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If you’ve stumbled onto Craftastrophe, you’ve stumbled onto greatness times infinity. With HOT GLUE, baby.

In our first week, we went from 1,600 hits a day to over 13,000!  Who knows where things will go from here? Why wouldn’t you want to be apart of this? That’s why we’re giving you an opportunity to get in on the action and buy ad space on our growing site.

Ads will appear below the fold but don’t fret Not any more!  We like you, we really like you! And like good call girls, we want you to get more bang for your buck.

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Design a 125 x 125 pixel ad and contact us with the details.  Need help designing an eye-catching ad?  Let us know!

Rates are as follows and are subject to change without notice:

1 week – $16

2 weeks – $30

4 weeks – $50

8 weeks – $90

12 weeks – $130

Why such random numbers?  Read the site.  We’re messed up and we’re not the least bit mathy.

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