th Cloud BLAH (Mommy, Where Do Rainbows Come From). (0)
• 7th Pocket Bacon, Seriously the Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Made But You Guys Seem to Like It. (1)
• 7th Get the Funk Out of Here!. (0)
• 7th The Death of Santa: Loopy Art Doll Nina. (2)
• 7th Just in Time for Thanksgiving . (1)
• 6th Archives. (0)
• 6th Rob a Bank and Kill Them with Laughter. (1)
• 6th Pin Cushion That's Worth a Squeeze. (1)
• 6th Perfect Male Gift for Winter. (3)
• 6th Keep Your Money Safe - in Your Vagina!. (1)
• 5th About. (0)